April 2020... I am forgotten

>April 2020... I am forgotten...

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Is she a pornstar? I won't give two shits if she's not.

not by my dick

Kosovo is Serbia.

I'm on my hands and knees in the pews at my local church service, Bible in one hand with my iPhone in the other, PRAYING TO GOD YOU FINALLY HAVE SEX

Her tour was cancelled because of coronachan.

I hate to say it but the new record was a quick burner. I listened to it like 10 times before getting tired of it though. It was the perfect spring-fling record, which I'm sure is how she intended it.

my dick hasn't forgotten, i literally think of submitting a load of my semen into her tight albanian pussy every night. and then i think about her being knocked up with my mutt child

fucking kek

based

okay you guys just got pwned

It doesn't help that 50% of it is complete shit, and that the other 50% is le neo 80s which is just an inferior imitation of actual good music from that era that you can listen to.

kek
reminds me I'm staying off this sinful website tomorrow for GF. not girlfriend. Good Friday, which is much more important

>he's unironically a christcuck

Yes.

Your favorite artists were and are religious. Stop being an edgy redditor.

I'm , my favorite artist right now is Julian Casablancas, I realize he like a lot of visionary musicians have a more abstract, maybe less Western spirituality. But I think his moral sense is pretty compelling and the passion in his vocals is really what sets him apart

I'm not bashing religion in general, mind you, I'm just saying that Jesus was an irrational optimist.
I hate to say it, but the Jews are right about this one. The Son Of God has not come, and if he did, he would certainly not be an irrationally optimistic peasant willing to forgive anyone and everyone at the drop of a hat.
Jesus had a convinced group of followers then, and he has a convinced group of followers now, because that old group of convinced followers wrote a convincingly exaggerated account of what he did and passed it off as something Holy.
I'm more of an Old Testament kind of guy is all I'm saying.

she's so hot bros

dua just dump anwar and respond to my dm's please

my religion is Julian Casablancas
fuck off

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boring post boring commentary
wooow soo edgyyy sexual le Yas Forums

>julian casablancas
holy shit lol fucking pleb. no wonder you're a fucking aspie

haha you used the meme word :) you fit in :) congrats :)

based and kekked

gotta be like at least 190cm tall to fuck this thot

Go back to twitter, whore.

AOTY

haha meme word:)

nice try, actually i hate twitter

artists you may also like: One Direction, 5 Seconds Of Summer, All Time Low

how's your tumblr doing

Tumblr isn't into Julian since Angles dropped. Where have you been?

sorry i don't spend all my time online obsessing over stupid shit like you do

if you're a woman, which I think you are, do you want a hate fuck sesh?

who hurt you?

You sound like someone who has just thought this through for the first time recently and thinks what they have to say is revelatory despite it being trite

But you are the one who brought Tumblr up.
Do us a favor, faggot, go take a walk in a busy highway.

what a dumb post. yawn

:( i don't want to go there

you're the one who's the authority on tumblr lol maybe instead of telling people to hurt themselves over some stupid they said online you should have some self reflection as to how you're spending your time. never hurts to take a look at yourself once in a while

dilate

jannies can you please do your job and remove this dumpster of thread

lol she literally just made the most acclaimed pop album since Lemonade. I don't like her music, but come on now.

What a waste of satanic trips kill yourself queer.

what do you mean by that

she made E-MO-TION for retards.

I hate this website but sometimes I see a comment like this and love it. Thanks for the comedy king

who cares bro its dope to believe in something. I'm not religious but I meditate and pray to the universe sometimes and it feels amazing. Makes life feel so much more real and fulfilling. The cynical attitude you get from this website is killing your inner child friend. Not trying to hate also, I've had that attitude before and many people are in the same position. I found reading about many different belief systems like Taoism and Transcendentalism really made me a lot more accepting of other peoples beliefs and just allowed me to be at peace and let others live however they want.

Really the only thing that matters to any individual is how they choose to spend their life, and caring aobut how others spend theirs prevents you from finding the goodness in the world :)

Im high af btw

lol no joke haven’t seen another thread in 2 or 3 days

kek

mericas bombs said something else...
>if you listen closely you can still hear the buildings collapse

Her album couldve gone from ok to good if the end song wasn't garbage
no incel, it just wasn't that good lol

x) le edgy anonymoose Yas Forums

the album was fine. it was never meant to be album of the year.

wtf lol

uh based

>I'm on my hands and knees in the pews at my local church service, Bible in one hand with my iPhone in the other, PRAYING TO GOD YOU FINALLY HAVE SEX

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religion is cringe

>religion is cringe. Time for my third fap of the evening!

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Depriving yourself of things that feel good in this short life that we are given because of what some retarded sand people wrote on papyrus 2000 years ago is the definition of a brainlet wojak.

>surely there will be no consequences if I only live to serve my flesh!
You're in for a rude awakening brotheranon

>your brain getting a dopamine rush from jerking off is bad
>but your brain getting a dopamine rush from listening to music is good

You're acting like there are only two extremes that exist, you never fap ever, or you fap 20 times a day and can't hold a job because of it.

Typical religious brainlet. Go ahead and suffer through life because some stupid sheep herders that were suffering from heat stroke in a desert 2000 years ago said that you should.

>he enjoys music for le dopamine

wtf went wrong itt

imagine actually thinking garbage like this. yeah destroy your body and mind for short term pleasure. hope you burn in hell you degenerate faggot

you're just a cringe atheist dopamine addict. kill yourself, not even joking. go find a rope and hang yourself you worthless coomer cunt.

Never

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