war on drugs: suck my dick edition
/gg/ - guitar & bass general
Fuck you
Im tired of seeing your poverty guitars. Send me your address, I'm going to send you an american strat or gibson LP. Your choice, whichever one you want.
was thinking of getting a heritage, but I have a hard time spending that much after they fucked over their workers
Teach them a lesson by buying a brand spankin' new Gibson™ Les Paul Standard.
gibson fucked them over first
bass guitars are for faggots
That's why it would be so sneaky.
Where do I put a klone in my signal chain? Everyone says to put it before my distortion pedal but it always sounds bad
should a bought a Klopy instead bruh
maybe I'll just get a reverse V like a really wanted
I don't trust you. Give me an online gift where I can insert the address myself
go for the wildcard and get an Eastman
No, spic. I'm trying to do something nice for you and you're fucking it up. Tell me what you want, what color and where to send it. Or lose out on the offer.
You already have that picture with my address on the favela. Send it there.
1. Address
2. guitar
3. color
I wont ask again, you're blowing it...
Imagine being a nigger that holds zero power and voice in a society where people are half ape for starters.
Now imagine being the very same nigger and actively spending time online on a board full of autists to feel smug, only for failing to appeal even to them and be called a nigger and a poor monkey several times on a daily basis.
Rinse and repeat.
He truly is the lowest of the animal kingdom
I bought
ugh
Gibson is a union buster. They moved factories so their employees wouldn't get better benefits and better pay.
Today Gibson overworks people for $17/hr and it shows in their quality and consistency.
I would never purchase a brand new product from Gibson. Used is fine, because all of your cash goes to a hard working american, but when it comes to brand new stuff I ONLY buy from unionized and employee owned companies.
>inb4 seething gibsoyn fanboy calls me poor, brazilian, etc
If you buy from union busters you are UNAMERICAN and just want foreign investors and "american" hebrews to get rich. Everything you know and love about America, all the wealth associated with the mid 20-th century, was because of organized labor. Before unions, the US looked like China with sweatshops churning out shit for cheap and rich people laughing about it. Yes, if you dont' buy from a unionized workforce you might as well be buying from China.
based and laborpilled
don't let the wall street longnoses read this
Offer has been rescinded. You took too long. Too bad for you, I was completely serious.
And Fender hires a bunch of mexicans in their "American" factory to keep labor costs down and make sure as much of a strat's pricetag is pure profit as possible. Meaning Americans who work at fender don't make shit, because jose will work for half of what a white man needs since he's used to living in poverty and sends half of it back to tequillavile.
Can you name a guitar maker that doesn't do something that screws over real Americans?
PRS
Martin
Independent luthiers instead of soulless corporate manufacturers
>inb4 i can't afford them so they're screwing me over
Okay go buy your $1000 les paul tribute then poorfag
This is America. We don't have a hard and fast ideology like a communist following a manifesto, we pick the best parts of everything to create the best country on earth.
We can do some things commies do, but we also do one thing they can't: have freedom.
based and priest pilled
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It even looks like a fish hook.
Cheeky bastards.
Get a Godin.
>war on drugs... sugg mah gock... war on drugssss sugg mah guckk
>war on drugggss beer commercial rawck..
sorry dude
see
Oh shit! You just missed it by one post sucks to be you!
You were trolling all along
The promise of Drumpf Dollars has fucked with new guitar listings. I'm not seeing the quality items anymore.
Get good at guitar while you're young. I'm 35 and already it seems like I'm too old to play Metal riffs or solos. Now I know what Dads always end up strumming on acoustics.
I was dead serious. I just got 25 grand for graduating college
>thunderbolt
what? pls explain
and hes a decent guitarist who catches a lot of shit and he's also a 3rd world favela monkey. i was going to do something nice for a change. i was...
i'm 26 now, is it too late for me?
No
Where my southpaw niggas at?
>tartS
stop posting this worm pictures R~
Fucking trust fund babies
u jelly?
Finally someone good in this thread!
fuckin lol
I have about $6k in the bank. Sam, if you furnish me with a video of you throwing your condor into the ocean, I will buy you a used les paul studio in blue.
What do you think of my gainy tone? Is it too fizzy?
voca.ro
The bridge makes a thunderbolt pattern. Use default string gauges for best chance at intonation.
I don't live near the ocean
>50s cost cutting bridge
Just don't. These eventually tilt forward and start buzzing, besides never intonating correctly.
They made these to keep costs down. Today manufacturing has improved so much they're pointless and they charge just as much for a proper bridge.
lets crowdfund this and make it happen, but he has to throw them all in a pit and set them on fire.
Set it on fire then. Do you like this one?
reverb.com
if we crowdfund it could actually be the les paul modern he wants
imagine how much better sam's life would be
he could even sell his condors and live off that money for a bit while he got a better job
I don't like the look of studios. The only les pauls with no binding that look acceptable are the juniors and such
I want a SG modern
Post a link to the SG modern you want, let's do this
im serious. he can keep everything but the Condor, the rest gets set on fire. we could easily do this. we get to feel good about our empty, worthless lives and Sam gets to feel what life is like as a non-3rd world broke assed favela monkey nigger.
Just donate to my PayPal or some crowd funding website
newb here
what does SG mean?
dont tell us what to do brazil-nigger. we're trying to be nice, you faggot.