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Pseudoscience
why do these studies always do ancient pseud genres, why not trap or something
t. mozartfag
Bet an Orca would love some Kendrick
They're smart as fuck
Adorno seething
cringe
I'm sure gorillas would love hip-hop
t. Sharkboy
This confirms what we knew all along: Jazzfags are barely human fishbrains while classical listeners are in touch with their humanity
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come on, sharks don't "get" jazz either. these studies are wastes of money and the journalists reporting this mozart effect BS are wastes of life
You sound like a fag.
classical is too surface level
So do monkeys and apes like classical music?
classical is too unrefined
based sharks
i dont get classic
Sharks are based as fuck, I wish people would stop killing them for no reason
holy shit classical musicians cant groove for shit
based desu
based thresher shark poster
Post shusic
So does this mean they are the cats biggest rival?
jaz
Orcas have 43 billion cortical neurons compared to 16 billion in humans.
journals.plos.org
That said, I don't think they'd like Kendrick. They'd clearly be smart enough to realize he sucks.
cope
youre just jelly that these based sharkboys love coltrane and hate bach
who woulda thought dogs weren't the true culprit
huh... bethoven? that's not for me nigga
>Sharks love jazz
IT'S TOO SLIPPERY
>ahem
FUCK SHARKS
FUCK JAZZ
those guys are literal living fossils, old as feces and still keeping on thriving, sadly it takes time for its importance to reach the brains of some people who could just easily have a good time of their own without unleashing panic attacks because they want to and blame that on such a fascinating animal, like fuck off
majestic
Post some Orcamusic
Shusic thread?
this will be the beginning of the great shark cat war on Yas Forums
Can't catch me under the surfice of the WATER fluffy guy
classical is too dry
Cute!
based
kill yourself shusic faggot
jazz is far too wide
Hi, shark here and can confirm. Jazz is my preference, but my new favorite band is 100 Gecs!
If shusic is jazz, what's gusic?
everyone's a fucking treehugging conservation expert until you bring up an animal that's icky like a shark, spider or snake.
>these are the animals that hate jazz
LMAO
Gusic the sound of your best friends laughter, gusic is the sound of your baby waking up in the middle of the night for the first time, gusic is the sound of wind on a summer's day, gusic is there when you are alone, gusic is there when you aren't, gusic is the love of a good woman, or her breath in the morning, gusic is the cat that only sits in your lap when you don't plan on getting up for a while, gusic is cigarette and cup of coffee on a monday before work, gusic is breakfast in bed, gusic is tv dinners, gusic is the warmth of sand on your feet, gusic is aceing the test you thought you would fail, gusic is cleaning an itch in your ear with a q-tip, gusic is when your cutting a sheet of construction paper and the scissors start to glide, gusic is watching a woman dance in the rain on your way home together, gusic is sitting on the front porch with all your friends, gusic is matter, and energy, light, and darkness, gusic is fire and ice, all things good and nice, a story of men and mice, that makes you think twice about pulling the trigger. Gusic is first and last time you do drugs, gusic is the cosmic end all be all of reality, gusic is all these things and more, but most of all, gusic is a thing that brings us together. Not like jazz. Jazz is too ignominious.
I will pay you not to listen to Jazz
based
>jazz
>metal
Holy fucking based, Sharks confirmed for better taste than 90% of Yas Forums
kek
Sharks are niggers.
I bet they like hiphop too
Based
I bet they like Math Rock too.
>these are the animals that hate jazz
LMAO
Not enough? Fine. Never listen to that slippery genre every again
LOL
HELLLLOOOO BASED DEPARTMENT???
Kek
b-but shark fin soup
what are you implying?
Just look at Australia
>Couple of humans go into the ocean, get bitten by sharks
>State Government throws a hissyfit and kills 50000 Sharks
shusic the sound of your best friends laughter, shusic is the sound of your baby waking up in the middle of the night for the first time, shusic is the sound of wind on a summer's day, shusic is there when you are alone, shusic is there when you aren't, shusic is the love of a good woman, or her breath in the morning, shusic is the cat that only sits in your lap when you don't plan on getting up for a while, shusic is cigarette and cup of coffee on a monday before work, shusic is breakfast in bed, shusic is tv dinners, shusic is the warmth of sand on your feet, shusic is aceing the test you thought you would fail, shusic is cleaning an itch in your ear with a q-tip, shusic is when your cutting a sheet of construction paper and the scissors start to glide, shusic is watching a woman dance in the rain on your way home together, shusic is sitting on the front porch with all your friends, shusic is matter, and energy, light, and darkness, shusic is fire and ice, all things good and nice, a story of men and mice, that makes you think twice about pulling the trigger. shusic is first and last time you do drugs, shusic is the cosmic end all be all of reality, shusic is all these things and more, but most of all, shusic is a thing that brings us together. Not like gusic. Gusic is too ignominious.
NO
HOW DARE YOU