Who won?

quite litcherrally came here to post precisely this

Jessica Simpson

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I have never seen a pregnant woman resemble a balloon this much.

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Fuck Beyonce and her motivational anthems for single moms in their 20s. Shakira made fun sexy beach party mainstay songs so she wins by default

>Shakira
rare, aged-like-fine-wine, woman

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Is that a bush I'm seeing?