>be out at club
>girl sitting next to me
>she strikes up conversation
>covered in tattoos here we go
>'hey there! I love this song, want to dance?'
>shut eyes for second of peace, must regain thoughts
>'no' I manage
>"oh what kind of music do you like then?' she asks
>"mostly lowercase dungeon synth and postavant doomcore, you know..." I say
>"Oh cool.. I like muse"
>swallow vomit rising up into my mouth for long enough to stand up and face her
>shaking with fury
>throw my sparkling rose wine in her face
>run off out of club
>start sweating, hear girls laughing in distance
>enjoying life, plebs everywhere
>start tearing up, can't handle world
>get in taxi
>tell him to take me home
>he keeps trying to talk to me
>he has an accent oh jesus I can't handle this
>wave my hand in his face to shut him up
>finally get home
>run upstairs to my bedroom
>jump into bed and listen to found sound cassettes of children's hospitals in the 80s
>realise I left my cardigan in the taxi
>turn away to face wall
>tell myself this is the life I chose
Be out at club
lol
Very good, OP. Very good. I'm into it.
if a hot girl has a bunch of tattoos it makes her even hotter no matter how shitty they are. eat my shit, tradfags
I loled
I know this is a joke but this is unironically what browsing this board makes you think.
I relate to this somehow
>whenyaboyslidesinnolube.png
degenerate
had an almost identical real experience when i was at the peak of my music elitism in high school. a girl at a house party tried to talk to me about her favorite band twenty one pilots and i scoffed at her and then went on a tangent about how shit they are without even thinking about it. all she said was "...ok??" and walked away and i never saw her again
actually based. don't be too hard on yourself user
Haven't seen this one in a while, truly a Yas Forums classic
hello, based department?
twenty one pilots are great man you're missing out
Bitch deserved it
You have to go back
Liking tats means you gay
It wouldn’t be funny if it wasn’t somewhat relatable
>yes I am a coprophage and I don’t care who knows!
Nice blog
I'm usually so fucked up at the club I'm unable to maintain even a basic conversation, maybe you would be a bit less self-conscious if you tried it too, bro :)
asshole. some people don't drink
You don't have to drink, just take acid or MDMA or both
ill never understand it, if the woman is worthwhile then tattoos are just akin to scribbles all over a work of priceless art
if i don't drink i obviously won't do that other stuff.
>taking drugs
exercise in nonsensicality
I'm a progressive leftist cuck and even I think tattoos look like shit
im pretty sure people with he general attitude of your pic related are the ones who are tolerant of tattoos
What are doing in the club then, lol
It's almost as if they don't value their body as a commodity
>sitting at a club
>wine at a club
>club girl likes Muse
at least go to a club once so you can LARP better here
i like it here take my penile erection dysfunction stock photo
its more like the opposite, only with a different philosophy on what gives value