You ylyl you lose

you ylyl you lose

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Actual true virus lung-inbound
>be sick
>covid-17 at the time
>beta molecule who can't get infected for the life of himmler
>pathogenical fear of germs since early scholl, when some bite sicked me
>have a younger sickness, covid-16 at this time
>my sickness is human crazy, really wants to give someone a flujob.
>announces that she's "Severe Ancute Respiratory Syndrome"
>father and I start coofing bloods on how to 'fect an neighborhood.
>few coronas later and some sheltering in place,
>a long, sickly dude with brown face mask and plastic shield
>delivars door dash containment tacos
>my doctor and I sit down and informerd that he just "walked into the emergency room"
>discuss 6 feets apart (anti.bodies)
>*can't stop touching my face*
>they go essentially-out
>bat tells me "pandemic isn't going to last"
>sickness becomes home quaranteen
>wants apology so I said, "SARS"
>around a week later, dug mass grave for college girls
>and worried that who was phone makes sense
>about a week before, overhear a conversation about population cuntrol
>"We're not on PPE lockdown anymore" goes viral
>social distancing was "funny"
>someone said "bacteria" but I thought they say "bateria"
>we're both right
>tryingtoholdbackcoughing.jpg
>tell errbody all of this newd normal
>agenda 2020 out of control
>TV, EMT, TP, CV, ET, PPE.
>mfw the dead preempted almost why this fast epidemic would go downtown to black ppl

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Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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>be you
>raging faggot
>own several 12 inch dildos and four butt plugs
>probably retarded
>tfw

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I agree but say have you ever heard about pickle thomas?