>Used to have a gf that loved this album and based shit like MDE and metokur
>she had a had a ton of cool looking guns in her parents house (she was a neet basically)
>One day drive to her house to deliver her a vinyl record of this as a surprise
>walk inside, her mom isn't home watching TV like she usually would.
>Hear moaning.
>Fear is rising, convince myself she's just masturbating or something.
>Slowly walk upstairs into her room and see her fucking some skinny black guy with a bugs bunny tattoo
>She screams and the black guy jumps back
>In a fit of pure autistic rage I take the vinyl out of the cover and try to throw it at both of them
>Hits the black guy in the eye, he's pissed. He yells "Nigga what the fuck?!" and throws the somehow not broken vinyl in my face.
>I stumble from the hit and fall over
>Black guy walks to me and punches me in the face, grabs the cover of the record and starts hitting my face with it over and over again.
>Hear my gf yelling at him to stop.
>I start crying. Black guy says "oh this nigga a baby huh? A BABY?" and keeps hitting me with the cover.
>Gf runs into the bathroom to stay out of it, I still hear loud crying coming from the door.
>Get the courage to push him away from me
>In that time I'm able to try to rush down the stairs but I tripped and fell halfway down.
>I'm now laying down, feeling completely defeated. I don't even wanna move.
>See the black guy from the stairs just staring at me.
>He says "Take yo stupid fucking record nigga" and throws the vinyl and the cover down the stairs. This time the vinyl smashes because it hits the wall directly.
>Basically crawl my way to the door and leave.
>GF blocked me on all platforms the day after.
Used to have a gf that loved this album and based shit like MDE and metokur
Fake and I can't stress this enough...gay
are people getting greentext stories as creative writing class homework?
i guess i should've supplied a pic
OP is gayer than characters of his fiction
Nothing of value was lost.
yikes you can smell the gape
Opie just made this story up and is fetishizing some stranger he knows irl ignore him
I lost it all
well damn that penis on the record wasn't the only one she was getting that day
What the fuck
You can say it's fake if it makes you happier. I don't mind.
maybe you should go lift some weights so if it happens again you dont cower and cry like a fucking faggot
bpd and ecstasy...........
should have known better than to be attracted to women こうぞ
Is that you?
your both cute desu
All gone. Why did she do it?
you look like a gay farmer retard get Yas Forums and beat the sense out of the nigger
I swear I just saw her on tinder. What's your area code user?
>liked mde, metokur, and death grips
i know this likely fake but yall date immature and stupid people who like immature and stupid things cause their “based and redpilled” and then you get your asses handed to you. maybe stop watching those dumbass racist podcasts anddo something worthwhile for once
Don't ever trust any girl that looks like a stereotypical e-girl
Also how much makeup does she have to wear before posting selfies on instagram to cover up that disgusting pizza face
>actual true story inbound
>>i know this likely fake but yall date immature and stupid people who like immature and stupid things cause their “based and redpilled” and then you get your asses handed to you. maybe stop watching those dumbass racist podcasts anddo something worthwhile for once
im bi. you are unironically a lot hotter than your ex. get over it and find someone new. your pretty hot and look cool enough you can pull people more traditionally attractive than your ex if you wanted. but you clearly have some issues if you are posting about this online and showing your face and your exes face... thats pretty shitty psycho move
Death Grips is great
oh
>GF blocked me on all platforms the day after
dude she's probably quarantining with that black dude. she's likely riding him all day long, every day. you didnt satisfy her.
>based shit like MDE and metokur
Give us more info
Bitch deserves to get doxxed if true
I'm going out with a bang user. I plan on ending it all this week. I'm going to post several threads about everything that went wrong with my life in different boards relating to the problem. This is just one of the many stems in a tree of pure death.
/thread
are you gonna kill her
Do a flip
>I'm going out with a bang user
user what the fuck are you doing post her nudes already
If you're planning on killing yourself, I'm not going to stop you. I'm pretty miserable myself and completely pro-choice. If you already made up your mind, why not take her out too?
So this is what Death Grips fans are like? Interesting...
>I'm going out with a bang user. I plan on ending it all this week. I'm going to post several threads about everything that went wrong with my life in different boards relating to the problem. This is just one of the many stems in a tree of pure death.
no just kill yourself. you are fucked
>Killing yourself over that
Hahahahaha. I was kind of in your corner, dude, but you're warped. If you can't keep living and improving yourself to make her shit herself existentially every night about what she let go, then you don't deserve to live.
find another girlfriend and don't kill yourself
OP, can you put on a trip code?
>based shit like MDE and metokur
I literally said in the post that it's one of the many reasons.
>I start crying. Black guy says "oh this nigga a baby huh? A BABY?" and keeps hitting me with the cover.
Good lord user at least have some dignity. You are basically gonna kill yourself over an art hoe? Ok maybe you didn't have a great life leading up to it, maybe she was the silver lining to your shit life up to that point, but do you really wanna go out as a simp? I guess it is kind of hard to turn your life around now given all the coronavirus shit, but hey, there's bound to be a way. If you kill yourself, you're just gonna go out a pathetic loser.
i don't care about you but don't kill yourself
Pussy
List all the reasons why you want to die and think for a second if you're a worse person than she is
/lit/fag here sightseeing, I recommend reading some Houellebecq as a final redpill to send you over the edge. Also, listening to e-celebs is, and will always be, pretty gay.
Based /lit/fag
>I'm going to post several threads about everything that went wrong with my life in different boards relating to the problem.
Can you make a pastebin and add links to each thread you make?
Everybody has many reasons to not want to wake up tomorrow. What makes you so special?
there's plenty of fish in the sea
Art hoe will never get her comeuppance
OP probably won't kill himself
New meme maybe?
holy kek I wouldn't hit that with my worst enemies penis, you should feel happy for her sorry ass that she found a playboy carti wannabe nigga to fuck her ugly ass
she hit the wall at 18, life wont be kind to her
OP is lucky he can escape her clutches desu
nigga beat you over the head with zach hills cock
haha you two looked like acne buddies
how in the hell can you find that attractive
Conceited with low self esteem.
She's a teenage dream if you hate yourself.
Am I the only one here who doesn’t think she’s ugly?
>This is just one of the many stems in a tree of pure death.
She's ugly as fuck. You can do alot better than that user
this bitches face looks like it's melting, she looks like you found her in a Cronenberg movie
NEGATIVE XP WAS RIGHT