Why is Billie Eilish so popular? Her music doesn't sound too mainstream

Why is she looking at us like that. Like she wants us to ogle her big fat tits but also feel guilty about it. Either way it's working I'm rock hard.

Unleash the milk tanks

i want to anally destroy her so badly

based Yas Forums poster

What does it smell like?

I actually want to bite in those tits. Like a snapping turtle, i wanna clamp down on the flesh until it bleeds and tears. I wanna see her cry from the pain and beg me to stop and to tell her "why are you doint this?!". But i wont answer, cause i really dont know why i'd be doing that.

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>But i wont answer, cause i really dont know why i'd be doing that.
That's easy, cuz ur virgin

nah i raped a girl when i was 14

what was it like?

its like regular sex, but with more tears.

Getting raped doesn't count, gayboi

how did it go? did you just think to yourself «ok im raping this bitch» and went ham or what. ive never talked to a rapist before so i kinda wanna know the mindset

>he didnt lose his virginity to a hot teacher
Can you even call yourself a man?

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>Her music doesn't sound too mainstream.
It's compositionally basic, wholly uncreative, and the lyrics pander to children. I don't think there's any missing key ingredients.

I still can't believe her brother is a Biden supporter.

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IT'S OGRE

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she's being torn apart on every corner of the internet. her marketing team is in full damage control mode.

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She'll recover within a few days like she did after the internet went crazy when she called hip hop "fake" last month.

She turned 18 so she can start whoring herself out now. Her brother writes all her music and produces it, she's pretty talentless. She should just get into porn already.

Based Billie bullying the small dicked "men"

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Actually, all these controversies are bound to pile up and have a significant effect on her image and career.
>backlash after winning five grammys on the basis that she won due to old biases in the academy such as being white and well-connected
>backlash after her comments on hip hop during her vogue interview, namely on the topic of how she profits from appropriating hip hop culture
>people in her home neighborhood publicly bashing her on the basis her parents are gentrifiers
>bernie supporters upset with her after her brother started making pro-biden tweets
>backlash after her anti-body shaming performance which garnered others to call her a hypocrite

If anything, Billie's own arrogance and chauvinism are the common denominator here.

>"I'm a 32 year old female"
>old hags and dicklet soibois seething about Billie
>unironically posting Leddit screencaps
If moo had an upvote feature, I'd give you one

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When is Billie going to show us her butt?

Forgot to mention:
>her tour now being postponed due to coronavirus
>her Bond theme falling off Billboard at a rapid speed, most likely due to the film being postponed also due to coronavirus

Holy fucking based

Controversies are fine, beneficial even, especially if they're R*ddit non-issues like making fun of small dicks, authenticity of hood rap, or gentrification. 95% of general populace gives zero fucks about any of that but it's still "controversial" enough to produce publicity.

When no one cares about your hot takes anymore - that's when your career is finished.

Do you think Billie has a big ass?

what said

Also forgot to mention - the only stupid move there is her brother's pro-biden tweeting. I have no interest in amerimutt politics so can't say whether the man is based or not, but there's absolutely no use getting involved in this shit as a young artist. You'll inevitably end up upsetting some of your fans for no reason at all.

As far as I know, Billie has little interest in politics (or doesn't communicate it) which is the correct stance.

I want Billie to get diarrhea and spread her smelly cheeks apart so I can place my lips on her anus, I then want to her shit in me, I want her to fill my mouth with her liquid poop, I will greedly lick her asshole clean.

This was her at 14, so it's probably grown and filled out since then. There's surprisingly little /ass/ content to date though, but I'm optimistic haha.

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>simp is a confirmed reddit user
shocker

Literally BUILT for [redacted]

Kek

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>As far as I know, Billie has little interest in politics (or doesn't communicate it) which is the correct stance.
A few months ago she was trying to re-brand herself as an environmental activist similar to Greta Thunberg.

>doesn't sound mainstream
You probably think Green Day are underground

My dick

Good, I like enviroment.

kek

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At one point she’ll drop off in popularity and go full Miley Cyrus and she’ll show her tits so much we will get bored of it. I predict this vs. the Dolly Parton / Katy Perry eternal tease.

This post is way too based. Upvote.

When she turns 30 they will be beyond sag redemption

Not all big tits sag past the age of 30. In fact it's extremely uncommon for that to happen at that age. You're most likely a virgin who has never felt a pair of tits in your life.

t. turboroastie

with VERY saggy tits

feminazi and degenerate

why is this anti body shaming culture and body positivity always revolve around women who know their body isnt actually shameful

are people this stupid. its not like shes a midget or a burn victim

Billie is anti-feminist.

Are you projecting on MY music board?? Go away loser im too busy feeling up your moms tits to care

virtue signaling

never listened to her
should I do it or am I gonna get zoomer-memed?
is it shit or is it at least noteworthy?

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so youu're saying I should do it?

you kidding

her and her brother are industry plants
their music is fabricated by industry veterans who use think tanks, psychologists, and focus groups to make the most catchy tunes possible
save yourself the despair and find something better to do with your time

I listened to the album only recently for the first time and honestly got blown away, mostly because I expected the most superficial pop for 10 year old girls. It's still pop mind you, but something entirely different than "bad guy" led me to believe it would be.

Give it a try, even if you hate you'll at least know what everyone is talking about.