>6'5 (195cm) >star football player in high school >started Kyuss when he was 14 >holding generator parties in the middle of the desert straight out of high school, with drugs and naked qts everywhere >carried Kyuss in spite of John Garcia contributing fuck all, Nick Oliveri being a liability as always and Brant Bjork throwing hissy fits over not being able to play his bang average songs >when he started QOTSA, Dave Grohl instantly wanted to join as a drummer >proceeds to put out banger after banger, with virtually everyone in rock music wanting to get in on the action >cucked Tim Armstrong >fucked PJ Harvey, almost definitely fucked Meg White whilst simultaneously becoming one of Jack White’s best friends >used 5% of his energy to give his high school best friend (Jesse Hughes) his own band and a chance to be a rock star >libertarian and gun owner in an era of neo-liberal bootlickers >called a teenager a faggot and bottled him in 2008, nearly got cancelled but made the 200 IQ play of spending his high school years sticking up for his gay brother to refute all accusations of homophobia >kicked a photographer in the face because they wouldn’t stop using flash photography and didn’t get of the photography pit when they were supposed to >sealed his future spot in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at the age of 40
You're coming off very gay and sad right now. That said, I can't wait to see your fap fodder about Morrissey, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Skrewdriver. I bet you cream yourself halfway through.
Benjamin Wood
>John Garcia contributing fuck all idk man even JG's solo stuff isn't bad, Slo Burn/Unida/Vista Chino are all pretty damn good
Sebastian Ramirez
thou shalt not worship false idols, faggot
Cameron Diaz
>Morrissey, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Skrewdriver
Ecofascist cringelord, Y'all Qaeda cringelord, pissed his pants just to dodge the draft, literally who
Jack Rivera
this
faggot op
Andrew Parker
Why does Homme make Yas Forums seethe?
Ryder Turner
Nugent says he shat himself to dodge the draft: >I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up. >See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ’em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss.
Jason Albertini eas technically QOTSA’s first drummer
Kayden Thomas
>wrote the most loved songs of all time >was better at the drums than his main band's drummer >invented rock music and heavy metal >invented jazz fusion >cucked Paul Macartney >invented LSD >synthesized marijuana for the first time >started the psychedelic artistic movement >married smoking hot azn qt gf >cucked Ringo >invented screamcore >became leading anarchist intellectual >widely regarded as the greatest musician of all time >was bigger than Jesus
He was a simp and got quickscoped. Hardly a Chad. Maybe a Brad.
Benjamin Johnson
>one of the most groundbreaking artists of the 20th century >was classically trained >went to the conservatory to gain knowledge and ability but dropped out cause he didn't like the stale Soviet ways of teaching music >starts hanging out with outlaw Rockers >enhances the music of underground Folk and Garage bands by turning the primitive Rock music into something new and interesting >made Radio Afrika with Aquarium >Forms Pop Mehanika >gets praise from Eno and Peter Gabriel >makes three-chord playing New Wavefags perform for him >lived on a roof >Hangs out with journalists, later on uses these friendships by trolling the nation (Lenin Is A Mushroom) >Zorn before Zorn >dissmisses all music except for Mozart, Devo, Pantera and Russian Classical >Claimed that Classical peaked with Scriabin and there is no point in continuing >opposed the soviets in the 80's >became a nazbol in the 90's >basically Egor Letov but not stupid and pleb >died young >known to have fucked some of the most popular and hot Soviet women (while being an Avant-Garde composer) >Never spoke a word that isn't satirical in his whole recorded life >triggered a Beatlefag in an interview by saying that Paul McCartney is evil
>trained classically >trained contemporaneously >walked Bob Dylan up on stage >knew the Grateful Dead >respects the silence which serves as the foundation for creativity >earned his right to say it
I have never heard of this guy before but he sounds cool. Thanks for telling me
Jeremiah Walker
no problem, that's what it's all about.
Robert Martinez
Do all Yas Forumstards have latent daddy issues?
Elijah Ortiz
his nipples are showing. NOT BASED.
Jacob Carter
>>fucked PJ Harvey, almost definitely fucked Meg White whilst simultaneously becoming one of Jack White’s best friends Imagine celebrating about another man fucking women, peak cuck
Ian Harris
What a chad.
Elijah Edwards
Sparrow Oratorium is really good, I recommend it to anyone who isn't a pleb
>self admitted to be a cuck >posted nude for a gay mens magazine and later got upset and outted himself as a homophobe
Gabriel Watson
>Believing in Freudian nonsense
John Phillips
A lot of the artists mentioned in this thread look like substitute dad figures posted by anons insecure about their masculinity.
Nathaniel Adams
wonder how he'd feel if someone did that now. the guy is a fucking idiot but that's pretty based.
Camden Perez
If he had the same retarded politics as him, he would support him. Like Trump, who also dodged the draft. If not, he would be literally commie Hitler Clinton Al Qaeda. Right-wingers are the biggest hypocrites in the world
Elijah Gray
>consistent groundbreaking releases >essentially created future garage >remains near anonymous, refuses to give interviews mostly >samples unknown covers of popular music >samples metal gear solid >uses SoundForge >created his magnunm opus, Untrue, in a 2 week marathon >made Archangel for his mum
>all details of his private life are completely unknown >dropped out of highschool to become a musician >on top of becoming one of the most famous japanese musicians of the 90s, he also became one of the most famous fashion designers >qts all around the world wish to blow his cock >he dresses as a woman >isn't even gay. in fact, all directions points that he's very straight, not even bi >fucked Amy Lee >the only females on 4channel (/cgl/) would pay to get fucked by him >is actually a /vr/ nerds, owns a huge collection of rare systems and has also written a book on retro games, also worked with Konami for promotion of a Castlevania game yeah i'm thinking based
