I don't get it?

This. Women owe us sex.

Based

This. And only one of them matters.

How does popular music with niche audiences (like free jazz and noise) fit into this?

It's shit. A good rule of thumb is: if it's made by a black person, it's shit.
Also noise is not music.

xD upvoted!

nigger

high art has not existed for at least 40 years

>high art has not existed for at least 40 years
wrong

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it's simple :
take the technical complexity of the song as determined by the rules listed at page 2123 of the book of ISO Objective Aesthetics, multiply it by the importance of the underlying themes as determined by pages 2401-2440,
apply a normalization coefficient to account for originality of the work (see page 3090), and you have the official standard score for the artfulness of a piece of music.

you will find that everything you like is shit and that you are a hopeless moron.