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First for Mudvayne is Slipknot for men

DEVIL SZATAN SZATAN

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Listen to Collision.
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Take a sip, user. You are not a Straight-Edge fag, right?

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stoner metal

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POST WHAT YER FECKIN BLASTIN'
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I'm addicted to this shit
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>when you realize you diaper is full again

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Community made /meal/ playlist.
We standing at 727 songs - 58hr 59 min playtime
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>Recommend me albums and bands

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post the most vile shit you have
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For me, it's Fatal Portrait.

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Thoughts on this split? the Goat Semen demo is some top tier war metal, but the Anal Vomit demos are kinda generic and badly produced.

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Is that non-metalheads hear when they listen to extreme metal? I think this is where I hop off the grind train.

So I got a question for all the haters, if DragonForce is supposed to be so bad, fake, all flash in the pan no substance etc, how come there are literally over 1000 people watching Herman Li play the guitar live on Twitch every working day, which is when he streams? I mean if they're so bad wouldn't people get sick of it and never watch? Yet this guy is doing live shows every day Mon-Fri playing DragonForce songs at full speed shredding it up and a ton of people watch him. How come?

Actually blasting coroner, good shit, added it to the playlist

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kek

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Evening Negru, thought you're dead since no activity from you today

Is that supposed to be Abigail?

And what's the point of metal? Isn't it just a giant distraction from true life goals? I mean I know in your cases you're all just comping by posting "look at my kewl charts of shit nobody listens to" but I mean for people who aren't bedwetting autists

Based Slovenian.

What a gullible idiot you are.Herman Li fakes his viewcount with bots, same way he fakes his riffs with the help of computers.

So I got a question for all the haters, if Kesha is supposed to be so bad, fake, all flash in the pan no substance etc, how come there are literally over 1 million people watching her clips on Youtube every working day? I mean if they're so bad wouldn't people get sick of it and never watch?
>Yet this guy is doing live shows every day Mon-Fri playing DragonForce songs at full speed shredding it up and a ton of people watch him.
Not even putting the minimal effort I've put in elsewhere for that one, the point's come across now.
How come?

If being gay is for faggots and sinners, how come Negru Voda sucked off nearly 1000 Gyspies in gas station bathrooms in the span of a week? You'd think after getting AIDs, he'd stop, but he still sucks, fucks, and sneeds every Mon-Fri

It isn't really though, and doesn't apply in this case since we're talking about music. I mean a ton of people enjoy the guy's music every day and the point of music is to captivate and entertain, to be listened to, which this guy does every day of the week without making people sick of him. You might go to see your fav band once a year when they tour if even less but this is like listening to DF's music every day and people watch it.

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It's an impossible task user, the first 4 are perfect.

Ke$ha is unironically based, though.
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Way better than anything DragonF*rce have ever done.

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Although a few percentage of Japanese women has meat, all of them are inherently ugly.

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Absolutely not clicking on any of those links. Replace Kesha with any popular dogshit artist and the point still stands.

Does he also fake his livestream solos with magic? Because he shreds through that shit like a knife through butter. And those are some damn sophisticated bots he has that can respond to him in real time and subscribe (which costs money on Twitch). What you said could be true but I would guess it's against Twitch's terms of service, but I'm sure a smart guy like Herman could pull it off.

The Eye is great.

But it has Two Little Girls and a shitty drum machine.

More metal than DragqueenFarts for sure

Lol just as I thought the haters have no real response, just autistic screeching and coping.

The other day he was talking to real fans around the world via video conference, they all seemed to play guitar and know his songs.

>DragonForce is actual fece-
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Kehsa's good but DragonForce is like top 5 metal bro.

Aren't you tired of being a living meme, Nitrate vasectomy?

DF isn't even top 5 power metal.

>Dragonforce
>In the top 5 of anything
we know you like them but come on dude. this is just wrong.

Busy with work, had to do some remote shit. Also just got off the Herman Li livestream.

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>top of Power Metal
They'd be #1, 2 or 3 on that list, hands down.

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