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Death To Posers edition
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Uh excuse me sir, they are posing right there in the picture

IS DEATH, THRASH, BLACK ARE THE SAME ONE THAT IS TOO FASTER?

Has he ever played on a album lower than a 7/10?

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Reminder that BM is both based and high test

is there a more based and high test alpha chad band than Disturbed?

massacre

*clears throat*

Dragonland
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>Trad
>Thrash
>Death
If it doesn't riff, what's the point?

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Pooping is indeed high test. Black metal, however, is low test.

See: most of any bands not called Disturbed.

What makes one a poser?
What if they just genuinely only like the most popular and safest bands like Metallica, Judas Priest, Slayer and so on.
How could tell them apart from posers?

No, is Limp Bizkit
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>Disturbed is shi-
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>Great taste, my friend

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Holy based.

I still don't understand why Mercyful Fate is considered black metal. This just sounds like heavy metal to me.

people I don't like = posers

Because it IS heavy metal

Is it really that bad to be low test? It's not my fault I love metal despite being born a hairless twink.

Is it me or is Soulside Journey boring af?

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>K-On fan: IS THIS A YUI THREAD?
>No.
What do you think of Yui Hirasawa with metal/hard rock musicians?

It's ok.

No, in fact, being low test is probably a good thing in the long run.

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>What if they just genuinely only like the most popular and safest bands like Metallica, Judas Priest, Slayer and so on
Then they're based. Posers only like to pretend and they "prefer" shit like Slipknot.

Imagine of Yui meets Slash:
>OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWEEET CHILD O MINEEEEEE
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Metallica is 'yeah, I'm totally a metalhead' boomer cringe. Actual thrash kino is Kreator, Demolition Hammer, Sadus, etc.

...

ERADICATION OF THEM ALL, WHORE TO A CHAINSAW, WHORE TO A CHAINSAW

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>we still roast eachothers music choices to this day from time to time.
Utterly based. I wish I still had friends

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She is currently the second voice and saxophonist of Sigh.

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See these in chronological order:

No one tells you how hard it is to make friends in your 20s.

Yui will see James Hetfield performing "Enter Sandman" as fuck.

Just be yourself

We're all friends here, except kornposters who are friendless faggots.

Holy based.

Well, here's my story to you:
I'm thinking of Yui doing some guitar riffs doing the recording sessions. But then, Ritsu came along , and said: "Hey, we're gonna see Guns N' Roses touring a concert tonight, wanna join?" And Yui said, "Uhhh... I'm a bit embarrassing right now, just to do another song." And then... blah. blah, blah. And finally they perform a hard rock song.
That's it. Any suggestions?

I wanna see that fucking full story!

god i love yui

but mugi is undeniably the most based of the band and she mogs everyone else with her classical training and rich as fuck family

Make your own thread

This is how 99% of people use the word poser

Yui likes musicians.
Yui likes alt rock.
Yui likes metal/hard rock, just a bit.
Yui likes to be rock.
Yui likes to met other musicians around the world.
And so on.

Based and Tsumugipilled.

For me, K-On is inherently metal.

yeah ok, but Tsumugi, fan of ELP and Van Der Graaf Generator and Mio who likes Alt-Rock won't agree to do Hard Rock :/

Unironically this.

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>ヘヴィメタル
>ハードロック
Do something alternative desu

This is now a K-On! thread. Post kino K-On! songs.
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Fuck off

What if K-On was Alice in Chains?
Well, it's a retard BTFO question.
Prove me wrong, everyone.
>Layne Staley = Yui Hirasawa
>Jerry Cantrell = Azusa Nakano
>Mike Starr = Mio Akiyama
>Sean Kinney = Ritsu Tainaka
And that's excluding Tsumugi.
Yikes.

wasted dubble dubbs
black metal was a mistake and is low test

I don't think I will.

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just keep up blasting the oldschool shit and you are good friend.

Oh shit I'm probably thinking of this:
BRBR DENG BRBR DENG
BRBR DENG BRBR DENG

Too late
You guys who think, Azusa likes Math Rock, Djent or Technical Death Metal?

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Here's a song to made you chill, Yui.
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Whoops! I mean this:
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>Yui Staley
>Azusa Cantrell
>Mio Starr
>Ritsu Kinney
Omfg

Reminder that Smashing Pumpkins are metal.
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