Can we talk about this? The video looked super unnatural to me, and honestly kind of freaked me out a little.
I managed to find the ukulele on amazon and found the dimensions: >amazon.com/ask/questions/Tx13YTEN2ZYN2Y1/ref=ask_dp_dpmw_al_hza 27 inches from stem to stern, then brought it into Photoshop, scaled it up to size, and measured the distance from tuning peg to tuning peg / how deep it was in her mouth.
I ended up with 4 inches wide by 2 and a half inches across. 4 FUCKING INCHES WIDE.
I want you to try and stretch your mouth that wide right now. Can you do it? No.
Just for reference, that world famous "Bongo Man" that can fit a coke can in his mouth– a coke can is 4.83 inches wide... so sure, a bit wider, but how the hell would Billie be able to do this? That's a grown ass Angolian man vs a 5'3" teenage girl.
this is the ḅ̶̩̹̋̎ĩ̵̡͕̠̥̦͉̥̝̈́̈́͝͠͝͠ͅͅl̶̥̣̘̱͎̏̇̉̚͝l̵̥͖̬̰̿͐͜͝i̴̯̠̦̟̓̓̕ë̴͉͔̺͖̭̱̔̒͌̂͂͝ ̵̟͍̪̥̝͖̟̻̝̪̆̾͗͐̄͑t̵̮̳͐h̸̗̔̇̌̌̓͌̆͒r̷̻̟̝̝͕̳̔͜e̴͚͌͐̒͐͋́̈́͒̐͘͜a̵̺̺̖̞͚̰̞̭͑̿̒͐͒͝d̴̢̮̟̜͇͋̿́
Jonathan Stewart
This board is fucking dead as dogshit.
Blake Murphy
There are people starving throughout the world and this is what you faggots are doing with your time. Fuck you.
>I managed to find the ukulele on amazon and found the dimensions >then brought it into Photoshop, scaled it up to size >and measured the distance from tuning peg to tuning peg / how deep it was in her mouth Based user
Jason Gutierrez
Imagine the blowjobs. She'd squish your cock with those lips fuck.
Levi Price
/x/
Joshua Clark
based peashooter poster
Benjamin Gray
so this is the empowering model my kids will see,wow
Gavin Hughes
looks like it hurts
Camden Diaz
>big mouth >big tits >big ass do you think she has big pusy too
Christian Cook
She's probably tight because she's chubby, but I bet she has big floppy Arby's pussy lips.
Austin Ward
hot
David James
They all died from carollavirus
Gabriel Morgan
these are shill threads meant to artificially enhance her online presence, just like the music industry artificially enhanced her entire career. a more powerful online presence means that her record label can charge more for cross-promotional appearances, sponsorship in terms of what products appear in her social media, and the endorsement of a political candidate, among other things.
the shills use "positive" keywords for the industry's web crawlers (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler), which scour the internet for mentions of her, and hashfiles of images of her. negative posts are also indexed so that the shills can brainstorm ways to dismiss all forms of criticism. they post her on every possible forum, but Yas Forums is the easiest to spam due to not requiring an account. this is why she's posted on every board, even /lit/ of all places. the shills also try to control the narrative of she and her brother being self-made artists.
help improve Yas Forums by ignoring these obvious shill threads and by reporting them for advertising/begging.
>help improve Yas Forums by ignoring these obvious shill threads and by reporting them for advertising/begging. Somehow I don't think the mods will see it as that. DJ Dubbi can be reported for advertising and begging, but it's harder to pin that on Billie Eilish and her shills.
Joseph Wood
mods have deleted these threads before
Luis White
Okay, that's encouraging.
Jace Robinson
So, who are the shills? Do they pay some Pajeets ten bucks a day to shill, or are they just fans who do it for free?
some permavirgins might do it for free, but others are indeed pajeets who work for digital marketing firms in india. you can find these job postings with a google search.
Justin Foster
>but others are indeed pajeets who work for digital marketing firms in india That's what I've been thinking.
Liam Williams
No, Pajeet, I don't. Chubby girls are usually pretty tight. It's skinny girls who can take a lot of dick. When I was in jail, I heard guys say that gay guys like skinny guys because they can take more dick, so it's skinny people in general.
Jack Mitchell
shut the fuck up, convict. go make my license plate.
>How do you think she went from 250k to 20+ million in less than 2 years? Astroturfing, payola, and Apple.
Logan Gray
I'm not a convicted felon, you twat. Jail is just for minor crimes.
Angel Gutierrez
im whiter than you, mutt.
ok sure thing, criminal scumbag.
Matthew Rivera
>not even denying being a pajeet shill yikes!
Carter Richardson
yes, you caught me out. i am a pajeet shill, paid by clairo's management to call billie eilish a roastie whore. i live in delhi and shit in the street.
>i live in delhi and shit in the street. They have about 16 million people in that urban area. If just over half shit in the street every day, that's about nine million dumps taken per day, assuming one dump per day. If each dump weighs eight ounces, that's 2,250 short tons of shit per day. No wonder the place reeks.
sir, that racsist. we are super power now. kindly do the needful and please deleting.
Brody Butler
According to United States v. Bhagat Singh Thind, a US Supreme Court case, Indians are not a race unto themselves. So, not racist. It's more of a statement of fact reflecting the state of India's infrastructure, although many people don't have toilets in their houses because of cultural attitudes.
Christian Butler
>Indians are not a race unto themselves Wait, what?
Kayden Jackson
Not in the United States, they're not. Under US v. Bhagat Singh Thind, they're not white, either. Interesting, huh?
