Are concerts postponed or cancelled completely?

Cattle decapitation announced today they're postponing their eiropean tour.

It was a part of the "bring back the plague" tour, kek.

people are kind of underestimating the breadth of this, though. this is going to affect every country for many more months. this isn't just like a 2 week thing. if a second wave is averted then things will probably be mostly back to normal by october-ish, but until then who knows

Things will be back to normal by April shut up ya fag

It depends on the tour and venue. I would say most larger shows are only postponed but most smaller ones are cancelled outright.

Best case scenario: less than 2 months after cases start to reduce

Worst case scenario: all the way up to election time (November) and people start looting and rioting

I’m 24 and I’m not worried because the media is blowing it all out of proportion for clicks and views. Only literal subhuman brainlets would panic about what is essentially just the flu

>has no idea what an "order of magnitude" is

>Thinks he understands what order of magnitude is and how it pertains to the ongoing “pandemic”
You’re cute

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there are no innocent people

Zoomer here, this is the first time I've experienced something that has affected life on a global scale. The fact that it hasn't gone away within one or two weeks is surreal. Nothing so serious has lasted this long in my life

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>the stock market lost 30% of value in a week and kept tanking after interest rates were cut to 0% and a $1.5 trillion dollar injection
>travel bans across the globe
>EU closing individual borders
>entire service industry and all schools in the united states will be closed down this week
>literally millions of people and businesses will be able to pay their bills and this is only the beginning
>trump discouraged gatherings of even 10 people earlier
>a national curfew announcement will not even be surprising anymore
Either coronachan is AIDS or this is the complete engineered meltdown of the economy and implementation of Alex Jones worst new world order fears in about a week with no opposition. You're going to be welded into your apartment building or carted off going to the wal-mart FEMA camp thinking to yourself "really isn't this just because of the panic?" I'm sure during historic times of distress people said, "aren't we just resorting to cannibalism because of the panic?"

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Nothing this serious has ever happened you little retard. If the coof isn't AIDS this is a literal tinfoil hat wearing schizophrenics worst nightmare coming true at lightning speed.

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PLEASE POST MORE MILKIES

total bruh moment right, ganggang skrtskrt
fucking kill yourself

Literally nothing will happen by April stonks will rebound

wasted dubs and schizo post. America has faced much worse and more deadly epidemics like Polio and Spanish Flu. The stock market has tanked way worse, and every time it does it comes back stronger than ever. If we nip it in the bud now by being cautious, we won't have to worry about it ever again. No one's going to "cart us off"

no

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>the stocks will rebound after a month of the US economy shutting down
>nothing will happen
You'll be saying this in a week when you're not allowed to leave your house too won't you?

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Pretty sure he is asking if a concert that got cancelled this month will still happen later in the year

I'd love to see them try and force texasfags to stay in their homes lmao

Literally Just the flu™ who gives a fuck all these shitty server jobs will be open again come April or May

>normalish by october
Probably may. Even Wuhan province is reporting just 10 new cases a day which is nothing. Theyve had it a couple months longer

>>nothing will happen
I never said this. I said the world has faced worse epidemics and come back from them
>when you're not allowed to leave your house
curfews and quarantines have been implemented before you neurotic zoomer. Besides, there's no way in hell the US government would be able to unjustly keep its citizens in their homes even if they wanted to. We have guns and they need jobs. Simple as

Multiple STATES are shutting down their entire service with no answer for literally millions of people dude. If the government doesn't figure this out, cut checks or forgive debt texas might just get its shot at independence.

>zoomer
Nobody has ever seen anything like this you actually coping idiot. The week has only started and entire states are shutting down.

They'll probably cut everybody some welfare bux like whats his face was recommending. This is a happening but it's not THE HAPPENING not even close. Don't really give a fuck about some stocks that don't affect me in any way taking a shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_flu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_polio#Epidemics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

:^)

>what is the great depression
>what is WWII

Means nothing, idiot.

Holy shit get off Yas Forums every now and then ya schizos

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>needing to go this far back
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_flu_pandemic

>every local business going under and the entire service sector of the USA shutting down for at least a month won't affect me
If they don't cut checks in two weeks the cities are going to be on fire. Trump said today these conditions could go on until JULY OR AUGUST. Something very big is happening.

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they're all epidemics that have infected millions and shut things down. Coronavirus is barely even comparable to them in terms of scale

>people who are currently 97 years old technically saw this
Fuck off retard. This kind of modern police action and shut down of private enterprise in the US is something none of us have ever seen and is only starting.

It'll be old news in two weeks and by May nobody will care they'll come to terms and say goodbye to Gamgam and gramps, life goes on

Nothing is gonna happen daddy Trump will get us through this

>1 in 6 people on earth got this
why haven't I heard about this until now and why didn't they quarantine stuff

nigga what police action? nothing is being enforced. We can still go outside and shit. We still have shitloads of guns. The private sector will explode as soon as the cure is found. The world isn't a theater for your retarded fantasies

Most schools aren't even going to open again in two weeks. All of the bars and restaurants in new york state are closed for at least a month. Northeastern states are talking about "soft curfews" of 8pm. This is only the beginning.

you underestimate the ability of Americans to not give a shit about anything that's happening around them

Because the news is absolute cancer now and utilizes social media to whip the public into a frenzy over NOTHING

theverge.com/2020/3/16/21181506/coronavirus-rumor-viral-trump-stafford-act-national-quarantine-misinformation

If the same thing happened back then the numbers probably wouldn't have reached such high levels

Nothing is being "enforced" because no business owner is going to stay open and fight it out with the state over regulations over a pandemic retard. If and when your state closes down every non essential business and institutes a "soft curfew" and everyone loses their job will you still be saying "the stonks don't affect me its just a flu bro, really it's the panic causing all of this"? Its as retarded as the people who think the democrats are halting global travel to hurt donald trump. SOMETHING big is happening.

>Oh no not the schools how will the children cope not taking their standardized tests
>Oh no servers will have to look for real jobs
>omg soft curfews that can never go past that because we live in America

yet

I live in new york retard. Every service sector job that isn't fast food was ordered closed at 8pm today. Other states did the same thing today as well.

Perhaps but just goes to show that a fucking FLU isn't going to be the end of the world. I don't give a fuck if a bunch of old fucks with one foot in the grave already die

>yet
except it already peaked and is on its way out in China with just 80,000 infections

>stores closed 2-4 hours early
>schizo urb*nite thinks the world is ending
take a walk through the park or something my man

>oh no literally millions of people in new york, new jersey, ohio and california lost their jobs in a month
>oh no the grocery stores are selling out
>oh no all these people have rent and bills due
>oh look more companies are closing

Not even if its your parents or grandparents? what about when you get to that age

Shoulda learned to code sweaty

At 8pm for a month you absolute retard. It went into effect in a matter of about 7 hours. Its a month and then "to be evaluated". Do you live under a rock? Multiple states did this today and the president recommended gatherings of less than 10 people and said this could be happening until july or august. This literally happened today.

You live in a society sweaty

>THE PWESIDENT SAID
God you're such a faggot

Your life is not a movie and you are not the star. You haven't figured anything out. There is no "something." The world is in the hands of a greater power than the US government

>recommended
i.e. jackshit is going to change