I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager.
I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.
Homosexuality is natural and normal. Someone has to tell you this, America, and it might as well be me. I can handle the shitstorm that'll follow. I have all those muscles and stuff. So I can afford to declare wholehearted support for the revolutionary policies and cultural mores that have been altered, top down, by our elite ruling class.
Sodomy feels good and you should try it. Things that feel good are always good, even if it gives you AIDS.
Conformity is like death. That's why I'm a nonconformist who fully supports every state supported cultural change that has taken place in the last 30 years. I plan on continuing to push the envelope and fight in the safe space the ruling elites have formed for me within their global power structure. They don't stand a chance, cuz guess what? I'm a 53 year old white man. And I'm single, and I'm not a father. I'm living the dream, and when I die I'll leave not a trace. Gone forever. Are you man enough to go extinct? Heh, didn't think so loser. Have fun fighting against your genocide, you fragile weaklings.
I suspect Henry Rollins is not the actual person behind this post
Tyler Nelson
>I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! This actually makes sense. There's a difference between lifting and actually acting like a typical gym dudebro. The latter is pretty cringeworthy and inevitably look like tryhards.
Hudson Flores
Nah it's him.
Alexander Barnes
In addition to this: Henry Rollins is definitely a try hard but not the kind I'm talking about
Evan Parker
>This actually makes sense. How? What would be the point of weightlifting outside of the appreciation of a well-built male body and strength that comes with it, which his inherently linked to masculinity?
Anthony Rogers
This is all true and he's still fucking based
Jordan Fisher
Yes but not necessarily to caveman-like masculinity which is what I think people talk about when they mention it
Ryan Murphy
>And I'm single, and I'm not a father. Because he's gay and his lover was killed in his apartment. This is seriously a low blow here.
Leo Stewart
What's the difference really? Most of the people I know who hit the gym don't go punching people randomly in the street for the sake of "being toff"
Henry Gutierrez
>Hey, this is Henry Rollins! You fucking moron read the post
Kayden Moore
Imagine getting so worked up about Henry Rollins of all people that you write a multi-paragraph "satire" to post to a bunch of anonymous strangers on a San Marinian Hammer Dulcimer Repairmanship Forum.
op, just ask your cable company to stop sending you IFC
Luke Peterson
Sup Henry
Wyatt Martin
do you even lift? it calms your inner beast (aka autism)
Ryder Cruz
I don't understand why Yas Forums enjoys picking on a mentally ill person so much. Henry is a killjoy and a sperg but he did nothing wrong
Jayden Davis
HEY MAN, THERE'S NO PUNK ROCK IN AFGHANISTAN, HEY MAN LIKE HOW TERRIBLE, WHY DON'T THEY HAVE LIBERALISM AND NOAM CHOMSKY AND CORPORATIONS TO PROTEST AND CONSUMER COFFEE TO CONSUME MANNNNN? DON'T THEY WANT THINGS TO COMPLAIN AND PROTEST ABOUT? SHOULDN'T THEIR CULTURE BE SUBVERTED FOR GLOBAL INTERESTS MAN? IRAN NEEDS FEMINISM OR ELSE IT IS NOT FREE, FREEDOM IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. FREE TO COMPLAIN AND PROTEST AND COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN. REACTIONARIES ARE NAZI'S MAN, NAZI'S!
Kree Larson does not need a 40-year-old Narc to tell her what didn/t work for him about “A Fungus In Big Toe” It wasn/t made for him youtube.com/watch?v=xIhyZaA8yqo
