Who won this rivalry?

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Madonna

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When they were young and I was a kid, I was more attracted to Christina. But Britney was definitely the winner - she's the definitive pop star of the late 90s, while Christina won't be remembered as having much importance. She gets some mention for being a Latin pop musician, but even in that realm she gets less buzz than Shakira.

All that said, it's worth mentioning that Britney never did a song nearly this good: youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM

But the actual music seems like the least important part of this discussion.

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Britney was the bigger star in her prime but Christina never got JUSTed nearly as badly as Britney did and is still somewhat in the public eye so I have to give it to her

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"Genie in a Bottle" was such a dazzlingly clever piece of teen self-exploration cum sexploitation that it seemed the better part of valor to hope it was a fluke. But this was avoidance--like LeAnn and unlike Britney, Christina already has "adult" grit and phrasing down pat, and so threatens to join Gloria, Mariah, Celine, and LeAnn herself in the endless parade of Diane Warren-fueled divas-by-fiat hitting high notes and signifying less than nothing. "What a Girl Wants" is clever, too, but in a far less ingratiating way--like its two-hour promotional video writ small, it raises the question of how this ruthlessly atypical young careerist can presume to advise girls not cursed with her ambition, and the fear that some of them will make her a role model regardless. Give me Left Eye any day. C+

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Who was the first?

a british titty model, lucy pinder

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Imagine a threesome.
But 2bh they both had awful music.

>Both products of their era but I'd say I remember Spears slightly more than Aguilera. By that I mean I can actually name a song sung by Britney
How do you not know Genie in a Bottle?
Actually, maybe it's because I had teenage sisters in that era.

How old were they here?

I remember when teens used to stick posters of this shit up. Not just girls, boys too because it was fap material.
Do guys even do that anymore? That fad has slowly disappeared. You come across as a perv now, which is fucked.

Seriously.
When the fuck did men stop putting up porn and girl posters in their rooms?
This is fucking creeping me out because I haven't seen shit like that around lately. We've become so tame.

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>Who won this rivalry?
Every boy (myself included) growing up during the period where these two were on top of the world.

Come to think of it when I was in college back in 2010 (as a freshman and the only year I lived in a dorm) I was only a handful of guys I know of who had a hot chick poster (for me it was Kim Kardashian lel) in his room (and I visited virtually every room, male and female on my floor for either parties or hangouts); most girls at that time had some sort of poster, though, whether it was a hunk of the time or some band/movie.

>listening to either for the music

I'm thinking computers got rid of the need for it right?
I mean if you need fap material it's just a click away now.

yeah feel like that doesn't really happen, may have ended with jessica alba in sin city or that one ocean movie she was in or megan fox in transformers.

Oh I'm sure that's a huge part of it. Even then, though, I had tons of porn torrented and whatnot. I just liked having a babe on my wall. It made the place look a little more alive. My gf at the time liked it too lel.

what was the kim poster?

I don't remember anyone except my closest mate having a poster in their room post 2013.
I remember as a kid every teen boy had posters and porn in their rooms.

How many small things like this have we lost culturally in the last decade or so?
I bet having a poster would creep out a chick now, whereas in the past it was like an indicator of being sexually active. It's weird ay. The small things.

Would girls still be ok with that?
I mean they've become like christian mums now, only they're not christian now.
This is hurting my brain and it's almost shocking how much we've changed so quickly.

There are so many to choose from.
I remember one I had of Jessica Alba or something ages ago. I didn't even think of how it appeared to other people at the time. Why do I think about that now? It's fucking stupid and silly.

Pic related is it. It was actually the first result when I just Googled it lol. I still have it rolled up and packed away somewhere all these years later (it was only ever on a wall for that one year though).

Honestly I am and have been a huge loner now for years so I really don't have the best grasp on the small things with people; one thing I have sort of been able to notice, though, is that there seems to be a lot fewer large (as in 20+ people) parties among high school aged people (and I only know of this from talking to a cousin who goes to school near where I did). It's a lot more small hangouts of like 3 people.

I don't really know. Back when I had mine up, though, none of them ever complained and I had lots of girls over whether they be classmates, gf's of my guy friends or friends of my roommate (who I think was gay but we didn't talk a whole lot).

