/BSG/ - Beatles Shitposting General

/BSG/ - Beatles Shitposting General

Post whatever you want, as long as it's Beatles-related. The spicier, the better.

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BOY YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL
YOU LET YOUR NIGGERS DOWN

If you HAD to fuck, kill, marry The Beatles who would you choose. The remaining Beatle gets to be the cuck in the corner who masturbates while you fuck your chosen Beatle.

I'm thinking fuck George, kill Paul, marry Ringo and John can stand in the corner and watch me fuck George.

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Uhm... hello? Based department?

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Paul was the 3rd ugliest Beatle.

Poor Ringo. Why was Paul being an asshole? Did he and Ringo ever have a falling out?

Lennon gang walking into another Beatles thread be like

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Penny Lane >>> Strawberry Fields Forever

Terrible taste.

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Fuck George, kill John in front of the Dacota, marry Ringo

yesterday ruined lennon

What happened yesterday?

I’d fuck the girl in your photo. No idea for the rest, although I guess I’d have John be the cuck who watches since he had yellow fever

Beatles shitposting thread. Lennon will never post here again

Attractiveness
John > George > Paul > Ringo
Talent
John > George > Paul > Ringo

This, but literally the reverse

BOI HE BOUTTA DO IT

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Based.

based on what?

If it’s John before he became a hobo then yeah

>Wherever we went on tour, in Britain and everywhere we went, there were always a few seats laid aside for cripples and people in wheelchairs. Because we were famous, we were supposed to have epileptics and whatever they are in our dressing room all the time. We were supposed to be sort of “good,” and really you wanted to be alone. You don’t know what to say, because they’re usually saying “I’ve got your record” or they can’t speak and just want to touch you. It’s always the mother or the nurse pushing them on you, they themselves would just say hello and go away, but the mothers would push them at you like you were Christ or something, as if there were some aura about you which would rub off on them. It just got to be like that and we were very sort of callous about it. It was just dreadful: you would open up every night, and instead of seeing kids there, you would just see a row full of cripples along the front. It seemed that we were just surrounded by cripples and blind people all the time, and when we would go through corridors, they would be all touching us and things like that. It was horrifying.

Sexy

bong

Big 1968 Pool and 1980 Pool

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>That New Year’s Eve, the Beatles bade farewell to their old life with a ragged, drunken perfomance on the Star-Club stage, captured for posterity by Kingsize Taylor’s tape recorder. ‘We all had a meal first at the Mambo Schankey. As we left, I saw John pick up a knife and fork from the table and shove them into his pocket. When the Beatles come onstage, the first thing he does is pull out the knife and throw it at someone in the audience. Admittedly it was only a table knife.