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Listen to dopethrone
Post some grind that R I F F S.
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if you dont own at least 100 physical albums you might be a tourist.
support your favorite artists
Listen to Dopesmoker.
listen to Jerusalem
I miss this 'lil Golden Horde LARPer like you wouldn't believe
A lot of those artists are either millionaires or dead
Post whatever you damn Holocaust deniers are heckin' blasting.
He was based as fuck but was too pure for this world. Met him at a show and he was autistic as fuck.
Post politically astute metal.
>supporting major labels in [current year]
wew lad
GBK and RAtM
>the person who posted this chart
>calling anyone a tourist
I admire your bravery
>t.
B-based
Is Vulcano good or just a worse Sepultura?
>Blind Guardian
post a better 90s dm album
not the majority
yeah i gave lars enough money to buy a cup of coffee, but at least im supporting the newer guys like faidra. varg depends on your charity to live, and theres probably some kind of cancer charity given whenever a death album is purchased
>Why yes, I do buy tab books and cassettes from Bandcamp. How did you guess?
Who is this guy anyway?
>Vulcano
the answer is yes by the way
a tourist listens to youtube. a fan buys.
Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
Autopsy - Mental Funeral
Carnage - Dark Recollections
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not bad for zoomer trap shit t b h
Someone you absolutely do not want to fuck with
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my guy. cassettes are based.
hermodr's hadanfard being the only metal cassette i got but its better than nothing eh
Both.
Not many bands are better than pre-Roots Sepultura.
Redpill me on power metal. Is it cringe or not?
how can one man be so horny?
>Blind Guardian
>Helloween
>Rhapsody
>Galneryus
Is not.
>Varg depends on charity to live
Maybe he should be a strong self sufficient pagan instead of a leech.
Cassettes, CDs, and demo tapes are the way to go. I love being able to walk into thrift stores and even some electronic stores and being able to buy CDs for
It is incredibly based.
that was an exaggeration. he's got all he needs to live off the land without royalty payments. chickens and cucumbers and shit. namean?
>Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
good but not enough variation to be interesting the entire time
>Autopsy - Mental Funeral
it's only fault is being too short imo
>Carnage - Dark Recollections
not heard it but the cover art is by Dan Seagrave so I assume it's based
still like Screams of Anguish more than any of those
Yes but the cringe is what makes it fun
If you like Entombed and Dismember, you'll like Carnage.
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a financially irresponsible person spends money for something that's free
What is the best Manowar album? Worst?
>folk metal edition
Is there any folk metal that isn’t absolute trash
Unironically Agalloch but /metal/ hates them.
list who's dead and who's a millionaire besides chuck and the big thrash metal bands and black sabbath. tool maybe, i doubt justin chancellor is a millionaire. better off than your parents, probably, but not a millionaire.
Simultaneously ironically cringe and unironically based
I dunno about worst but the best are definitely Hail to England and Fighting the World
>Best
Sign of the Hammer
>Worst
The Lord of Steel
or someone thats richer than you.
you know how much toilet paper i have? lol get out of my face.
no wonder he's such a scrawny retard, no red meat for gains and no fish for brains
Moonsorrow
Name a cheesier power metal album that's still kino.
It's not bad but it's so similar to Entombed and Dismember that I don't see why I wouldn't just listen to those bands instead
ulver's first album and only their first album'
agalock sucks. whisper bullshit. fat balding faggots push aggalahk and no one else
I'll always have a soft spot for Warriors of the World, since it got me into metal
best Agalloch album besides The Mantle?
>shits on the street and wipes ass with fingers in your path
He definitely lost to Hetfield in the facial hair game.
Why is Nokturnal Mortum so good?
yeah i smelled him coming
Pale Folklore
Ashes Against the Grain
...uh, who?
Leave tourist
Ok, I'm dating this great girl and she listens to lots of metal. She knows more about the genre than anyone I've ever met. I'm trying to get into it more and I am familiar with Ride the Lightning and Reign in Blood but I need the absolute essential metal albums that I should know so that I can keep up with her. Older stuff preferred. Thanks, nignogs.
