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melodeath sucks

less burgerpower, less europower, only nip power is true
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lay off the anti white bigotry

I love the bit at 2:43

This is speed metal.

thoughts on this?

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riff hardcore > metal

school shooter core

Cool it with the anti-semitism

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poseurs and false leave the hall
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wow, it's shit

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No, you don't understand, that's not power metal. Power metal's meant to be riffless and supposed to be sung by a guy who sounds like he was kicked in the balls, and slather of the repetitive power chords with frequent keyboards, like my European bands.

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9/10

Could be better but also worse.

4.5/5

90/100

This is simultaneously both low and high iq metal

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so mid iq metal?

>power metal's meant to be riffless
Eat a dick.
youtu.be/sLJzPRZi174

>the joke
>your head
Go read the American vs European power metal argument in the last thread

6/10

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What are some good TRVE METAL bands?

9.5/10

nah this is too extreme for the centrists

the average USPM fan is not very intelligent

saint vitus

Metalucifer

this terrifies the europowerlet
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89/100

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the worst of both worlds

>Why yes, I do perform daily marathons of Galneryus' entire discography. How did you know?

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Reminder that The Mantle is not metal, and is the Sunbather of the 2000s.

holy closeted gaylord

His voice is so bad

>shitting on based Conklin, pioneer of burger power
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Is Gene Simmons based or cringe?

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low IQ edition?

Five Finger Death Punch

opportunist attention whore cringe

Definition of cringe. Same with phoneposters, such as yourself.

What's wrong with phoneposting faggot?

You need to go back.

Real Yas Forums posters are still in their parents basement, using their pentium 4 PC with a huge ass monitor from when they were a kid

Made more money and hit songs that you clowns ever will. Cope

money is not the measure of greatness kid

>t. worshiper of money and fame

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>Read the last thread, you need that for context to understand my super hilarious joke. I swear you'll laugh then.
Fuck off.
Why would I do that?

Go outside

Hella cringe. Strutter is a good song tho.

Gene pls go

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is there really an argument when all power metal sings in american english

reccomend me some death metal with great, crystalic production. i want to hear RIFFS

Not a fallacy.

600/666

Both of these niggas are correct.

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Cope.

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I quite like it, some of the higher vocal parts don't seem to fit but it's a good balance of theatricals and poweeeeer

O-O-ONE IN THEIR PRIDE
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post ur 3x3's

you're not afraid of what a bunch of quarantined Yas Forumstants are going to say about you, right?

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3x3's of what?

Milkmaid dud bean

albums

Favorites?

What is it with black metal and the music being good and the musicians being complete cringelords?

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*clears throat*

Goat Horn.

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Based Satan's Post

This is what happens when you needlessly abandon the light of God.

Reminds me of RP profiles on WoW in 2008

You need some manual labor in your life to get your thoughts sorted out.

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>they plow through those leads and solos flawlessly live

HOLY BASED

Marc isn't as good a singer as ZP though

cringe for being a fucking closet trans cross-dressing cultural appropriatererer
based for making money off closet trans cross-dressers, and probably fucking more women than I'll likely ever meet
cringe again for being Jewish
based again for overcoming his Judiasm and living sex drugs and rock'n'roll lifestyle
cringe AGAIN for being Israeli

based

>has never seen tech death live
If you want wankery, Dragonforce is babby tier

yeah, and Mr.Blobby and crazy Frog made money and hit songs too. that doesn't mean much

We're trying to shill good power metal in this thread. Post some Gamma Ray or something.

Daily reminder

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EIGHT TIMES A BELLA-4-FIVE

You misspelled Galneryus.

Persuader are the only good power metal band.

>Phoneposter

Euronymous was an edgelord

DragonForce is the metal fan's power metal band. Watch the video you idiots. The solo section from 4:00 onwards absolutely shreds and destroy.

Daily Reminder #2

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post something and i will listen to it

>has never heard a Morbid Angel solo in his life

There seems to be some misunderstanding. I like X Japan, and Kuroageha as well, but these songs are simply not power metal. I'm not saying they are bad.