ITT: describe an artist's discography poorly and others guess who it is

>Nirvana
lmao they dont have 8 albums doofus

so what is it?

Lots of that fits Elder but I know it's not Elder

>Wannabe Beatles
>Power Metal before Power Metal existed
>Same as before, but less serious and more quirky
>Repeat, improve
>Repeat, perfect the sound
>Drop most of the silliness, get more dramatic
>Suddenly pop, still great though
>A step backwards to a more progressive sound, still good
>Shittier and poppier
>Shittier and poppier
>Shittier and poppier

>Le violent screams for three albums
>Le woman has arrived
>Le post punk albums
>Le complex and thrilling triple album has arrived
>Le woman has left :(
>Le hiatus
>Le disappointing return a decade later

>I'm mad as shit
>Still fucking mad as shit
>Mad as shit with a chick
>Mad as shit and poor
>Mad as shit at Catholics
>Puts on cowboy hat
>Keeps on cowboy hat
>Yep
>Fuck it we're going back to being angry, but less so
>We're gonna do something weird as shit
>Puts cowboy hat back on
>I'm scared
>I'm angry
>I'm God
>wtf I love Catholics now

Rush?

SWANS

correct

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>Hey Rob, I wanna record an album
>Hey Rob, I wanna record an album and I've got a band this time

>Power Metal before Power Metal existed
fuck I have to know what this band is

Genesis?

Butthole surfers

Yep.

Genesis. I get real Power Metal vibes from Trespass, especially The Knife.

>60s psych rock with a keyboard prodigy
>let's get more proggy and classical even though our guitarist left
>we have no guitar now so let's do an album with a bunch of live versions of stuff we already did
>another prog suite, featuring an orchestra

>We've have just done all the meth in the country and we're ANGRY
>Big loose string go boom
>Most overplayed shit on MTV
>No more meth, let's make something interesting
>Now let's make out earlier albums again, but slower
>Fuck where's my laptop?
>Cool guitar man leaves, and a bad album is born
>Drum man leaves, and a worse album is born
>Now let's make our earlier albums, but complete garbage
>BEWMBEWM WAWAWAWAWAWAWA
>Cool guitar man returns after that travesty
>We're angry, but want to do something different
>MM BA PARA RATA MM BOP RE MM BOP
>We're still doing this in our 40s, and now we're just sad

>very great album with a unique sound
>rehashes first album
>rehashes first album
>rehashes first album
>rehashes first album
>rehashes first album
>rehashes first album but without the lead singer
>rehashes first album but without the lead singer
>le poet

Korn?

the dooob?

Swans

>melvins+beatles
>sheep
>b-sides
>surfer rosa
>fire+fry
yes

Nirvana

yes

>Pop-punk early 00's kino
>consistently good albums, boppin singles on every single one while being a mildly varied disco up until 2017
>vocalist launches solo career that blows this year
>hopefully they still make band albums

this one is so easy

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Welp, I tried. Yes.

>You need the album by when?!
>We're into American music now
>We'll do everything ourselves
>Love letter to rock 'n' roll
>Success brings depression
>Dude weed lmao
>Fuck the Rolling Stones
>Let's just chill in the studio
>not a real album
>FUCK YOU
>also not a real album
>Do you think we can hold it together for 50 minutes, boys?
>Some "ruined" songs

>we only have like 4 songs, let’s make up more on the spot
>chaos
>chaos
>post-punk
>glam rock
>no one cares about the rest
>Q

The Beatles

>weird uneasy sludge/doom metal
>dude weed
>duuuuude weeeeed
>the return of dude weed

>im so spontaneous and quirky lol
>im strong and independent now
>mature and experimental finally
>horny album
>caveman noises
>global warming and shit
>nature and love
>i sorta miss my husband
>birds

sleep?
bork

Paramore?? they aren't early 00's though so i really have no clue

>best known album has pseudo-anatomical name
>most recent album predicted corona

bonus hint: benis

>they aren't early 00's
???

>WHOA DUDE WE FAST N SHEIT
>WHOA DUDE WE HEAVY AND SLIGHTLY SLOWER N SHEIT
>WHOA DUDE WE A COMBINATION OF BOTH
>WHOA DUDE WE WRITE LONG ASS SONGS N SHEIT N POLITICAL
>WHOA DUDE WE FAMOUS NOW AND HEAVY AS FUCK
>WE ALT ROCK NOW BOYS AND A LITTLE BIT OF COUNTRY
>WE FORGOTTEN N SHEIT
>WHOA WE A GARAGE BAND NOW
>DAMN WE FINNA MAKE OUR FANS DEAF NOW AND SHEEEIT
>WHOA WE MAKE MAKE AN ALBUM OF FILLER BUT A FEW GOOD SONGS INCLUDING ONE THAT SIGNIFIES A RETURN TO FORM

they formed in 2004 lmao. first album 2005. mid 2000's at the earliest.

>NYC
>NYC at night
>NYC on drugs
>LA
>LA at night

wow what an important distinction thank you for th at

yes

Rush Easy

>Beatles rip off
>Better Beatles rip off
>Women attack
>Elevator Music

well when the whole point of the thread is to guess something you probably shouldn't be fucking wrong lol

Hard version
>Guys what the fuck are we doing
>Guys I think I found an interesting style but it still sounds bad
>Guys I think I found an interesting style but it still sounds bad part 2
>Guys I think I found an interesting style but it still has to be worked on
>Guys I think I found an interesting style that sounds great
>Lets ditch the old style and write songs similar to the first track of the 5th album
>K this style is hella good
>Lets keep going with this style
>this album sucks, but we got featured on an anime, hopefully this brings us success
>Alright were doing good so far
>Oh god we fucked up
>Oh god we fucked up part 2
>Ok, just ignore those last 2 albums, this ones pretty good
>Alright were back to business, bringing back our streak
>Fuck
>Fuck part 2
>Fuck part 3
>Fuck part 4
>Fuck part 5
>Fuck part 6
>Fuck part 7
>Fuck part 8
>What do you mean we have to make worse versions of pre existing songs for a shitty sequel for the anime we did?

Klaatu?

fanks bruv

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer
Panic!
Beatles ez
King Crimson?
Metallica
Yes?

>just another black kid caught up in the mix
>i'm literally trafficking cocaine
>WE WUZ KANGZ
>yo what if y2k but as a shitty album lmao
>QUEENS GET THE MONEY NIGGUH
>random compilation of shit that's better than his actual albums
>my mom died
>OJ AND KOBE INNOCENT FUCK YOU BUSH
>you know what FUCK young jeezy
>WE WUZ KANGZ: The Whitewashed Redux
>WE WUZ KANGZ 3: The Weed Man Cometh
>i beat and divorced my wife
>WE WUZ KANGZ 4 ft. Uncle Ruckus
>oh yeah dj khaled made a song about this album, guess i should release it lol

>This is my punk record
>This album was recorded on a toaster
>This album was also recorded on a toaster
>We just learned that different genres exist
>We made a mediocre country album, for some reason
>Let's make an entire album about fish!
>We cucked out and started making pop-influenced music
>I just divorced my wife
>Fiesta! (Also this album is shit)

i was going for led zeppelin

>oh shit the album can't have only 5 songs. we need more.
>proto-punk/garage rock with some jazz
>more proto-punk
>first album in 34 years. it's shit
>a bit better but still shit

ELP had more albums than that
You're very close, though