The Sound of Perseverance is the best Death album

Based
Also, someone post the pasta

ITP > Leprosy > Human > SGH > the rest > Sound of Perseverance

What is "real" male metal then?

>popular bad, my album is better than yours because nobody cares about it

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Start with these.

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Dio and Motorhead and basically nothing else

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this is my least favorite but still fucking amazing. Any of their records could be considered their best imo

nu-male albums

I like almost all of this but hate Black Metal. More into Death Metal and Thrash

That is because you are not a söyboy

Black Metal is boring and for fucking idiots who think being edgy gives them some sort of advantage over others when in reality it shows a lack of maturity and retardation. It's just KISS with tremolo picking and nazi imagery. If you immerse yourself in that culture it makes it painfully obvious that you are unable to get pussy

>NOOOOO METAL CAN'T BE PROGRESSIVE AND CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED IT HAS TO BE UGLY LO-FI EDGY SHIT

The only black metal I like is Dimmu Borgir because they're not trying to be edgy fags and obviously don't take themselves seriously

Why do kids think it's bad to take yourself seriously as a musician?

I'm not a kid. I'm 35. It's okay to be serious but if you can't recognize that it's also pretentious to completely commit to that mode of thought then you're simple minded. There has to be a balance. Always a center. Leaning to one side fully is a sign of a lack of intelligence.

>There has to be a balance
Why?

I already stated why. Because if there's not, then that makes you a fucking retard

That's interesting. So many great composers were retarded?

Gotta be the most fucked up ranking of death albums I've ever seen

I think symbolic beats it by a little bit

Exactly. Glad you see it my way

Death is one of the only bands that I don't get irritated with at rankings. The discog is as perfect as you can get.

My personal ranking is...

Human > Spiritual Healing > Symbolic > Leprosy > Scream Bloody Gore > Individual Thought Patterns > The Sound of Perseverance

Extreme Cold Weather sucks lmao

>The only black metal I like is Dimmu Borgir
How much of a soiboi can a single person be? Unbelievable

It's kind of cringe when stupid hacks unironically think they are sooo deep and complex.

filtered

a self-absorbed musician and a musician are two separate things, just like a self-absorbed 4channer and a 4channer are two separate things

>someone said something i like is bad
>buzzword

clockwork

Because of this I would proudly take a big fat strap-on to the asshole

I am sorry if the truth hurts but Extreme Cold Weather is obviously too high test for you.

based

The only soi I'm drinking is from your mama's titties

I love you stepson

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT LE IRONIC
>NOOOOOOOO ILL PUT YOU ON /R/CRINGE IF YOU DONT STOP

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kek. good post.

Based. I'd have problems ranking them as well, and that order would change anyway. Currently it's:
Leprosy > Human > SBG > Symbolic > ITP > SH > TSOP
To give you an idea of how close it is: I believe that, if produced properly, SH which is second to last would be my number 1.

>Slow Deep And Hard
Yep, I must be nu male then.

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I like Leprosy better.

Born Dead and Pull the Plug fucking slap.

satanic shit is goofy as fuck, cant take them seriously

Sounds like you just hate passion. Your mindset is that of crabs in a bucket.

A lot of these are just great fucking albums though? Why are metal faggots obsessed with the idea of every band needing to sound like Dying Fetus?

Replace the Nails album with something by Peste Noire

These are great albums though

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>progressive

Shit, I guess I'm 10% of a nu-male.

Damn, nu-males have great taste

More like the smell of perspiration, considering only neckbeards like this shit.

>venom
>slayer

The Mantle is better than every album in that pic.

All Fours is a legitimately great album and i'll defend that shit until the day i die.

Numales don't listen to Type O, who theatrically flirt with racism and homophobia, or Pantera, who are actually racist and homophobic

I know this is a bait chart, but how can an album with based Seth Putnam be nu male?