how do you do fellow Yas Forumstants edition
/gg/ - /gg/uitarfa/gg/ & bassfa/gg/ /gg/eneral
Zachary Flores
Joseph Myers
How old were you when you realized that being a good rhythm guitarist is more difficult than being a good lead guitarist?
Jack Thompson
He has an ethiopian pot belly and an ever receding hairline
Colton Parker
Rhythm guitar players are just bass players that wanted to play guitar.
Daniel Thompson
>just spent 400$ on a new fender sq 70s vibe and three of the strings are buzzing at the bridge
>
come on man. 400$ and it's basically useless
Nathan Evans
Don't forget the
>5'4"
>bragged about making 3k a year
>begged and cried to let someone remix their song for $5
>still lives with his mommy and vegedaddy
Carter Jones
Guitar pickups are microphones.
Nathaniel Price
tfw gayboys ruined offsets / jazzmasters forever, now strats are contrarian and trad
Michael Garcia
kinda based reply ngl
Owen Nguyen
don't you know how to set up a bridge desu?
Chase Murphy
desu no I don't. I expected it to be working from the start (except for the tuning ofc)
Colton Wilson
>Newfag can't even quote the previous thread
Christ...
Xavier Price
previous thread
Jordan Fisher
Yeah, that's caco demacaco in a nutshell
Luis Roberts
...
Luis Diaz
post favorite fat bois
youtube.com
Adrian Fisher
Pay homage to the Kin/gg/™ and get the numbers up! He's counting on us to make him even more famous than he already is!
Liam Wilson
>He didn't buy a Gibson, the only guitar that's good enough, because he spent all his money on anal botox
Joseph Jones
how did you know i spent all my money on anal botox?
Cameron Davis
Timmy might be a fag but he can play 10x better and more tastsefully than anyone in /gg/, pink suhr included.
Nathan Rogers
>There are people who will spend 2 grand on a Gibson when they could have spent the same amount on a better guitar
Austin Carter
>Implying there are better guitars
Adam White
>Own 24 fret guitar
>Only use 17 frets
Kids these days.
Oliver Rogers
>he's too poor to afford a good guitar and thinks Gibsons are expensive and high end
Jackson Nelson
If your guitar cost more than $500, you're a poser and a corporate sellout
Ryder Allen
I agree on one point, that there are no better guitars, but you're still wrong overall. A Gibson isn't the only guitar that's good enough. It has equals, like this 60s strat.
If I want to know if someone's music isn't worth listening to, I just look at what they're playing... If it's some shredder stick, boutique tonewood wank or vomit-inducing custom shop guitar, I can safely ignore them because they only masturbate with their guitar instead of playing music!
Nothing of importance has been recorded on any kiesels, prs's, ibanesses, or ruokakas.
Just get a strat, kiddo.
Benjamin Jenkins
does he think his playing sounds good? IG guitarists are garbage
Jason Gonzalez
>learning songs is getting boring
>can't come up with anything good myself
>don't really enjoy jamming with my band that much
Leo King
>square pe/gg/ing
Henry Bell
He's got more fans than you homie
Jack Anderson
It's not about fans, it's about integrity?
Parker Wilson
fans? wow! since you put it that way, he's great
John Lopez
ur mom sucks dick for free
Joseph Rodriguez
>poor people are obsessed with money
>their entire life is governed by whether or not they can afford something
>all they can think about is how much things cost and how much money they have
>they're desperate to appear less poor so they will buy, or at least want things just because they are more expensive
>if they can't afford something, they either cope by saying it's worse, or become a rabid fanboy and delude themselves into thinking they will own one someday
/gg/ is full of people whose brains work like this
Wyatt Parker
t. wageslave
Liam Carter
>HAHAHA I CANT STOP BUYING GUITARS AND GUITAR RELATED GEAR
>HAHAHA LIL WAYNE
>HAHAHA JONAS BROTHERS
>HAHAHA INSTEAD OF PLAYING GUITAR I JUST BUY MORE GUITARS
>HAHAHA WAH PEDALS
>HAHAHA MY WIFE KEEPS NAGGING ME
Brayden Nelson
>impoverished ape obsessed with price tags: oh my god you fucking cucked goyim wagie ragie you work for money!?
