Why can't men understand fiona apple?

I am glad we all agree that it’s music for women so I feel zero obligation to listen to it

Gee I wonder why... Serious question, were you dropped on the head as a baby?

it's a good album, but giving it a 10 just leads me to believe that "10" doesn't mean anything really. i mean 8, 10, what's the difference when it comes to pitchfork?

this shit reminds me of when women say they want a guy who has a good relationship with his mother. men with experience dating know that the vast majority of women are too stupid to act in accordance with what they say. they are too impressionable and pliable, too beholden to popular culture to express their desires coherently. only a tiny percentage of women have the acuity to figure out what they want in a man and have the wherewithal to be explicit about it. the rest are slaves, just like men.

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