Thûlean Edition
(yes, I know that's not actually Varg)
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Luke Gutierrez
Isaiah Myers
First for spoon feed me metal like vinterland
Jeremiah Walker
*puts down copy of Silmarillion*
Blind Guardian.
Nathan Harris
I miss him so much, bros...
Josiah Bailey
>not picking berries
>not living on welfare
and you dare call yourself a pagan?
Christian Ward
Yes, sir, you were the one who ordered the extra large based?
Ian Brooks
Are you just gonna keep scrolling without saying howdy?
Luis Green
Post cool bands that are metal-adjacent!
Jonathan Lewis
Jaxson Green
Kek
Samuel Williams
Yes, just put it down next to this.
Ethan Johnson
Where did the 'Varg is one welfare' meme come from?
Logan Gonzalez
from reality
Brandon Richardson
Daily reminder that Finn McKenty is based.
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Please follow him on instagram and subscribe to the Punk Rock MBA.
Ayden Morris
*puts down copy of Silmarillion*
Christopher Sanders
How do I take the gorepill bros?
There was a decent chart but I can't find it
Kevin Jenkins
What are you listening to, friends?
Ryder Turner
SAGE
Zachary Ramirez
dying fetus
Michael James
This fat glorious fuck
Austin Jackson
This gets posted here every day, and yet Varg's cope is so funny that I'm still amused.
Parker James
>still had to put a creator (Eru)
Tolkien was a christcuck and couldnt help himself
Angel Martinez
Acid king
Ayden Diaz
Listen to Dopesmoker
Lucas Gonzalez
stoner is objectively the worst genre of rock
Asher Bailey
*Listens to Dope Stars Inc.*
Robert Price
>a song about poop magic
Jordan Young
Post Boss HM-2 worship
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Colton Thomas
>wew a creator deity how lame amirite
Nearly every pantheon had a creator dipshit. Tolkien’s Catholicism influences a ton of his writing but the fact that Eru was a creator is entirely independent of that.
Sebastian Myers
Well it's a good thing that this is a metal thread.
Matthew Bell
In percentage points exactly how important is the quality of the artwork for your enjoyment of the album?
Alexander Wright
No, listen to Holy Mountain. Nothing on Dopesmoker can top the opening riff to The Druid.
Nicholas Morgan
Nice try, FBI.
Xavier Rivera
he's still a gay, all the Valar are gay
Shaut Manwë quiinubat gukh
Elijah Russell
Retard, Eru was clearly the christian god ruling over the germanic (?) based ainur
Ian Morales
metal is a genre of rock
William Baker
50%
The ainur are definitely not based
Aaron Kelly
Weed is catnip for black people.
Lincoln Lopez
Metal seceded from rock years ago.
Cooper Butler
You misspelled white people.
Ian Brooks
sorry I mean they were inspired by those pantheons, I know they werent based
Brody Clark
autopsy - shitfun now thats an artwork
Blake Kelly
>Why yes, I do only listen to albums with cover art done by Dan Seagrave. What gave it away?
Adam Taylor
>stoner metal? rap metal? No thanks; for me, it's The Mentors.
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Logan Cooper
He’s obviously an Abrahamic style god, that’s not the point addressed.
The point of the initial post was his status as a creator being a Christian aspect. That’s retarded. Plenty of non-Christian mythologies had creators.
Christopher Gutierrez
>why yes, I do only listen to albums with cover art done by Chris Moyen, what gave it away?
Isaac Myers
holy cope
Jackson Morgan
Who do you think gave the catnip to black people? You are a useful idiot.
Bentley Morales
I don't care that much, but I really appreciate good artwork. Plus if I don't like the music but really like the artwork there is a 95% chance I'll go back to that album from time to time to give it another try. That's how I got into Heavy load and Primordial.
Brandon Taylor
the arabs
Kayden Rodriguez
The Japanese
Brandon Jenkins
Can’t unsee the wall of horrible Geigergoyles
Dominic Hall
DA JOOS
Asher Watson
the Finns
Blake Ortiz
*scythes in your path*
Angel Murphy
I do the exact same thing, user.
It doesn’t make the music better, but it does make me inclined to like the band.
Xavier Perry
will i be considered gay if i buy a lifelover shirt?
Luis Morgan
Only if you fuck men while doing so.
Ethan Bell
lifelover is based
Jace Green
*scythe back*
Levi Reed
>Band name is artillery
>Cover art depicts artillery
Pretty based.
Xavier Jenkins
Buy a patch, and start working on your vest.
Elijah Moore
why does he need the scythe when he has a cannon?
Elijah Ortiz
To look cool
Jack Fisher
Excellent response, Scythefriend.
Ryan Brown
>You should get a patch vest.
Isaac Hill
>glitter letters
uh.......
Jack Ward
Worst Iron Maiden art, coming through.
Alexander Young
What's the story behind this art
Hudson Morgan
Lincoln Walker
Why is this considered melodeath? It's just straight Swedish OSDM worship.
>b-but muh melodic leads
Almost all Sweden OSDM has melodic leads.
Juan Collins
>dude can you do us an album cover? it's Speedwolf - Ride with death
>say no more
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(based)
Ian Parker
deathrash
youtube.com
that album no one talks about edition
Matthew Green
oops, meant to write BEST iron maiden art
Brody King
nah that's too much effort for something i'd barely wear. i literally just need a shirt
Benjamin Roberts
Extreme aggression is a sparkling and iridescent thrash album.
Austin Gray
All music, by definition, is melodic.