How did this not chart higher than 42...

how did this not chart higher than 42? even literally who indie rock bands can get near or even into the top ten these days. what went wrong

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>what went wrong
She didn't show her nippies or pusy on the cover

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patricians don't consume enough to push it up the charts, chart success isn't a reflection of quality

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's almost as if fans of pop music are somehow more fairweather, fickle and less invested in the music because it lacks any kind of substantial weight or depth
no one is buying this, it's target demo is little gayboy twinks and teen girls who listen to the songs on youtube

They got filtered by based Charli

>Adam Yauch didn't get a sticky
>Bill Doss didn't get a sticky
>Ravi Shankar didn't get a sticky
>Pete Seeger didn't get a sticky
>Bob Casale didn't get a sticky
>Ben E. King didn't get a sticky
>Ornette Coleman didn't get a sticky
>Chris Squire didn't get a sticky
>Pierre Boulez didn't get a sticky
>George Martin didn't get a sticky
>Keith Emerson didn't get a sticky
>Merle Haggard didn't get a sticky
>Alan Vega didn't get a sticky
>Jaki Liebezeit didn't get a sticky
>Gregg Allman didn't get a sticky
>Glen Campbell didn't get a sticky
>Walter Becker didn't get a sticky
>Holger Czukay didn't get a sticky
>Charles Bradley didn't get a sticky
>Cecil Taylor didn't get a sticky
>Glenn Branca didn't get a sticky
>XXXTentacion didn't get a sticky (based actually)
>Vinnie Paul didn't get a sticky
>Pete Shelley didn't get a sticky
>Scott Walker didn't get a sticky
>David Berman didn't get a sticky
>Ric Ocasek didn't get a sticky
>Ginger Baker didn't get a sticky
>Juice Wrld didn't get a sticky (based again)
>McCoy Tyner didn't get a sticky
>Genesis P-Orridge didn't get a sticky

And now you're here op, this board is fucked

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Because it was shit. She can't make a good album to save her life. See: the leaked album from years ago that never came into fruition.

>See: the leaked album from years ago that never came into fruition.
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All you need to know that it was boring shit and complete step down from number 1 angel.

not finishing song with grimes was a mistake

Literally only gays listen to her

wrong
right
she made an album with sophie but it got leaked so Charlie didn't release it. you can find a google drive with all the music on it on reddit.

What’re you doing here?

dead stickys are to contain high traffic from other boards who dont read rules or catalog. obscure musician fans are all ready on mu and respectfully stay in their threads

Shut the fuck up, faggot. You whiny piece of shit. Deal with it or become a mod and sticky whatever you want. Holy shit

She may be a genius regarding production/marketing/whatever but she is a mediocre singer and a terrible rapper.

this album is what people in the 90’s would think the pop would sound like in the 2000’s it’s not futuristic and definitely not the sound of pop to come it’s actually very ancient

>it’s actually very ancient
Name even one 2000s pop song and one song off this album that sound even remotely similar.
>inb4 you cant

Low IQ post.

Fridge body and ugly face due to being indian.

Sick opinion dude. Are you gay or something?

I like women with curves, not fridge bodied indian tranny shills.

based. this album sucked, it was a regular ass pop album with some 2020 plugins

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIDNT YOU HEAR THE DISTORTED 808S AT THE END OF EVERY TRACK???

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Because it's trash Junk Food music. Although she's cute.

>Food analogy
Burger detected

>NOOOOOOOO ENJOYABLE MOOSIC IS BADDDDDDDDDD

Didn't you hear the album?didn't you know that there aren't distorted 808s at the end of every track? Are you being retarded on purpose? Why are you here?

Sick opinion dude, are you gay or something?

The cope is real.

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I've never been to US in my life also
>still caring about where one is from
yeah that's a cringe and bluepilled.

Where did you get the notion it is enjoyable? One's ability to enjoy something is subjective anyway.

>Dodging every single one of my questions
>Durr hurr le cope le cope! I'm being retarded and you are le cope

The 808 outros are literally the only thing that make it stand out compared to other pop albums.
Without those it's generic poptrap shit.

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"No"

wait is charli dead?

What makes it stand out then? Terrible features with Cupcake and Brooke Candy?

>Charlifags think this is revolutionairy sound thats never been heard before

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She was trying to get on the billboard, poor lass. It's a nice emulation of that style of music tbf.

I prefer 2099

Unironically, she's too weird for normies to love her, yet too normie for Yas Forums to love her too. That's why I like her. She makes fun enough pop music that is still somewhat interesting thanks to the weird glitchy/noisy elements from PC Music.

Glenn Branca, Ornette Coleman, Scott Walker and Alan Vega not getting stickies is so fucking baffling. Literally the four of them are legends.

I just look at her like a more accessible GFOTY

I still don't get why this music is gay. Do I have to suck cocks now that I like it? Seems odd.

I'm straight but I'm pretty sure 90% of her fanbase is gay so you're not wrong, it would feel pretty weird seeing her live lol
Yeah, I can see it, GFOTY is great too.

"no"
if you cant hear it, then I'm sorry, you might not be a good candidate for "music fan"

>listen to a charli song on youtube
hey I like this, lets see what the comments have to say about it
>omg kween fuck my ass
>cant wait to suck dick while listening to thi song
>my wig, snatched, my pussy drenched
>this is for the gays
what the fuck is wrong with these people?

>listen to a burzum song on youtube
hey I like this, lets see what the comments have to say about it
>varg did nothing wrong
>all women should be raped or die
>1 4 w o r d s
what the fuck is wrong with these people?

i need proof because burzum fans are based patricians

Pop music has been almost completely appropriated by gays for some reason.

So you can't tell me what makes it special.

It's the other way round. Queerness has been 'appropriated' or rather commofied by capitalism. Gay people with any intelligence or self-respect should be disgusted by this trend, but most people are fucking morons.

that's not really new
elton john, queen, george michael, david bowie (bi but close enough), pet shop boys, etc.

I was talking more about the fans. Charli herself is straight if I'm not mistaken.

Pop stars being gay is not the same as pop being conceptually synonymous with queerness. A lot of those were not even 'out' in the prime of their careers anyway

I see what you mean, but I'm pretty sure straight female acts like Madonna and Cyndi Laupner had lots of gay fans

yes

I can, but won't because you are literally too dumb to hear it for yourself.

And dance music as well. See Detroit House.

bump

charli is really not that popular outside of an internet bubble (at least in the us)
i think she's way bigger in the uk

She has a tranny body

her fans are qt twinks and the girls the qt twinks wish they were

>Indie rock bands can get near or even into the top ten these days
Soudns like something went right to me

I'm not even gay. Well, maybe a little. Charli makes nice songs. A.G. Cook has done a solid job on her later releases.

her career is

you guys have finally memeed me into listening to this record. it better not turn me gay.

If you like it listen to Pop 2 afterwards, it's better