Yes, you ordered an extra large based?
Saor is pretty damn good.
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Listen to more Type O Negative. Don't be too concerned if she cries out Peter Steele's name in bed.
It's a good album, it just has a fair amount of filler imo. I don't mind filler too much from a cheese factor, but listening to a generic narration for like 10 minutes isn't why I'm listening to Manowar. Definitely some great tracks (swords in the wind, warriors of the world united, house of death, pretty based cover of nessun dorma), but I just wish there was more of that.
Now THIS is cheese, too bad about their second album
Because they're competent musicians who happen to be nazis, instead of nazis who want to larp as wolf furries
Grand Belials Key, Goatmoon, and Nokturnal Mortum. Anything by any of them
>Can I speak to the manager? I asked for Blind Guardian's Imaginations From the Other Side, but your deliveryman brought me something else.
I still don’t understand how slavs can be nazis.
Tell me your girlfriend's name so I can steal her with my striking jaw line
Also, you'll want to listen to Rust In Peace, Iron Maiden's first 5-7 albums, Epidemic of Violence, Human, Mental Funeral, A Blaze in the Northern Sky, At the Heart Of Winter, and Blind Guardian's entire discography
Trad essentials
>Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
>Iron Maiden - Powerslave
>Judas Priest - Painkiller
>Mercyful Fate - Don't Break the Oath
Death essentials
>Death - Leprosy
>Morbid Angel - Altars of Madness
>Entombed - Left Hand Path
>Autopsy - Mental Funeral
>Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
Thrash essentials
>Kreator - Pleasure to Kill
>Demolition Hammer - Epidemic of Violence
>Artillery - By Inheritance
>Sepultura - Arise
>Megadeth - Rust in Peace
Grind essentials
>Repulsion - Horrified
>Terrorizer - World Downfall
>Pig Destroyer - Terrifyer
>Assuck - Misery Index
actually i forgot a few things. this is better. took away some non metal shit made by metal artists to include the ones i forgot.
They don't like jews because they're still upset about a bunch of coked up jewish Cheka members raping and killing their great grandparents, I guess.
>Yes, sorry about that confusion, sir. Have a Somewhere Far Beyond on the house.
y-you forgot black, user
Fetal alcohol syndrome gave them brain damage.
I realized that after I hit 'Post'.
>Darkthrone - A Blaze in the Northern Sky
>Dissection - Storm of the Light's Bane
>Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse
>Mayhem - De mysteriis dom Sathanas
>Immortal - At the Heart of Winter
>Bathory - Under the Sign of the Black Mark
What's the most overrated metal album?
For me, it's Left Han Path
Obituary, Carcass, Repulsion, and Possessed are pretty much essential death and grind. If you wanna seem extra cool though, get into Dead Infection, Pestilence, and Winter
Can anyone recommend me some Russian bands? I like trad, doom, first wave/blackened thrash and osdm. I already know Aria
under a funeral moon and panzerfaust are more worth-while than death metal album a blaze in the norther sky and shitty every-song-is-the-same-riff transoylvanian hunger
and you know it.
He's talking to a dude who's dating a girl. There's no way that guy is gonna listen to black metal.
if you show a chick obituary she will leave immediately upon hearing john tarded singing.
dont do it.
Influential? Very.
Good? It's ok, but later bands did the 'cavern' sound better.
Peace Sells. Loses the sheer unbridled ferocity of Killing Is My Business and replaces it with...not much
ASPID
some good ass thrash
Reminder that Daniel Heiman is in a new power metal band and it's breddy gud
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>Dead Infection
Based and Lechpilled.
>Autopsy
>Dismember
>Entombed
>Bolt Thrower
>Morbid Angel
>Carcass
>Death
>Atheist
>Suffocation
>Immolation
>Deicide
>Pestilence
>Demilich
>Timeghoul
>Obituary