Tfw no sex for at least three months, probably longer

haha

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tfw soon as u guys meet you'll have nothing to talk about

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>tfw fucked a qt trans girl earlier last month
>tfw texting another cutie I met that lives close by
Lets go

>no sex for like a year n a half
>not ugly
>not bad with girls
>just don't think i care
>new girl at work keeps talking to me about how her tiddies are too big for work uniform

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>no sex for over 4 years
>broke up with HS sweetheart, got into drugs and isolation
>now too fucked in the head for girls

haha, yeah, imagine that
how will we cope ahaha

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its been a whole year for me today bros

>tfw you have a huge dick and hurt the girl you were hooking up with last time
should I just go gay already, why the fuck can't girls take dick.

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Find a big girl

Try 25 years rookie

Nigga you gay.

No, he needs a tall, skinny girl. They can take more dick. Fat girls are tighter.

I do this with my small dick sometimes bud

Good point, I was thinking depth was the issue but even in that case more fat wouldn't equal deeper pussy

this

Damn bro

Since when does everyone on Yas Forums have such healthy and active sex lives? Bunch of normie fucks

In fact texting two, one who apparently fetishes me for being asian, has been sending me lewds nonstop, but she lives a few states away.
But the one that lives in my city is different, we've been talking about music and possibly getting together to watch a movie and snuggle.

Quarantine is good bros.

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how do you deal with girls thinking you have a small dick

Get good at eatin pussy

>haven't been intimate since 2015
>haven't had sex since 2013

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Fuck off normies

>3 months

It’s been 38 years (virgin) so a few months doesn’t seem too bad

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tfw no sex for 18 years

>away from bf of 5 months
>it was his bday a couple days ago
I just miss him bros

You'll get there user

>tfw just got back from staying the night at fwb's place

This. Fuck it sucks!!

She hit on you madly bro

Tfw when virgin at 19

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Haven't done it in almost 2 years. I don't really care that much though because I find most women boring and disgusting in my area.

>haven't had sex in 2 hours
>oh no, i am going insaaaaaaane
Sometimes, I really hate normalfags.

no such thing as a small dick bro, just big pussies

I
HAD
A
REAL
BAD
DREAM

IT LASTED 20 YEARS
7 MONTHS
AND 27 DAYS ANNNLALALONE-- AND I NEVERRRRRRRRR, EVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHOAAAAAAAAAAA OOHHHHHHHH
HAD NO ONE EVER

are you me?
if you aren't larping, holy fuck...
stay strong

BAKAMITAI

You sex addicts are no better than fap addict incels
A cum brain is a cum brain no matter what

I was 16 at a party and a drunk girl put her hand down my pants but she got poop on her fingers and freaked out and then word got around town and the reputation followed me and I’m too poor to move

Dummy

Try 26 years.

Also I get 2 day ban for posting off topic once but this shit stays up?

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Not like I'll ever have sex anyway.

Holy shit youre so close to wizard status keep strong bro. Fuck after 40 but atleast get your wizard status firsf you're too close to give up on it now.

are you for real? it almost sounds like the plot of some coming of age movie

having sex is cringe

Yeah. I’ve been called Shitballs ever since. My life is hell

>abstained from sex for 2 years
>couple of months ago was wild horny
>fucked a girl from work who has a kid and a husband
>she cries from guilt
>go back to abstaining

Why am I like this? Always extremes, can’t just find a nice girlfriend

just joke about something, say some random retarded shit, show her something idk
when i'm with someone I actually like it just flows naturally

it takes 2 to tango

fuck ur mum

Haven’t had sex since I was like 18, fuck it tho when my music pops bitches will throw themselves at me but I’ll curve em

>tfw you spent the last 5 months dating a borderline art hoe doing every possible sexual act besides scat with her
im okay with never getting laid again. i've peaked