hairyampcollective.bandcamp.com
aaaand it's finished. track 9 couldn't be included in the upload due to length but the original file location is included in the op here if you wanna hear it. We're gonna start a listen along at xx:00 if you want to wait and listen together. Otherwise enjoy, and thanks to everyone for participating. I've included lyrics for the unintelligible fifth track. Track listing:
1. Jehovah's Thickness
2. Clinically Mild
3. Wet Knee Houston
4. shake my hand, lick your fingers
5. The Broccoli Visit
6. fartin
7. shartin
8. Foot fungus
9. The Silk Road Sold Cancer Cure (vocaroo.com
10. I wish I kiss Eilish
Aaaand it's finished...
t minus two minutes to start gogogogogo
gonna post a track by track if the signal cooperates dont take it too seriously lol
1 Religion is a strong theme for an opener 10/10
Is he about to poob his pants?
1 has beach boys samples?
creepy, poor mans death in june.
overall interesting variety
2 I like the synth 10/10
2 is cool good job on that one. very death grips.
3 is literally house with karl pilkington samples this is fucking great this is art.
TRACK 9 user FUCKING UPLOAD THIS 20MB VERSION ITS OGG BUT FUCK IT
a.cockfile.com/QpxK6T.ogg
3 karl get out of here you round headed... instrumental very grounded 8/10
>"I want to kiss on her little feets. I want to dance to her brother's beats. I want my dick in her butt cheeks."
Real shit. Thumbs up.
ogg isn't lossless, can't use it on bandcamp
4 old rock vibes gross lyrics 8/10
woah track 4 is creepy
why yall always make creepy shit
oh fuck i'm late, let me pull it up
Alright wait a ficking sec you coups have waited begrote you fucking podted this thread you fucking impatient fsggot
i like the low mallet under the voice highly creative cant hear a word btw 10/10
hey thanks man
lol thats why i posted the lyrics.
6 interesting have you heard of Freud? 5/10
yo i wasn't the only one who pitch shifted my vocals on a rap track oh my lord
track 1 is weird and psychedelic. i like it.
7 70s synth vibes cool 8/10
HERE YOU FUCKING GO NOW PUT IT ON THE FUCKING BANDCAMP
vocaroo.com/2KHAYtMn6d3
glad u thought so lole
yo 8 is a masterpiece.
retard i can't use mp3 either.
the song is simply too fucking large to fit as a wav file which is the smallest allowable file type.
thanks
bro this track is schizophrenic and optimistic and weird and lovely thank you
fuck track 5 makes me feel like i'm actually being visited by broccoli
I unironically wanna fucking gut you right now you insufferable faggot YOU CONVERTED THE OTHER VOCAROOS YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD DOWN SYNDROME MANHOLE YOU CAN CONVERT MY FUCKING SONG AS WELL.
THIS DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO BE DONE IF YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING GAVE ME TIME
9 i expect greatness at this length we will see lol
>Track 1
Gives me a very demented feeling with all the vocal samples. I like the percussion and the Spanish-esque guitar chords. It feels very schizo which fits the Jehovah theme. I wish it addressed the thickness theme more, solid track. 7.5/10
>Track 2
Heavy bass register contrasting with a very high synth. I enjoyed the introduction of the guitar at about 40 seconds. Cool drums. It fits the name, not the best track but not bad. It is a bit mild. 6.5/10
>Track 3
A bit of laid back old-school electronic feel. The samples are alright, no clue what they're talking about. Doesn't expound on the Wet Knee Houston feeling much. 7/10
>Track 4
Cool vocals, reminds me of Ween. The synth part is pretty hard to pin down, it sounds minimal but complex at the same time. Catchy song, good listen. 7.5/10
>Track 5
The beat is pretty good, the vocals bring it down a bit in my opinion. Would have been cooler with normal-pitched vocals imo. When I can understand the lyrics, they're pretty good. 7/10
>Track 6
This is fucking autistic. The vocals would be cooler without chipmunking. The lyrics and fart sounds are funny in an autistic way. Decent instrumental. 6.5/10
>Track 7
Based. 7/10
>Track 8
The electronics contrasting with the piano gives it a cool sonic atmosphere. The progression of the instrumentation is very cool. 8/10
>Track 9
N/A, good from what I heard.
