Hey moon

>Matter of fact, matter of fact
>Pussy is not a matter of fact
>Matter of fact, matter of fact
>Pussy is not a matter of fact
what did he mean by this?

She turned private her ig profile bros

MAUS'D?

lol she let me follow her
brandon

She was built for BBC.

>not already following ken on your main, your music account, and your finsta
never going to make it

just make a non-threatening vaguely tranny-ish profile and she'll accept u

Big Brandon Cock?
Big Binnish Cock?
Big Balkanic Cock?
Big Belgian Cock?
Which one?

big black casio

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she'd laugh at your bad taste desu

N-no she wouldn't! She'd say "I love you" while I caress her cheeks

I feel like she'd actually marry John Maus

this chick is like 20 or something right

years of thirsty Yas Forumstant stalkers have probably ruined the very idea of men for her. she'll go to a university or move to the big city, have a queer awakening and decide she's a they/them and wife up with some tall bitch. many such cases

It's threads like these that makes a small part of me want the corona virus to wipe out most people, particular the types of individuals that linger around these threads idealizes random strangers uncaring about what impact that may have on the subject of their idiotic, parasitic idealization.

fiona apple

Based Yas Forums keeping the gene pool clear
I'm here only to shitpost.

i agree, but at the same time... if you're even moderately attractive and put dozens of pictures of yourself up on the internet, what did you expect was gonna happen

the VAST MAJORITY of women do not have this happen to them. sure they get thirsty dms and sexual harassment but it is less than 0.005% of the population that gets spammed on Yas Forums throughout their teenage years

yeah it's a rather unfortunate combo of looking like a victorian nymphet and having your main interest (obscure musics) be a predominantly male hobby. a perfect storm of awkward interactions

Yeah, blame the girl for liking music, and not the ever growing number of male losers that project their ideals onto some stranger because the guys on this board and other areas of the Internet use music as a means to seem interesting while having no redeemable characteristics to speak of.
Many such cases.

i didn't "blame" anyone, calm down fella

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT MUSIC REVIEWERINOS ON MY JAPANESE MUSIC FORUM AGHHHHHHH

I HATE MYSELF MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE CITY
AND IT SOOTHES ME TO KNOW MOST OF THEM WILL BE DEAD
IN A HUNDRED YEARS OF SNOWLESS WINTERS

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Many such cases indeed...

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