ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵛᵃʳᵍ ᵉᵈᶦᵗᶦᵒn
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Listen to Razor.
Fuck thrash, fuck power metal, fuck dissection, fuck fenriz, fuck rotting christ, fuck behemoth and fuck watain.
Hail nsbm. Fuck antifa
>Why yes, I do listen to Nightwish, my favourite albums are Oceanborn and Wishmaster, thanks for asking!
fuck you
Thrash is peak metal.
>Black metal? Never heard of her
Ah yes, the early 2000s, the last truly good era of power metal. How I miss it.
Holy based.
>He doesn't know who Galneryus is
>there's only one new thread
What happened to the fine /meal/ traditions of yore?
>Yes, I'm the AOTYSF, how can you tell?
They're pretty based, but one good band does not an era make. In the late 90s/early 2000s you multiple bands putting out some of the greatest power metal ever written. Where has the genre gone since then? What is it doing now?
You're missing some 660 goats there bud.
Whoops, meant to post this.
lads...
Except that shit fucking blows
idk are you sure bro? looks kinda g*y bro
>Where has the genre gone since then? What is it doing now?
Instead of incredibly fun, cheesy, fantasy has gone out the door for "Manly" Historical events/figures. Which is fine, except the bands doing this are bland.
Maybe if you're too söy for black metal.
>TFW once Sabaton was a fun second rate power metal band, but now they're the massively successful and shit up the world with their incredibly repetitive songwriting.
I listen to söy repellent such as drowning the light and hypothermia. You can go back to listening to your trash
Based.
How about i break down your fucking door and knock you out faggot. Im gonna take off your clothes and cuff you to a chair. Then ill shave ur entire body. Ur gonna look like a giant fat baby crying for his mommy after im done with you faggot. After ur nice n shaved im gonna pour aftershave all over you which will induce such howls, that you simply wont believe. Adter that im gonna make you put on a fucking diaper at gunpoint and you will crawl on all fours going googoogaga. After that ill lock you in a cage in a fucking basement somewhere, where you will starve to death while attempting to subsist on your own piss and shit, vomiting all over yourself
Kek
Yeah but by me dinner first faggot.
>fuck rotting christ
You went way too far. RC are unequivocally based.
So is Dissection.
>No because its soulless, overly technical wank that doesnt give off a single hint of darkness. Bands such as I dunno Drowning the Light and Hypothermia, which are true fucking black metal no matter how you slice it, produce such darkness that i mean a single track out of raksbladsvalsen posseses way more fucking darkness than dissection's entire discography. I firmly believe that the best fucking bands in bm are so underrated because quite frankly they're too dark for the normie faggots to handle. Normie faggots get into bands such as dissection, which is basically metalcore, or rotting christ, another shit band that claims to be black metal, but is in fact orchestral cringe metal.
No, they claim to be a black metal band, when in reality they are orchestral cringe metal.
What do you bros think of pic related?
Go ahead.. Try to post a better OSDM intro
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Is that bj and the cocksuckers? I like their early work
Kommandant.
Symphonic BM is the highest IQ form of BM.
What do I win?
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Its not even fucking bm, the fucking preachy virtue signalling dogshit they put out. Their music videos are embarassing as well.
>Symphonic black metal is pure shi-
Symphonic black metal sucks. Fuck emperor
It's not just the songwriting, a lot of the songs blend in with each other. Powerwolf is a worse offender
Doom with all its subgenres reigns supreme.
It’s not that good. And it paved the way for dimmu borgir. Therefore it’s heresy.
Never post it again.
>This contrarianism
I agree that Emperor is overrated but this is a great album
Rotting Christ have too much of an anti-Christian ring to their name for me. Same with Eyehategod.
Dummi Burger sucks but probably not as much as whatever you like
Dimmu Borgir is based, though.
Based. Too many people sleep on doom as a subgenre. Kick back and enjoy slow crushingly heavy riffs.
Low tier b*it.
No, I mean it. Just too explicit. Same with Marduk and all the albums with goat fellatio on the covers.
>Doom
>Riffs
>genre that takes Black Sabbath above all other classic bands as its inspiration
>has riffs
Yes, that is how it works.
Just finished watching Lords of Chaos, and about to start "until the light takes us".
How accurate to the truth would you consider the two films?
Felt weird that they portrayed Varg as some sort of poser at the beginning.
There is not one doom song that riffs as hard as this.
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>Varg
>a poser
More like a retard.
How the hell did I end up getting memed into listening to this garbage?
The number of bands they riff as hard as Black Sabbath can be counted on one hand.
Imma steal all your nazi riffs for my lefty black metal projects and there's nothing you can do about it
Black metal is a meme.
>Absurd is garbag-
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By browsing Yas Forums
This is kinda hot ngl
GBK is better
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Good you can play nazi riffs while screaming lyrics about nigger dick going in and out of your ass and mouth. Show those fascists whose boss
I'm sure you'd like that a lot, wouldn't you big guy?
It would be hot for diseased piece of shit like you.
i kno u r but waht am i
No i dont particularly enjoy rabm
Holy cope.
Why hasn't someone made a project called "Burzum but not racist" where they just redo burzum songs/album covers exactly with the addition of the phrase "but not racist" and the end of every album and song title yet
Because Burzum is widely accepted and respected as the best black metal artist of all time. Covering their material would be blasphemous.
Already been done: youtube.com
Kek
Oh fuck, you got me
Don't tell that to i shalt become: youtube.com
Had anybody listened to Blut Aus Nord - Hallucinogen?
Yes.
What did they think?
It was pretty great but not as good as mort
Think again fâgét