/metal/

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

Explain this.

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7/10.

Nah it's better than Seven Churches.

I want this nightmare to end

It will end when /meal/ gets over itself and accepts that Sound of Perseverance is a masterpiece. Then we can move on and start making memes about how Cynic is unironically gay.

Is Sigh penis metal?

Focus is better than 96% of metal albums
>muh robot voxerinos
Get filtered

Grls sigh when they see my penis so I guess so

Half of the song "Chopped in Half"
>that's it
Wow it's fucking nothing

That settles it then.

gay. post top 10

The most powerful voice in metal

youtube.com/watch?v=LgSqadNQalY

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>likes SoP
>cares who other men have sex with
I think you might be unironically gay.

>I have a favourite Death album!

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There's absolutely nothing wrong with that album. You only hate it because it's different and popular.

SoP is a master piece. Quit being a low T poserboi.

>I have a favorite album!

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I agree. I have at least 50 albums I rank equally in my top.

Covenant
Dirt
Hazardous Mutation
In the Rectory of the Bizarre Reverend
Massive Killing Capacity
Masters of Reality
Phoenix Rising
Rust in Peace
Storm of the Light's Bane
Unquestionable Presence

Yes, I agree.

shit taste

Thanks, I appreciate it.

Based taste.

What a chad.

Post at least 10 of your coequally favorite albums. I'll start.

Blind Guardian - Battalions of Fear
Blind Guardian - Follow the Blind
Blind Guardian - Tales From the Twilight World
Blind Guardian - Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian - Imaginations From the Other Side
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle Earth
Blind Guardian - A Night at the Opera
Blind Guardian - A Twist in the Myth
Blind Guardian - At the Edge of Time
Blind Guardian - Beyond the Red Mirror

you forgot your Gigachad image #124

You ever get tired of power chords bro?

I'll go next

Blind Guardian - Battalions of Fear
Blind Guardian - Follow the Blind
Blind Guardian - Tales From the Twilight World
Blind Guardian - Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian - Imaginations From the Other Side
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle Earth
Blind Guardian - A Night at the Opera
Blind Guardian - A Twist in the Myth
Blind Guardian - At the Edge of Time
Blind Guardian - Beyond the Red Mirror

Blind Guardian posting is now in its post-chad irony phase.

No, actually.

>There's absolutely nothing wrong with that album.
Other than the lack of good riffs?
>You only hate it because it's different and popular.
You don't know my motivations, but you just revealed yours!

oh and before you post that fucking spirit crusher riff, I never said that every riff or every song was bad.

For me, it's:
Blind Guardian - Battalions of Fear
Blind Guardian - Follow the Blind
Blind Guardian - Tales From the Twilight World
Blind Guardian - Somewhere Far Beyond
Blind Guardian - Imaginations From the Other Side
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle Earth
Blind Guardian - A Night at the Opera
Blind Guardian - A Twist in the Myth
Blind Guardian - At the Edge of Time
Blind Guardian - Beyond the Red Mirror

Spirith*

>SoP
>no good riffs

Bitch, what?

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Chuck didn't know any real scales

Kek. This shit kills me.

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post funeral doom
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ZkXJnO4N0

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And? Malmsteen fingers his own ass to the mere thought of scales, and his music is particularly riffles.

post Blind Guardian kino
youtu.be/NdtdPkMySRA

Nu-nu-Immortal doesn't have any riffs because Abbath isn't there and Mr. Cripplekvlt isn't that creative and trying to relive his hayday of the 90s. Normies also don't seem to care and it drives me more mad than I reasonably should get.

youtube.com/watch?v=M0TcB5lxfuY

The most kino video: youtube.com/watch?v=JyfE55c_ZjI

Been listening to this. Great album imo 8/10.

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Still my favorite.
Manages to riff hard while still having atmosphere.

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based

absolutely correct
youtu.be/T6zOT3IZ90U

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MAY YOUR SWORD STAY AS WET

He's a NEET who lives in with his parents

>but you just revealed yours!
No, I didn't. I like that album because it's excellent.

This sounds promising

youtube.com/watch?v=6-yJEnk7EAk

Power Trip R I F F S hard.
youtube.com/watch?v=TBQK4gnmDtQ