Hey, user. Wanna have milk and cookies and listen to oneohtrix point never and maybe fuck and then watch disney+?

Loyal trad gf is a mommy substitute. Where your mom has failed the tradfu fulfills the psychological gap

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*unzips dick*

Yeah I get that, but she could at least try not looking like a fucking uncanny valley horror show.