Hey, this is Henry Rollins!

Hey, this is Henry Rollins!

I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager.

I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.

Homosexuality is natural and normal. Someone has to tell you this, America, and it might as well be me. I can handle the shitstorm that'll follow. I have all those muscles and stuff. So I can afford to declare wholehearted support for the revolutionary policies and cultural mores that have been altered, top down, by our elite ruling class.

Sodomy feels good and you should try it. Things that feel good are always good, even if it gives you AIDS.

Conformity is like death. That's why I'm a nonconformist who fully supports every state supported cultural change that has taken place in the last 30 years. I plan on continuing to push the envelope and fight in the safe space the ruling elites have formed for me within their global power structure. They don't stand a chance, cuz guess what? I'm a 53 year old white man. And I'm single, and I'm not a father. I'm living the dream, and when I die I'll leave not a trace. Gone forever. Are you man enough to go extinct? Heh, didn't think so loser. Have fun fighting against your genocide, you fragile weaklings.

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I suspect Henry Rollins is not the actual person behind this post

>I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity!
This actually makes sense. There's a difference between lifting and actually acting like a typical gym dudebro. The latter is pretty cringeworthy and inevitably look like tryhards.

Nah it's him.

In addition to this: Henry Rollins is definitely a try hard but not the kind I'm talking about

>This actually makes sense.
How? What would be the point of weightlifting outside of the appreciation of a well-built male body and strength that comes with it, which his inherently linked to masculinity?

This is all true and he's still fucking based

Yes but not necessarily to caveman-like masculinity which is what I think people talk about when they mention it

>And I'm single, and I'm not a father.
Because he's gay and his lover was killed in his apartment. This is seriously a low blow here.

What's the difference really? Most of the people I know who hit the gym don't go punching people randomly in the street for the sake of "being toff"