>Track 10
The descending piano on the intro with the exact reading of the title is hilarious. The milk truck line and entire verse is great, good flow and funny wordplay. Probably my favourite. 8.25/10
>Overall
7.25/10, some highpoints. Not Yas Forums's best but definitely a solid effort.
i love the MIDI guitar solo in track 6
i converted yours and six times and it took an ungodly amount of time and it would not upload each time. how much of my time and everyone else's time will you insist on swallowing so that everyone will listen to shit you didn't compose, that took you less time to make than the tracks actual total length...like...fuck you dude. i didn't even start the original thread, i had no clue i was going to be assembling this for everyone tonight. and i've spent the last two hours on JUST YOU, just your track. converting, uploading, failed. re download, re sample, re convert, upload, fail. try 5 different resampling options, fail. i tried to cut the song into 3 parts and it still didn't work. then you come back to me with a track so unholy compressed that neither me, my two roommates, or my two next door neighbors could do anything on the internet for 30 minutes, and it only got halfway uploaded before it failed again.
it's errant piano chords, errant synth, static, silence, some mic poking and some more silence for 40 minutes. fuck you. everyone else here put pen to paper and wrote music in programs or on live instruments. like, just fuck you dude.
9 congrats you made me pace around the room. but i know the trick too 6.5/10
based
10 rap is the devil's music and you sound like a suburban environment 7/10
are you fucking christgau?
he didn't even write it for this project, which is kind of the entire point of doing these.
I appreciate it
>you insist on swallowing so that everyone will listen to shit you didn't compose, that took you less time to make than the tracks actual total lengt
I worked on this for two weeks, two fucking weeks and you throw that shit away because you dont know how to fucking properly use a computer. I could have uploaded this entire fucking thing 10 times over in the time it took you to upload it.
>...like...fuck you dude. i didn't even start the original thread, i had no clue i was going to be assembling this for everyone tonight.
Maybe you shouldn't have, you are an incompetent retard.
>and i've spent the last two hours on JUST YOU, just your track. converting, uploading, failed. re download, re sample, re convert, upload, fail. try 5 different resampling options, fail. i tried to cut the song into 3 parts and it still didn't work.
You could try not being fucking retarded.
>then you come back to me with a track so unholy compressed that neither me, my two roommates, or my two next door neighbors could do anything on the internet for 30 minutes, and it only got halfway uploaded before it failed again.
If your connection sucks that badly, you certainly shouldn't be fucking doing this.
>it's errant piano chords, errant synth, static, silence, some mic poking and some more silence for 40 minutes. fuck you. everyone else here put pen to paper and wrote music in programs or on live instruments. like, just fuck you dude.
Thats the intent, the track is supposed to be avant-garde and surrealistic. The track is about someone on LSD viewing a concert
Nah you can use songs you've made in the past but the point is to fit the title of the song. My friend and I made Fartin a while ago but it was called Imagine The Smell. His track is just piano chords and static with whacky effects for 41 minutes. It has nothing to do with the title "The Silk Road Sold Cancer Cure."
>I worked on this for two weeks, two fucking weeks and you throw that shit away because you dont know how to fucking properly use a computer. I could have uploaded this entire fucking thing 10 times over in the time it took you to upload it.
you two should kiss
what the hell yallre gonna break up the band
technical problems are bound to happen eventually, everyone is using a different system.
There is no need to bicker over it desu
>His track is just piano chords and static with whacky effects for 41 minutes.
First of all, see: >It has nothing to do with the title "The Silk Road Sold Cancer Cure."
Who gives a singular shit, the people making the songs should be the ones deciding the titles, not some retard who happens to get dubs.
