Why doesn't everybody in the world like Megadeth?

I WILL POST A WOJAK TO YOU SO I WILL SHOT YOU FOR A MULTIPLE TIMES!

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Megadeth does not have the mainstream appeal. Dave sings like a cartoon character.

Hahaha! True. His singing kinda sounds almost like Bugs Bunny tho.

1 too political
2 its metal
3 they had sex appeal but didn't market it now and now they are all old

Megadeth is my favorite band of all time. I love Dave's voice, I love his riffs, I love the guitars, Marty Friedman is my god, I love Kiko Loureiro, David Ellefson is based, it's all so good.
I have been listening to them for decades and will never stop.

Megadeth had sex appeal ? Haha sure ok, man.

Aged poorly.
It was great in the 80's and 90's but even by the mid 00's it was so dated compared to the metal going around since then.

Back in the day Mustaine at least was a sex god

No he wasnt. They played angry music mostly guys were into.

cringe lryics in cringe genre with cringe structures

cmon dude

>It was great in the 80's and 90's but even by the mid 00's it was so dated compared to the metal going around since then.
Imagine thinking any of the developments made in the 90s and 00s in metal were good things

Every single metal band who was good in the 90s and 00s without exception was taking all of their influence from the 70s or 80s.

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I was watching a documentary in class about this South American children's orchestra who played instruments made of garbage. At one point they get invited to play Symphony of Destruction on stage with Megadeth. Midway through the song some kid in the back does a Dave Mustaine impression and then goes "do people really listen to this crap?" and everyone laughed.

Yeah, sounds develop from the past.

Filtered

Nu metal is bad, metalcore is bad, deathcore is bad, djent is bad, "post" anything is bad.

It's all bad. There is nothing "dated" about Megadeth unless you simply don't like metal.

Nah, you just have shit taste.

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>mallcore poseur now dictates what good metal is
Not gonna happen, but figures a mallcore kid uses "edgy" AS reaction images. Why don't you go hang out with your friends at the local Taco Bell and annoy all the other customers before going home to write DBZ fan fiction and browse Newgrounds.com.

I'm gonna have to agree with that other user, I like a lot of nu metal and metalcore but there's no way any of that shit is better than Megadeth. Deathcore and djent are objectively garbage and the only good "post" genre is post-punk

I love him and his work, but through some it bleeds the fact that he thinks Iron Maiden are a good band. They aren't, and his music suffers for it.

What's bad about Iron Maiden, friend?

This, I'm always afraid of saying this. Maiden was the foundation of metal, but it's still dogshit, not all of it, most of it. There are a few passable riffs in a few songs but just because you could argue that it started metal, doesn't mean it's good.

I brought that photo to Yas Forums and now multiple others are using it. Here's another one you faggots.

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>Maiden started metal
>literally most famous for being the flagship band of the NEW WAVE OF BRITISH HEAVY METAL
>NEW WAVE
Retard

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No you didn't I did actually. I was the first one to use this image here.

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Thanks faggot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHgc8Q6qTjc

Put on Powerslave and listen to the track Rime of the Ancient Mariner. You'll see what I mean.

im not the biggest fan of metal music so i dont really have a reason to like them.

Dave's vocals are as grating as his personality.

Sorry poser, you just used my original image. Stop leeching off of my photos scum.

I know the song, stop being a retard and give actual criticisms. Also AFAIK Megadeth never wrote a song longer than 10 minutes so I don't see how Iron Maiden is a bigger influence on Megadeth than just about any other metal band before them

more interesting than metallica, that's for sure. and honestly almost honest is cheesedick 90s metal but it's a great tune: youtu.be/ugyRjYoP15A
fucking mortal kombat dude

Nothing wrong with Dave's singing, it's just that he thinks we should care what words he says

His lyrics:
Upon my podium as the know-it-all scholar
Down in my seat of judgement, gavel's bang, uphold the law
Up on my soapbox, a leader out to change the world
Down in my pulpit as the holier-than-thou-could-be-messenger of God

Lyrics of an actual metal song:
Twisting the strangle grip
Won't give no mercy
Feeling those tendons rip
Torn up and mean

Twisting the strangle grip
Won't give no mercy
Feeling those tendons rip
Torn up and mean
Blastmaster racks the ground
Bent on survival
Full throttle hammers down
A deadly scream

Seeing as you can listen to that song and not see what I mean, I can deduce that you have autism. I wish you better in the next life.

Lol whatever, retard. Go not have an argument somewhere else

They're the best lyrics, they're what adds to the "holy" vibe of Holy Wars, those lyrics, the riff behind them, all structured perfectly

>Their bodies convulse in agony and pain
>I mangle their faces 'til no features remain
>A blade for the butchering, I cut them to shreds
>First take out the organs then cut off the head
>The remains of their flesh now sop under my feet
>one more bloody massacre, the murder's complete
>I seek to dismember, a sadist fiend
>bloodbaths are my way of getting clean
Your move

Neat words, neat rhythm, but in trying to squeeze them together he sounds constipated. I do too. There is no room to make nice sounds with all the words in the way.
Buildings crashing down
To Earth's cracking ground
Rivers turn to wood
Eyes melt into blood
Earth lies in deathbed
Clouds cry for the dead
Terrifying Rain
Ease the burning pain
LE TRIC FUNE RAL
LE TRIC FUNE RAL

Notice the long vowels. Long vowels mean smooth bowels.

>cartoon
>looney runes
>back in the day

youtube.com/watch?v=9566zbyDezo

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>rhyming wood with blood
Gross

Not as gross as sounding like you want to poop but can't

digested

Babymetal>Gaygadeaf

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Good god, that one on the left is a fucking goblin

TEN STRINGS
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She's the best

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They both suck, you're never putting your penis in her dude.

Nine strings, user

Well fuck you too, Dave

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Megadeth but with Suzuka singing, what do you think bros?

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They'd be unstoppable

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I can just imagine the out of touch soi ridden mentality behind this ongoing Babymetal troll

>Hahah, zomg, metalheads are like SO against everything, watch me le epic troll them with Babymetal, they can't STAND BABYMETAL
No we just don't care.

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Did you miss the other dozen Megadeath-worship threads OP made where he went on lengthy rants about Babymetal and made a complete ass of himself?