Ringo Starr Edition
/gg/ - guitar and bass general
I should have kept my DOD Stereo Phaser pedal, I had no idea it was a rare one until I sold it. Fuck, I had so much gear.
i wonder what sam is doing rn (right now)
No one cares.
What's his name again? Yen Randoseru Yasahiro?
Great. Now take your shit somewhere else.
If I took it up your ass you'd know.
>John Lennon was sitting across from me with his mop top and tailored suit, strumming his iconic Gibson J-60. But just as he was beginning to tell me the story behind the song Help!, he directed our attention to something amiss. "Some cum is drippin' out me ass," in his thick Liverpudlian accent, then, catching us all by surprise, managed to get his legs up over his head, clear over his shoulders. "Look, a wet spot... mmm, cum alright," rubbing the stain, then smelling his finger.
>Then we heard, as if a slight pressure released, a peculiar noise. A fetid smell seized the room. John smiled wide. "Yer in fer a treat, lads," as he quickly removed his trousers, revealing a soiled pair of white briefs. Off with those too in reckless rock-and-roll abandon. John, cheeks smeared in feces, began to insert his dominant hand's middle finger into his anus. A solid piece came out after the finger, followed by a splurge of wet excrement. Ringo began to feast immediately. "You know we're not the clean moptops you see on TV."
I never liked SRV's rendition of Voodoo Chile. It felt robotic and modular. Eric Gales', on the other hand...
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Note to self: No more Beatles Editions.
for me, its eric gales
Who gives a shit?
What's /gg/'s Fav strings? I never liked daddario's at all, I liked Dean Markley's, GHS Boomers, or DR tite fit in 10-46.
eric gales gives a shit.
you know eric gales gives great shits, right?
sir gales shit right in my hands at his show when i told him to flip his guitar over like a normal person
the velocity at which it hit my hands was that similar to a cyclone wind
the consistency of pudding and the stench of hambuger helper stained my hands and my mind for weeks
for me, it was the most magical moment of my life
for me, its eric gales
if you don't use slinky 9s youre a faggot
>Some random compared to SRV
HAHAHAHAHA
>What's /gg/'s Fav strings?
HB Hybrid slinky
>4 Posters
good lord
I don't like the feel of lighter strings, and plus I wasn't too impressed with slinky's.
>he doesn't know everybody uses slinkys and doesn't bitch about it
SRV and all hendicks imitators are the second most overrated group of musicians on earth
hendicks himself is the most overrated
>america begins to show the first inklings of the BASED BLACK MAN! meme
thats a weird way of saying you're racist but okay
you know if you're a touring fag a $10 pack of elixirs is going to be too dead after a gig just like any other string, so you might as well use the cheapest shit.
floyd rose users tend to go for better strings though, because breaking one is the end of it and you want to go as long without changing them as possible.
Alright.
I hope Frusciante doesn't abandon his lyrical play style on new RHCP tracks. Nothing is more disappointing (to me) than a band that dumbs down it's "virtuosity" in favour of mass-market appeal. (Okay, they're already popular but a previous thread suggested that the firing Josh Klinghoffer is a sign that they're hungry for a hit. We'll see soon enough, I guess.)
i'm half black i'm just sick of white guys *exclusively white guys* worshipping the ground someone mediocre stands on because they're black and did something that doesn't appeal exclusively to their own black brotehrs
it shows your racism if anything
>holy shit a black man isn't a retard!
>WOAH! Call the newspaper!
>-white people, if a black guy gets a bachelors degree in something or does anything closer to white tastes than black tastes
>my playing sucks so bad that i've never toured
HAHAHHA OH MY GOD
YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING HOW LONG?
HOLY SHIT MAN GET IT TOGETHER
>has a meltdown without provocation
I'm signed with Nuclear Blast Records. I walked Dimmu Borgir on stage in 2006. And who the fuck are you?
>random
>20 albums and 33 appearances
I hope daylight randomly appears tomorrow morning:
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literally name one other black person that gets exclusive praise from white guys that doesn't deserve it
I seriously do not care.
Drake
Tosin Abasi
Black Science Man
BB King
Every jazz player ever
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based manlet trumpet rage poster
honestly never gets old
Previous thread:
you forgot kanye and all the softboy soundcloud rappers who wish they were drake/kanye
I've been looking at a lot of neck plates recently, and this didn't even cross my mind.
lol
Random guys in Nepal outdid Japan's master luthiers.
>Tosin Abasi, MOST jazz players
deserve it
>Black Science Man, Drake
they get undeserved praise from a lot more than white guys
>BB king
he doesn't get any praise and i hope it stays that way
ibanez's total disregard for tonewood and quality pickups until you start spending $2k is going to do them in eventually. people are already playing basically everything else and leaving the ibeenhads on guitar center walls unless they use a super processed tone so they could get a good sound with a squier.
gibson sells tonewood and good pickups on $800 USA made guitars, that's the bar, if you can't do better than gibson there's something wrong with you.
>when a thirdy posts
lol
Huh? Did you say something down there? Speak up little guy.
user is serious, everybody!
>when a brown tries to do words
neat
I'm not the brown one here, shortstack.
look
You know he's mad when he posts that.
at
Like a dog to your heel.
it
>bb king
>no praise
what world are you living in?
Why doesn't roman post his demotivational pastas anymore?
Did he decide guitar was worth playing again?
trying
he stopped getting (you)s
so
He realized he just posted here to feel good about himself so now he just schizoposts and pretends he won.
What books would you recommend for learning cleaner bass playing?
I haven't played for a year but I didn't play that decent to begin with
I also have this problem that theres always tunes I like in my head but it goes blank when I have an instrument in hand, what can I do about this
hard
do ya'll at least like that he said something new this time?
to
>imagine being so mad you take 12 minutes to make half of a post
They really got under your skin this time didn't they
pretend
Actually he's going on 20 minutes.
i
Who are you talking to?
>he realized he was pathetic and gave up
not even sam is this easy to troll.
wasn't