ITT: Poorly describe a band/artist and others try to guess. I'll start

ITT: Poorly describe a band/artist and others try to guess. I'll start

>band name has nothing to do with the kind of music they made

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Trans-Siberian Orchestra

>it's consistent pop punk but with no swear words and a cute girl sings

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War
>crazy ass white drummer playing math with some crazy ass fuckas

Band is LITERALLY named "The Dispute"

>Like krautrock but new

Weezer

Sleep

GZUZ

Paramore?

>Sad DnB

the big Death Grips

how about
>crazy ass white drummer playing math with one weird ass fucker

The Pixies

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GOOD JOB!
You failed!

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wasnt suicide

No I hit the nail on the head.

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Suicidal Tendencies

the pixies aren't pop punk at all though.

you were very close. I meant Hella

Also I believe you are talking about Hella aswell
how about
>one nigga grooving the he'll out of the whole generation

DIIV

Deerhunter meets Animal Collective meets post-punk

>2 untrained classical musicians pillage a library's VHS shelf

post-punk isn't a real genre so i'm not even gonna try

Im not talking about Hella actually, youre use of white (implying not all of them are) and the plural is what through me off, unless Hella has had more than just the guitarist and Zach Hill, im not too knowledgeable about them

Dirty Projectors

me too desu. I just listen to them without knowledge (I know Zack plays with them)
Anyway, gimme one more try. Are u meaning Giraffes? Giraffes!.?

It is though, stop being a nigger.

>implying

Lightning Bolt

> boomer lullabies

Foreign band with mediocre first releases somehow manages to influence their genre as a whole.

False

Sigur Ros

Vocal African Americans with strong personalities

The singer goes from baritone spoken word to screaming his fucking ass off with a bunch of Noisy guitars and feedback to follow

His music sounds like solving a really hard math problem but having fun while doing it

>He want's to fuck a Jew girl

slint

bitterly nostalgic, introspective and youthful ballads nasally screamed over hazy distorted guitars

Neutral milk hotel

Eagles of death metal

4 autistic squirmy alien brain plant music nerds.

Two guys and a girl

Was gonna say Black Country, New Road but yeah, it's definitely Slint

i want ice cream

Party Cannon

I know it isnt but thats how i would describe tool or phillip glass

black midi
Paramore
Death Grips
Stereolab or Tortoise
Sewerslut
Hella
The Beatles
Wobbler
Slint (I thought of Suicide for some reason)
Jeff Mangum
The Brave Little Abacus

>the first furry musician

Not Stereolab or Tortoise.

>I'm Jewish, I'm a depressed poet, I have a thing for Catholic women, and I keep getting cucked

Grateful Dead
AnCo
Peter Gabriel

Shit. Neu?
Yes

>an autist midget that gets angry easily but still got pussy and eventually married

reason number a billion why no one takes ireland seriously

the best band of the 80's, 90's and 10's

U2

Lol Car Seat Headrest

Sludgy hardcore punk about anxiety, depression, and mental illness.

faggotry

nope

its Coldplay but its good

muse

spot on

just tell me what the fuck it is.

Irish

OP here, nobody got my first post right yet

muse is actually based atleast everything up to and including black holes

u2

radiohead?
that can be applied to alot of bands

joy division?

nope

FINALLY! yes

a bunch of drunken chavs who thought they were the next Beatles

pretty easy one

hey op here this is not me and it's NOT joy division

Ross Gellers keyboard music but mexican tranny

blur

mbv?

>cumpooperz lol

nope

ohgaysis
ariel pink

dude depression lmao

weezer
the verve
oasis

yes oasis

The Beatles

Swans?

like NIN except edgier, more disgusting, more catholic

From the depths of the Swedish death metal woods straight into the 70's.

coil

yes