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The fucking get

there's no way a /metal/ poster is dumber than this

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9/10
One of the best OSDM albums.

I also rate it a nine madcunt-inducing pinch harmonics out of 10.

I mean, he's not wrong.

ok I take it back there are clearly /metal/ posters dumber than varg

gimme your best varg pics

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'Ate brutal dm
'Ate tech dm
'Ate brutal tech dm
'Ate deathdoom
'Ate slam
'Ate melodeath
Love me some osdm
Love me some deathrash

this one's my favorite

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Can I get a quick rundown on why his Jeep(?) looks like that?

Hey. We have guys who unironically enjoy deathcore bands or even babymetal.

because varg is utterly based
youtube.com/watch?v=3fXlpYCBfLY

Love me some Demolition Hammer chugs.
youtube.com/watch?v=QIoeORC4aBM
Love me some Jungle Rot chugs.
youtu.be/GQGKde9Zrd0?t=55

Yes.

>He fell for the 'deathcore is bad' meme
youtube.com/watch?v=UwDyH9jRsHg

Implying that's not based as fuck.

>He fell for the 'deathcore is bad' meme
user, it is. All core is bad, unless it has word 'grind' before it.

Based.

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Slowly We Rot or Cause of Death?

I propose we read Lords of Chaos. I'm still on the first chapter.

I propose that you're a faggot for reading that bs instead of any of the good books or documentaries that have been made on the subject. Jesus christ you're a faggot I can practically smell the semen from your mouth. GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU DRINK SÖY AS WELL!!! Jesus CHRIST you smell. I didn't think it was possible to smell something over the internet but you deserve a fucking nobel prize. And you're a tripfag as well? OF FUCKING COURSE!!!!! I unironically want you to die. Holy fucking shit people like you piss me off. Literally end it you absolute wankstained, pig stench, lamb haired, black lipped, amoeba brained dumbshit retard.

Holy shit.

I like that a lot of brutal death albums have that one song that just stands out like no other on the album.
None so Vile has Phobophile
Colossal Titan Strife has Opplomak
Trample the Weak has Spoils of the Sycophant
Effigy of the Forgotten has Infecting the Crypts
what's your favorite standout bdm track?

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youtube.com/watch?v=g7DK66P7PJI

>Mercedez bows to Vargmobile
>Insured with aliens
>Possesses psychic-like radio antenna
>Driven around France with an iron but fair shift
>parked at castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal Automobiles
>Will drive on the first highways on Mars (Varg Ave. will be be the first street)
>Own 99% of carbon emissions on Earth
>First luxury jeep will in all likelihood be Varg jeeps
>Four-wheel drive said to have 2000 shaft horsepower, such torque on Earth has only existed deep in military tank bays & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth in a camo chariot and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented performance with them
>They own Mattel R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Varg Hot Wheels inside you right now
>The Varg jeep is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the DMV. Who do you think set up the use of restrictor plate racing (Worst Nascar tragedy in over 1000 years) and arranged the Dale Earnhardt crash literally a few decades later at the Daytona 500 raceway in Florida?
>Learned fluent diesel in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gasoline reserves with the car. There's no gas in Chevron station, only Varg's garage.
>The car about 3 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, tit is a timeless vehicle existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know it's top speed yet. We hope they're wearing their seatbelts.

>varg hot wheels
>fluent diesel
Jesus Chrysler my sides

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isnt his wife an autist? What does he know about attracting autistic girls?

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that link is not a counterpoint this is insufferable

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youtube.com/watch?v=cerRbW0UCVE

Do yourself a favor and watch this. The most badass thing you will see all day.

That riff at 1:51

>Effigy of the Forgotten has Infecting the Crypts

That's a classic but Effigy also has Jesus Wept, Effigy, Reincremation, Liege...

>Phobophile
This one is one of the top 5 death metal songs of all time.

Just when I was giving up on Black Metal I find this frosty lifeline floating a top a sea of shit
thank you Dissection

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>varg wore chainmail unironically
and guess what, he's not the one that got stabbed

>I find this
how new r u

why is this the best burzum song
youtube.com/watch?v=fKCgV__C-Lw

this is almost the complete opposite of true. Hardcore, deathcore, and metalcore all have a few good bands whereas grindcore is 100% shit

This fucking rocks/10

That's meloblack though

youtube.com/watch?v=e_VUpJKt6DM

Thots? Personally I find the Brotality one at 10:51 sick. The rest sound too modern for me, like some In Flames/metalcore-influenced Djent style. Is there a name for that style?

What's a good comforatble chair to play guitar on? Office chairs have armrests that get in the way

>headless
>fanned neck
>8 or more strings
>true temperament frets
>custom painted body

Is there anything else I need on my guitar to get into modern metal?

A dildo

Also try Dawn, Vinterland and old Borkanagar. Old meloblack is good even though genre has lot of shit bands.

The band people usually recommend is Sacramentum though I find them nowhere near as good.

Personally other than Dissection the only bands that scratch that itch for me are early In Flames and Windir (and Windir-derivative bands, Mistur, Cor Scorpii, Vreid)

>Is there a name for that style?
bad