Black people invent jazz

>black people invent jazz
>white people hate it at first, eventually start stealing it and treating it as America's classical music
>black people invent rock
>white people ignore it until Elvis steals it, suddenly becomes the definition of music of an entire generation
>black people invent disco
>white people get so pissed off that they blow up a ton of records in a stadium, immediately after that appropriate it and other club genres and start rave culture, leading to the EDM scene
>black people invent rap
>white people treat it as their new minstrel show, eventually it becomes just another form of commercial pop music
what do you think will be the next genre to suffer this fate?

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>black people invent jaz-
Um sweaty
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rnb and soul have kind of managed to avoid this so far, beyond shitty blue eyed soul artists. rnb's violent destruction is inevitable

niggers stole their ideas for those genres from white people though. genres of music evolve over time. that being said, i don't think it's fair to say niggers invented rock or jazz because white people were the root of all modern music

>black men give birth to jazz
>abandon it
>black men give birth to rock n roll
>abandon it
>black people give birth to funk
>abandon it
>black people give birth to disco
>abandon it

Someone has to take care of those abandoned kids, and as usual it's not the black man.

where do you think the theory behind jazz came from? it clearly wasn't the uneducated african communities that started fucking around with brass instruments and calling it jazz.

swing and jazz are not the same thing
>rnb
classic rnb was just another form of soul, contemporary rnb is just another form of pop
>soul
agreed, blue-eyed has been the only attempt so far, I wonder what will be its downfall
name one piece of music exclusively by white people that came before one of these genres and used all of its important elements
not a good analogy. the actual analogy is that white people kidnapped and murdered the children, and the black people moved on to another kid because you can't raise a corpse

>name one piece of music exclusively by white people that came before one of these genres and used all of its important elements
Name some of these "important elements"

Jazz is like 99% European influenced, the instrumentation, rhythm, harmony, textures e.t.c

>the actual analogy is that white people kidnapped and murdered the children
You're fucking delusional and retarded. White people are the only reason those genres lived as long as they did. White people are the only reason anyone gives a shit about jazz anymore. Have been for decades. White contributions to rock and blues rock are arguably far greater in quality and quantity than black. It's a fitting analogy and blacks are lazy fucks with no sense of commitment.

>swing and jazz are not the same thing
How so?

the actual analogy is that white people kidnapped and raised the children into respectable adults

are subgenres grandkids
that implies some sort of incest as they are all birthed from black people
who is the mom
who are the moms

these are all the same faggot btw

>only one (you)
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>swing and jazz are not the same thing
objectively wrong

yikes
>inspect element

Yeah of course you'd want to inspect my element, fucking faggot.

Such a convenient way to get out of actual discussion eh OP? Fuck off back to Yas Forums you race baiter.

these are all the same faggot btw

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>Um sweaty
Why do people here do this? It's not cute or funny or witty. It's just a misspelling.

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I would, and you'd love it, faggot

they were actually.
Mostly started by slaves who their owner gave them instruments to learn to silly around (Musical education was for whites).
When black people started living in communities they started playing instruments (not like full brass or stuff like that I mean like diy instruments with trash or something like that)
The jazz theory started because NONE of them were trying to make highly trained classical music like that.
Also the style conects to bands from funerals and Dixieland or something like that.

I reccomend reading "Black music" by Amiri Baraka, except if you're a racist dumbass and think that white people did everything kek

>white people invent medicine
>black people claim to invent it.

Jazz harmony is just a bastardzation of western harmony, just because they were dumb and added parrell 5ths and weak functional harmony doesn't mean they invented it.

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