What is the worst genre and why is it metal?

Art pop, dream pop, synth pop are the worst genres. Boring, lifeless music trying to be 'artistic." Metal is artistic and is full of life and energy. So why would you choose the former over the latter ?

You know exactly why.

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it appeals to underage virgins and their incel rage
it's cute to witness at first but to see them eanerstly buy into it becomes just sad and pathetic after a while

Imagine not liking synth pop lmao

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I've listened and explored almost everything else, I still think metal is a top 5 genre

Congrats on posting one of the only decent synth pop

>full of life and energy
ok faggot

>full of life and energy
>has a music style called necrosound
youtube.com/watch?v=ionNHq0xJuQ

hurhur i used one example so the whole genre is bad i win

>what is the worst genre
reggaeton
trap
modern hip hop

In that order.
>and why is it metal?
it's not, unless you're talking about death and black metal, because those are shit.

Death metal is the best sub genre, closely followed by black metal

holy projection

I listen to metal sometimes, I just remembered that and kek'd

You'll grow out of it one of these days. If it's still your favorite kind of music by the time you hit 30, you need to take a good long look at yourself and how that happened.

GODDAMMIT

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insecure faggot cope

no.
youtube.com/watch?v=XBwbM4U0vVU

Another daily metal hate thread. I don't listen to metal all the time, but then you normalcucks wouldnt know great bands such as Candlemass, Katatonia, Necrophagist, Agalloch, Entombed, etc. from their subgenres. There is great metal out there if you dive in every once in a while. This is coming from someone who also listens to IDM, underground 90s-00s rap, and other rock shit. Eventually, check yourself.

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death metal
>let's see, we have 4 unrelated guitar riffs, let's put them together, change the pace everytime we change riff and get someone who screams words no one will hear unless they have the ''lyrics'' in front of them

black metal
>let's produce this as if were standing in a cave with shitty audio, the drums can just do whatever they want as long as it's fast and barely audiable, the guitar plays tremolo notes really fast and let's have a vocalist who screeches the ''lyrics''

Fucking shit mate. Listen to some real metal you fucking faggot. Metal with memorable melodies and good compositions.

youtube.com/watch?v=YEJ1tbQABNw
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such a brainlet, your music taste is defined in your teens, it's more than natural that I keep listening to metal in my 30s

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29th post best post

There's nothing to grow out of if you're not in it for the edge/angst/whatever etc...
If you're in it for the cool riffs then you genuinely like it, idk how it's so hard to get this for you

every genre has worthwhile albums in it

metal just has a very small amount compared to other genres

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Brainlet cope

filtered hard by chad vikernes

The complete opposite is true, only genre that has as many worthwhile albums as metal is jazz imo

I don't need to project. I've actually been through all of that. then I turned 18 and had sex and metal just stopped appealing to me. if you are of age and still listen to metal chances are you are a manchild or a virgin or both

sounds like you still listen to metal LOL

this logic only makes sense if you're think of angsty nu metal or something. just as I will always appreciate a literary dose of fantasy, or nature, or anti-religious sentiment, so I will appreciate metal for its coverage of those topics. although it may be cringe sometimes, it's fine because a lot of things in life are somewhat cringe.

plus, the music itself-- riffs, blast beats, acoustic interludes, etc.-- it's a more dynamic genre than most outsiders give it credit for

>Agalloch

rifflet music

>if you are of age and still listen to metal chances are you are a manchild or a virgin or both
Or maybe someone who isn't insecure about his music and listens to whatever he likes, from children's lullabies to the most extreme shit possible.

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there's plenty of non-metal albums and even genres that check off all those boxes and are way less cringe than metal

>haha sex changed my life bro
yet you still sound like an insecure virgin

Please dont be such an elitist I stg

Name a genre that has better riffs than metal

>artfag albums filled with pretentious pussfaggery are better than the eternal riff

>jazz

Yeah, there's thousands of great jazz albums worth hearing
I'd say metal has about ~750-1000
Punk has about ~250-500
Other album-oriented genres usually have ~50-100, just due to usually being not as diverse

Lack of successful attempts at metal

You usually have decent taste but that's a shit take

Kpop

CEO of based.

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fuck off zoomer

What's with these all metal hate threads? I haven't been to /vp/ since 2-3 weeks and now I see these threads everywhere.

There is unironically a newfag total schizo nutcase who keeps making these threads because he thinks threads on Yas Forums that discuss metal are propaganda, so he makes these threads as a way of combating what he perceives as propaganda, yes this is what's actually happening, look into it

Is he the "Heh, I had sex this one time 20 years ago, so my music taste's changed fundamentally." guy?

the funny thing about metal fans is that they tout the genre as BRUTAL and INTENSE and HEAVY yet it's not even like the fifth-heaviest music genre.

Do you think that noise is heavy?

not even a metal hater but i genuinely don't see the appeal of this. maybe as a soundtrack to a movie scene or something it'd do something for me but this alone is just vapid and goes nowhere

Bathory is an aquired taste

you can say that to almost any classical "epic" sounding music

>metal
>music
Wrong board

It's proto atmoshit.