Thoughts on Carly Rae Jepsen?

Thoughts on Carly Rae Jepsen?

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Incredibly attractive and makes very catchy music. 100% based

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One of the bravest musicians alive desu. Threw a chance to be a popstar away in order to make music that's actually good.

Truly the undisputed queen of 2010s music.

fuckable whore
music sound like a cat being raped

Just another shit pop musician people listen because they want to fuck her.

filtered

Great popstar. Her voice and appearance are very sexy.

What are those shoes?

One of the best examples of a talented songwriter being schlepped out like a whore to sell.

Love her but ever since leaving the world of Yas Forums, going to one of her concerts, and realizing 80% of her audience (literally) are faggots, I’m a bit less outwardly a fan of her in public

I'd like very much to cum inside her

best album?

Emotion and b-sides probably has her best tracks, but the new album is the most consistently good

I agree with this.

True. All my gay friends are stans of her and Charli XCX.

That is weird. I thought gay people like men...

insecure fag lol

...

you're part of the 80%

FPBP

They like men but they want to be women, that’s why they’re all obsessed with flamboyantly performing women.

I went to one of her shows with my friend expecting a healthy mix of normies, Yas Forumstants, men and women, girls and guys, you know, like most “indie“ darling female pop artist concerts I’ve been to. We get there and stand in line and it sounds like we got thrust into a snake pit what with the cacophony of lisps drowning out our every thought and the loudest of city traffic. Literally an 85/15 guy/girl split, rivaling a Slayer concert. And boy, let me tell you, the “men” at the CRJ weren’t the type to see Slayer but they were the type to yell “THLAYYYY” - of the 80% that were “male”, a good 75% of them were clearly bottoms, and another 15% (minimum) were probably gay also, just not as obviously and insufferably so. I almost got an epileptic seizure no matter where I looked thanks to these fags, given that most of them were wearing glitter on their faces. It was fascinating hearing the gay couple behind me talk about Gaga’s latest tweet though, and my friend enjoyed getting grinded on by the flamer behind him. After the show I was terrified I’d start walking around with a limp wrist, clapping after every word I spoke, and adding a vocal fry effect to everything I said, but fortunately, gayness doesn’t appear to be contagious, at least not after only 3 hours of exposure. Carly is a great performer though, love her to death. 5/5

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Lmao based

>an 85/15 guy/girl split
>of the 80% that were “male”, a good 75% of them were clearly bottoms, and another 15% (minimum) were probably gay also
great post but your maths doesnt add up at all so i can't drop a based on this one

You’re misreading, it’s clear the math adds up just fine. He’s talking about 80% of the guys (guys making up 85% of the total) being obviously gay plus another 15% probably being gay, meaning a total of 5% were straight, of the 85% who were men.

I’m also a closet Carly stan.

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oh shit you're right
based

reminder that Dedicated is underrated

mommy

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she went to my highschool in a small town near vancouver BC, i’ve sucked on her younger sister’s tits