>mfw i haven't had to look at a price tag or worry about a bill since my early 20s
Wyatt Perry
damn playa he had a family
Kevin Price
Imagine you buy one decent guitar instead of a beginner's instrument and someone starts yelling this shit out loud, right in the middle of the guitar store, acting like a total clown. How autistic would they look?
Brayden Collins
This is why I love /GG/. Almost no actual talk about guitars or technique, just guitar-related shitposting. Endless goldmine, and there's nowhere else like it online
Connor Collins
I tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen.
Jayden Gutierrez
You made fun of my guitar. This is how I repay you.
Oliver Long
Most guitar communities are full of boomers and boring as fuck.
/gg/ is full of zoomers and sucks even worse
Asher Gutierrez
The chad do/gg/
youtube.com
>multi-instrumentalist
>can improvise a melody better than most humans
>good sense of rhythm
The virgin cat
youtube.com
>can barely figure out guitar
>can't play anything resembling music
>no groove
Chase Morgan
>tfw I've seen my /gg/ shitposts pop up in legitimate guitar forums as rebuttals
>the people reposting my shitposts usually get banned soon after
Asher Lewis
Pretty much. I like boomer/genX guitar groups because I can give them basic advice and they think it's god-tier and I get to pretty much just pat them on the head when they act like guitar is a difficult instrument. Here, on the other hand, I get to shitpost relentlessly. Best of both worlds.
Lincoln Foster
>replying to yourself
samefag
Ian Reed
You don't get it. They don't care about that, and they don't have to care about money either because their parents buy everything for them. Pricetags are out of their field of view. They just can't understand why anyone would want to do anything but play video games all day and be fed and cared for by their parents. They can't comprehend it. They can't imagine wanting to work, even if it was for yourself, even if it was barely any work at all. They can't imagine a step up from mooching off your parents besides taking the parents out of the equation and receiving a constant stream of money for doing nothing.
Being accomplished and self sufficient is like an cosmic terror to manchildren.
Oliver Wright
Is that why they always like metal music so much?
Lucas Wilson
that sounds like most women to be quite honest family
maybe /gg/ doesn't need a job, but a husband
>shares and supports your hobbies
>pays for all your stuff
>will play vidya with you any time of the day
>will gladly feed you but likes it if you cook for him too
>has a dick, your favorite thing about porn
Ayden Evans
Imagine being a pint-sized ape that believes he does well when he spends a sizeable chunk of the little money he makes on shit guitars and mods so crap he changes them every 3 days
Asher Wood
He just needs a buff brazilian daddy to fund his condor modding hobby
Colton Johnson
All rock based music is made by kids who don't have any responsibilities. Once they become boomers with day jobs the mojo is lost.
Kevin Brooks
Thing is he's so ugly that will never happen. He's so sad he pays trannies to use his boipucci, wasting even more of his already small wage
Evan Barnes
Once the estrogen patches start working and he gets enough money for anti-androgens, you'll see how wrong you were when his hairline grows back and his boobs come in.
Sebastian Mitchell
He already has moobs.
Hairlines don't magically come back no matter how many pills you pop.
He would need a hair transplant like Lebron James did. Which he could never afford.
Henry Carter
Uh no, I've been on HRT for five years and I got my entire hairline back and most people think I'm a girl even when i boymode but we should really get back on topic
What's your favorite guitar? I like stratocasters
Tyler Hall
>15 Posters
Sebastian James
what do you think about Ibanez JSM20? I am considering buying it
Jaxon Gonzalez
No one cares.
Justin Cook
i approve t. tranny
Jonathan Young
prove it
Seeing /gg/'s memes spread to the wild is a dream of mine.