Metalpunk edition
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/metal/
Colton Foster
Michael Howard
first for NWOBHM
Daniel Price
true first for heavy metal.
Isaac Hughes
Blastin'?
Evan Gutierrez
hail infant annihilator
Owen Jackson
literally formed as a halfway between black sabbath & black flag
Ryder Taylor
Ryder Garcia
Cool art but the music fucking sucks!
Hudson Jones
post rare dsbm
youtube.com
Adam Stewart
Joshua Torres
This shit is amazing. Any other good epic black/doom bands?
Nathan Jackson
probably not "epic" persay, but Predatory Light
Isaiah Morales
Why do we hate Opeth, again?
Kayden Lopez
Because Opeth is objectively gay and retarded.
Jackson Smith
Who is we?
Still Life is the greatest album ever conceived.
Adam Lee
Very based.
Dylan Butler
Based
Justin Adams
Music is mean, same guys that made Nadir by Black Tongue
Isaac Collins
>Acid Bath is sö-
youtube.com
William Ross
>watches Lords of Chaos once
Mason Fisher
I hope you reported her for racism.
Jace Williams
moar
Nathaniel Bailey
Why are most female brutal death metal vocalists from Russia/Ukraine or have slavic descent?
Ethan Collins
Slavic women are inherently high test.
Ayden Thompson
>Slavic people are inherently high test.
FTFY
John Gomez
Slavic women are high in the male hormone
Slavic men are high in the female hormone
Jose Watson
Benjamin Wood
they're alpha as fuck and clear out your bank account like the cuck you are
Carter Thompson
>Implying my bank account can be cleared out
lmao
Nolan Bell
>Slavic men are high in the female hormone
Wrong. You can notice it even in metal: Slavic metal usually has lower vocals compared to metal from the US or western Europe.
Liam Gutierrez
Holy fucking cringe bro.
Jackson Peterson
cope lanklet
Joseph Parker
>check the charts
>ESSENTIAL [insert every country on the globe] BLACK METAL
>20 albums on each chart
lmao
Brandon Cook
>checking the charts
lmao
Cameron Bell
No worry, I did it ironically.
Robert Anderson
dis nigga right here
Kayden Hill
big brained move
Aaron Rivera
Tyler White
The rarer the dsbm, the deeper the dick suck
Henry Green
This is supposed to be a Psychotic Waltz album? I'm four tracks in and the riffs sound like they were stolen from WWE intro themes. Vocals and lyrics aren't anything to write home about either.
Robert Mitchell
it's actually a Deal Soul Tribe album
Justin Turner
Celtic Frost / Triptykon were better after the 2000s, and Monotheist is much better than To Mega Therion.
Ian Smith
You are factually an irredeemable faggot.
Nathaniel Richardson
HIP
Ryan Collins
HOP
Charles Bailey
Is this the actual reason or are you pulling my chain? I've never listened to Deadsoul Tribe but it sounds plausible. A similar thing happened with Candlemass and Stryper if I'm not mistaken.
Gabriel Jones
I agree.
TMT still slaps though.
ITP had potential, but the recording is pissweak compared to TMT and his Christian Death impression is gay.
Josiah Campbell
I'm just alluding to the fact that Devon Graves has been much, much more active than the other band members since the 20+ year hiatus Psychotic Waltz experienced and his songwriting is very apparent on this and very reminiscent of his most recent band, especially the album The January Tree
However, the instrumentation is far above the musicians in Deadsoul Tribe
Jaxson Flores
>it's actually a Deal Soul Tribe album
Really?
Ryan Martinez
how rate demons and wizards iii?
Brayden Kelly
:3
John Phillips
?
Eli Ward
Oliver Ortiz
based
Aaron Turner
haha le satanic metal amirite bros?
Carter Diaz
God I fucking hate black metal faggots
they can't riff, they have the cringiest, whiniest culture in the genre, most of them are genre tourists, most of them are atmoshitter
Caleb Thomas
cool blog post based true metal head
Julian Wilson
This is why I only listen to true alpha genres like trad and thrash.
Jack Nelson
lol
Andrew Jenkins
Because their language is gutteral goblintalk anyway
Luis Cruz
Gabriel Adams
Ah yes triggered Ulver fans, my favorite