On Yas Forums

Theres even websites that let you make fake chats like these lol

>it’s real

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None that good. They always have a fucking watermark and they don’t let you add stuff like location sharing
It’s either real, or OP is two people

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holy fuck I was literally at a party the other night and they're playing a bunch of indie shit and almost did this. Instead I played an alex g song wearing also wearing the shirt probably looked like a fag oh well. Bunch of really nice people I liked but I'm just cringing at all the dumb shit I did drinking too much.

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even big Chungus:
Not even Keanu Reeves:
Not even a wholesome doggo:
Not even shaggy using .001 % of his powers
Not even baby yoda:
Not even Pewds
Not even Stefan Karl Stefansson
Not even wholesome youtube
Not even Hideo Kojima:

OP: *plays 100 gecs*

100 gecs is only fun for people who grew up in the early 2000s since it resembles a mix of genres from that era, trap loving zoomers won't get the appeal.

Dude people saying 100 gecs is fun or artsy or even good are joking. It’s shitty electronic music by a tranny and a faggot, and you fucking fell for Yas Forums shitposting

>imma bout to hit the boof
>yo bro wtf is this gay shit

Nobody:

Literally nobody:

Not even big chungus himself:

Not even Shaggy at 10% power:

Not even the walmart yodel boy:

Not even Thanos with all five infinity stones:

Not even Keanu Reeves:

You: I need to write a script format comment

Me: don’t, those are so overused and unfunny

Keanu: you’re breathtaking

OP FUCKING DELIVERS AHAHAHAHAHA

dude it's literally brokencyde but post ironic

What is a gec and is 100 of them a lot?

Hmm, maybe is real. In which case, holy fuck

too many, one might say

imagine hearing this shit at a party
>Hey you lil piss baby, you think you’re so fucking cool? Huh? You think you’re so fucking tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone who’s such a small truck Aw, look at those arms Your arms look so fucking cute They look like lil cigarettes I bet I could smoke you

OP, we need more evidence to confirm whether this is real or fake

did you text your friend I love you and then he fucking ghosted you

Yeah never play music for other people. I have been in similarly embarrassing situations like OP many, many fucking times. You have to confirm that the other people aren't mouthbreathers who listen to Cardi B or some shit.

This, scroll up

If you went to a LGBTQ party you'd be considered cool

Fucking based af

I came

white cishets are always behind the curve musically
that's why all their shit is ripped off from black or gay artists

Which one is the tranny I can’t tell

Imagine being such an actual unironic incel you literally give up and become a faggot

imagine being such an incel that you actually think that's what people do

It is unless you were raped. What are you in high school or something? Just a shut-in?

projecting incel

>n-no u!
>projecting! (Also no-u)
Really pathetic stuff man. Ever wondered why everyone like you acts exactly like this? Isn't it a little weird that you're all the same and really have nothing to say at all? Because it's weird.

this
>t. white cishet
it's just true lol, straight people are insecure as fuck

more projection, all you incels sound the same, you guys have nothing to say

After this he didn’t message till like this morning

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I know you won't believe me because this is a post on Yas Forums and you're a redditor but being a self-deprecating gaylord is the reason you're insecure and strike out with women or can't keep them around. Feel free to reply with some retarded lie ANONYMOUSLY about how I'm totally wrong or whatever like the big retard you are but you need to cut out this self-deprecating whiney implicitly putting yourself down dogshit before you fuck yourself up forever.

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why did he say "byob" if he was going to immediately type out the full sentence anyway?

>Just try to relax, don't do anything weird
Why are you even TRYING to be friends with these arseholes? Jesus christ OP you're a beta faggot

textbook projection

Can you do anything except for say "no u/projection"? Am I being trolled? I know its not the case but man would it be a lot more reassuring if it was. You are mentally diseased and actually stupid. You're all little weirdos who act like your in a cult and reading from a script. Final @, hit me with your nou and get the last word in you literal cum gargling shitlicking faggot

>$20 for a six pack
Jesus what kind of beer are you buying

>$20 for a six pack of bud light
Where the fuck do you live

Fucking Yas Forums. This is our earliest texts still saved on my phone. We’ve been talking for over four fucking years, down the drain
We’d been drifting apart for a bit, but I think this was the breaking point
(Neither of us are flat earthers, we just like the memes)
He does that, idk (I don’t know) why
We used to be really good friends in high school

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bro shut the fuck up, no one cares about your filthy incel ass
this thread isn't about you, it's about laughing at OP
don't bother replying anymore lol

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This is embarrassing. Take a break from the computer, incel.

OP’s “friend” is obviously a dick and he’s obviously ripping him off

$20 for bud light? yeah he's fucking you over op that shit's like $8

This. He thought you were weird already and invited you out of pity. Sorry man, I know how bad it hurts.

I never buy beer, it sounded right. Do they really not cost that much? Did he rip me off?

>everyone replying to fake ass texts

Idk the Canada is collapsing meme has been going strong and until now we didn't know if OP was still in high school paying someone's older brother but yeah you could also be right the dude seems like an asshole. I'm surprised everyone at the party freaked out but if it's the song with the pissbaby intro I guess I can see it.

Dude, you played ONE bad song at a party why would your friend get that pissed over it?

If your “friend” cares that much over playing ONE dumb song at a party then he’s phony as fuck and not worth your time man.

Unless you did some other shit at that party? Because I find it hard to believe he blocked you over something that dumb.

Oh fuck him then

A 6 pack would not cost $20. The most expensive 6 packs would be like $12 for some IPA microbrew shit. Bud Light is like $7-$8