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I was just curious if you knew what the pic of kim was on your poster
My cousin had a decent amount of posters in his room, britney spears, natalie portman, jessica alba, etc... but then he ended up being a gay in high school so take that how you will

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ah that was a pretty iconic poster I believe, pretty sure I coomed to that pic once or twice, still like kim desu

Indeed it is. I can even remember where I got it: a (now likely closed down) HMV outlet in one of the malls in Kingston, Ontario. I was with a few friends I made there early on in the school year and I think I may have gone there to buy the CD of 'Diamond Eyes' by Deftones and/or 'Wrath' by Lamb of God (both of which I played a ridiculous amount of times that year).

My apologies for my boomer blogging.

It was pretty gross even back then but all anyone ever talked about was "DUDE BRITNEY AND MADONNA KISSED" even though Madonna and Christina kissed on the same stage during the same performance as well. That just shows how far behind Christina was compared to Britney during their peak popularity

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>Honestly I am and have been a huge loner now for years so I really don't have the best grasp on the small things with people
It's not just you. Every guy used to do it and for some reason we just stopped.
And there are still big parties because they go out of control and you'll occasionally see it on the news and shit.

Pfft, who isn't gay now. Is gay even a thing now with traps?
I just had like one or two from an FHM or something. That dude sounds like he has a collection though.

Why did this happen?
Not that I'm complaining.

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is going to the mall with friends really even a thing anymore, don't think many did that while I was in highschool

Yeah, I remember when going to malls were a big thing.
There are still kids there, but not that many..
That's a bit worrying.

Because it was non-ironically kind of shocking at the time. Not in the sense that people were going to go apeshit and kill them or anything, but you didn't see it all that much among people with that huge level of fame. Sort of like the Janet Jackson nipple incident; if it happened today and it was Nicki Minaj or whatever thot they get for the Super Bowl it'd still be a big story but now we're way more cynical and society is way less innocent.

Probably not. Even when I was in high school I don't believe I ever once went to a mall with friends (granted I ass from a small town and the closest big one is about 40 minutes away). Even in college where I went and got my Kim poster we didn't go to the mall all that often. If I had to guess we went maybe half a dozen times or so.

That and gay shit is everywhere now to the point where the youth are rebelling against it.
All that in 10 fucking years or so.

I think malls were really more just products of the 80s-90s. The only times I ever really go to them is for around christmas time and even then its not that busy

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Britney obviously.

If you were a heterosexual male between 12 and 60 years of age, you jerked off to Britney at least once in your life. Christina was always second choice and had to sexualize herself to a point of parody in order to stay relevant + she betrayed her Hispanic heritage for commercial gain.

Both were whores, but Christina was an ugly and cheap one. The kind that does everything to get by.

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is fapping to pics that unheard of now? pretty much what I mainly do

Britney

I feel like what's really special about them is their time of activity. Both were famous during that window where fapping transitioned from magazines, music videos and VHS tapes to purely internet/digital. I remember them being one of the first things I searched for online and actually collecting pics to jerk off to.

I also remember this pic of Christina I feel like what's really special about them is their time of activity. Both were famous during that window where fapping transitioned from magazines, music videos and VHS tapes to purely internet/digital. I remember them being one of the first things I searched for online and actually collecting pics to jerk off to.

I also remember this pic of Christina was the very first time I felt the urge to direct my face towards a girls ass. I didn't know why or what I would do there, but my inner feeling told me to. Now, as grown man, I know it was my natural instinct telling me to sniff and lick asshole.

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Name anything Christina Aguilera has done that's sexier than the video for 'Womanizer.' That shit is timeless boner fodder.

Britney may have won but this photoshoot had to have been one of the most coomed to of all time

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Based and agreed. I've gone on several music video fap searches and nothing Christina has done has really worked for me. The closes thing of hers is the video for 'Candyman' but it has to be an edit for me to want to jerk to it because the regular video has way too many guys on screen. Also for Britney, while 'Womanizer' has the peak fap material as she's naked, for me her best overall video to nut to is 'Work Bitch'. '3' is quite nice, too.

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