What would you say to this doctor on your first appointment?

She's an escort????

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>hot
For a 35+ year old woman who's lost 95% of her eggs? I'd rather have a 20yo cashier who'll bare my children.

sadly this isn't nearly as fun if you have an actual lump, had testticular cancer scares twice, both times a pair of just smoking hot bitches who couldn't have been more than 25 spent an hour fondling my junk.

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Your love is like bad medicine
Bad medicine is what I need, whoa
Shake it up just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease

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Kek

Tell her I need to take her temperature rectally then whip out my dick.