What does he listen to?

Idk but the person who drew this is definitely a massive faggot so probably power metal.

too close to home, eh?

There is literally nothing wrong with living like this no matter how many pictures Yas Forumscels draw

it's sam hyde, so you be the judge

So a huge faggot? Knew it.
Based Tim Heidecker dabbed on this clown

no it wasnt are you serious? Is this from How to Bomb the Government? This shit looks like a boomer wrote it.

yes

You can tell he drew it when you read the texts

bitch u wish you got as much pussy as me

he either drew it or he wrote the stuff. he talks about shit like this all the time in hydewars. namely the stuff about the water bottle cap. i'm a certified hyde enthusiast.

How the fuck does he expect us to live? All he does is make fun of peoples lifestyles while not giving an alternative meanwhile his own life is a mess

Yeah he definitely comes off as insecure. Which is not surprising at all because he's a fat failed artist.

Gavin McInnes is another judgmental right wing memelord but at least he has advice for people.

it all rolls into the character that is Sam Hyde. i think he's completely self-aware of how crazy/autistic/fucked-up he is. his shit personality and beliefs have basically become his art at this point. i wish him luck in whatever he does and expect him to quietly die of a heart attack by the year 2030.

Gavin is hot. I'd bang him in the ass. It's pretty cool you can tell his whole schtick is cuz he's a closet homo who just needs a cock in his ass.

Charles actually drew it.

Here's a picture of Gavin McInnes with a dildo in his ass. What straight guy would do this? Then he rails off about mens fashion all the time, complaining about how gay men dress.
A) Why do you care so much about other mens appearance?
B) He is actually complaining about how straight guys usually dress in this video.

Uhhhh, then he basically dresses like a gay guy. He's a total homo, I knew before any of this shit happened just by looking at his mannerisms and his irregularly clean hands and perfectly kempt hair, but it's p. much confirmed at this point. Now you know.

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now Charls is def gay. 100% no doubt. all that shit he talks about drugs being a demon you're allowing into your body? c'mon bro, we know what you did.

Sounds about right

Look at his well-manicured hands. Look at them, it's a clear sign that he might be a homo.

Then, further, he names his group the "proud boys" which is the most weirdly homoerotic name possible. He's a total bottom.

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In what fuckin world does cycling give you a big ass and hips

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You've never seen a track cyclist?

sam's never exercised a day in his life aside from lifting, which he immediately negates due to his chik-fil-a bulking.

Sam didn't do that drawing.

90% certain it's his writing though.

Track cyclists do squats and other leg weight exercises for more explosive leg power, that's why their asses are big

you're not the real cooltop.

He talks about tool but secretly indulges in mumble rap

right wing memes have more words per square inch than leftcom memes, which is honestly impressive. not going to read it, but wow

youtube.com/watch?v=ppTm2RpHjwk

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Yas Forumscore

tyler the creator

shows way too many of the insecurities this person who drew this had

Apparently this

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define hard techno

how so

Has hard signs of castration anxiety and fear of emasculation but I’m guessing that was intentional for Hyde’s 100 layers of irony shtick

A preoccupation with being manly is low iq shit anyway.

Are you some sort of psychologist?

I mean some of the criticisms are kind of valid. But it's just over the top. The guy who drew this is insecure driving a modern technologically advanced car for God's sake. Imagine being so insecure in your masculinity that you actually refuse to use modern technology because you think it makes you look "soft." It sounds like the guy is willing to sacrifice efficiency for the sake of being "manly." In my mind not much is more manly than living an efficient life in which you have time to devote to self-improvement, productivity, etc.

Sam does give unironic life advice though

If you can't drive a manual transmission then your father failed you desu.

Meh. I suppose it's worthwhile for developing coordination but it's mostly a meaningless symbolic gesture at this point.

youtu.be/O_H0NO-Cyew

How to Bomb the US Government came out when metrosexuality was still taboo. Now every dude is a ""beta"" ""male"" and it sucks

Where? It all seems to be hidden behind a wall of irony

can't drive manual
can't do my own oil change
barely know how to change a tire
hate fishing
hate hunting
never even fired a gun
can lift maybe 150lbs, tops
thinking about taking up golf

i dont drive because my dad spent all the $$$ on alcohol

Rap. He also makes comments in online forums defending rap and black people.

Seems pretty based.

Junior Senior
youtube.com/watch?v=SPlQpGeTbIE

>All he does is make fun of peoples lifestyles while not giving an alternative
that's like every other internet user
that's all people do on brocial media apart from advertising

That is literally a canonical example of NON-basedness