I have a copy of the drivers license, social security card, phone number...

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Exactly! You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm talking about!

Take out a credit card in his name, buy a few things, pay it back. Next month, buy more, pay it all back. The next month, buy a enormous amount of things, then mail the CC company in the name of his (fictional) estate executor that he has died of COVID-19 related causes. Go radio silent.

He was a "friend" that sold me a business. Since we were close we didn't do any legal paperwork. He sold it to me because he needed money for child support, he was going to get arrested if he didn't come up with 3,000 and something dollars at a certain date.
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That's actually genius... I tip my fedora for you gentleman

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If the business was worth buying don’t you think it would be legitimately transferred? What is this

After 6 months when he saw that I was doing well in the business he thought was going to fail (his ex wife told me he thought it was going under when he was managing it) he tried to extort me into paying him a weekly rent because the shop had the same name as his other shop and according to him it was the reason I was doing well.
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He sold you a business for $3000? That must have been a small-time operation, son. What was it, a paper route?

>friend
>also having conversations with friend's ex wife.
Yeah, this has white trash drama written all over it.

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I paid him 5,000. One important note is that in the business that we are he doesn't know shit, I was his former tech and even after I bought his second business I was doing around 70% of his repairs at dealer prices so he could make decent money.

I talked to her several months after the incident happened

rape his dog

>Why would I not get away with those? How would you think I would get caught?
You can get away with it but there are things you must do that you probably won't. First of all if you have any close connection to this person whether they are a family member, friend or coworker that puts you automatically as a suspect. Identity thieves steal from complete strangers and most have techniques to avoid leaving a trail. You'll want to use someone source of wifi that you can trust that has no cameras around. Public places like mcdonalds have cameras that have your face on video if you walk inside. You want to use a VPN and open a credit card online. Mail it to a house that is leased or is vacant. if that's not available, stake a street that has a house with no visible cameras and where the neighbors don't have cameras either. You will receive your credit card and once you have it you want to get as much cash from it as you can. Stake out an ATM that has the 24 hr drive thru atm like chase and visit it late at night at like 3-4am. Have a truck and put a bicycle in the bed with a dark colored tarp. Stake out a spot to park your truck. Nearby neighborhoods that have no cameras great, empty secluded parking lots, just make sure there are no cameras to capture your license. Get out of your truck, take the bicycle out. Ride your bicycle to the atm with your balaclava and sunglasses on. Make sure your skin is completely covered so they don't know what ethnicity you are. Pull out as much cash as you can and put it in your backpack that is on your torso. When you are done pedal as fast as you can back to the truck, Load it back up with your bike. Drive home. Pic related is my local chase atm, it literally just got hit a couple weeks ago.

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Just sayin, man. Most people don't stay friends of both exes. And if you aren't friends with her and she still shared that information with you somehow, that's white trash drama.

I told him that that wasn't agreed when we did the deal and he told me that he would sue me to get money for the time that I used the name of the shop. We had a huge argument and the next day he apologized. All was cool for a while. A few months down the line I saw a commercial space for rent that was right in the middle of town for a great price and I took it. When he found out he told me that I could not move my business there, that the deal was to stay at the initial location and that he was prohibiting to use the name of the shop for a different location. I told him to fuck off and stopped doing the repairs that he couldn't.
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also the expert thief does not steal from friends, family or acquaintances. The safest steals are from complete strangers.

Dude, just break things off with him, give him his shitty shop back and let him fail. Open up your own shop in the middle of town and succeed with your skills while his businesses fail because you're not there anymore.

The guy is divorced and behind on his child support. He is already a failure at life. You don't have to do anything.

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His business started going down fast very fast, all his client were going to me since he couldn't repair most of what got into his shop. He started sending his friends to buy miscelanious things to ask how I was doing and I always told them that I was doing great. He got to the point the he scammed his accountant out of $75, who is now my friend. Last time I talked to him he told me that the guy currently owes over 56,000 to the irs because he doesn't pay the sales tax money, he has been keeping it for quite a while. One day I started getting threats from random numbers to remove the name of the shop. When I got fed up with it I changed the name of the shop and now I get even more clientele because people don't associate me with him.