Fuck off with your reddit garbage "meme"
kek @ this thread
Imagine if your hard work gets fucking neglected because an incompetent retard cant figure out how to use a computer
>I worked on this for two weeks, two fucking weeks
oh my god lol. i thought you threw this together in 10 minutes to troll the thread but this is so much worse. you spent TWO WEEKS making pretentious garbage and you're mad that some random user on Yas Forums isn't giving time. you sound autistic.
>The track is about someone on LSD viewing a concert
as someone who does lsd at conerts pretty regularly, this sounds like shit.
post it on your own fucking bandcamp shitass. i have about 1609956000 more seconds to live and i've already given you more of them than i ever should have.
>Who gives a singular shit, the people making the songs should be the ones deciding the titles, not some retard who happens to get dubs.
The last time that happened was with Chuck's Sneed and Feed. It was one of the worst Yas Forums albums I've ever heard. Either way, if OP isn't capable of using computers the least he could do is include the vocaroo/mediafire link on the bandcamp.
>Fuck off with your reddit garbage
>Who gives a singular shit, the people making the songs should be the ones deciding the titles, not some retard who happens to get dubs.
If you're not going to respect the rules of the project that EVERYONE ELSE abides by and throw a tantrum because your precious 40 minute avant-garde jerkoff soundscape didn't make it onto the album then maybe YOU should fuck off, you entitled little crybaby. Everything you write OOZES entitlement and an inflated sense of self-importance. If your music is so fucking good, put it up on your own fucking Bandcamp. You keep whining about how "I could have upload it 10 times already" but you haven't done SHIT except throw a fucking temper tantrum. We do these albums ALL THE TIME and have been doing them for YEARS and NOBODY has ever a problem except for YOU. Do the math.
based. fuck that faggot autist and shit shit song no one is gonna listen to
could i find a way to convert and upload this track? given that none of the other tracks were any trouble to convert and upload, yea i probably could. but should I? should i really spend my time doing that? I've drawn the line. I have roommates and some random pretentious redditor does not demand mine or their time.
> least he could do is include the vocaroo/mediafire link on the bandcamp.
reasonable and done.
You can stop samefagging anytime now
I.E: "I'm a lazy faggot who cant do his job properly"
>The track is about someone on LSD viewing a concert
Listening now. Viewed thru this lens, it's a pretty cool track. I get what you're going for and it's a cool soundscape. It doesn't have anything to do with the song title though. If you claimed a song "LSD Concert" it would have been a great fit. Why not just make an entirely new track instead of throwing all that work at a shitpost album?
you're both faggots
you first
You're getting really upset user. It's a cool track but it's long as shit and it didn't fit the title. I still think OP should include the link since he can't find a way to upload it.
oh your precious ego
are you autistic? you worked on shit for two weeks? You must be shit at making music
i already included a link to the track in the bandcamp description
I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS HIM. IT'S SO TRANSPARENT.
guys is the band gonna break up now?
You claim that these people don't know anything about computers yet you claim that it isn't hard to convert a file that big, the only way to convert a file that big would be with paid software, most free software only allows a conversion of up to 100Mb. Do you have any fucking idea how hard is it to find free software that will allow you to convert a file that big? How dumb are you? Fuck I hate when people claim to know shit when they are fucking ignorant.
Actual guy who made Track 9 here, this guy is not me. I don't know what the fuck this dude's endgame is. I didn't spend 2 weeks on this, its just a bunch of shit I did in audacity cobbled together. And it's not about a dude on LSD at a concert. I tried making it fit the title by adding that clapping at the beginning, kinda indicating it as a presentation of the cure or some shit like that.
for the most part we have the advantage of user so next thread we just pretend this never happened lol
shit missed that, sorry nicotine. speaking of which, gonna go have a smoke now.
Wait, which posts are you and which ones are the imposter?
oh no my memes aren't going the way i want them to, my memes not my friggin memeeemes my youth making memes is me meming on my future self oh NO the meme is too big for internet!
Only , and are me. I dont know what the other guy is trying to do