How can I give myself cauliflower ear? I have been training BJJ, Muay Thai, and MMA for ten years and my ears look completely fine. I've tried punching myself repeatedly in the ears; they go red, swell up, then go back to normal. Any advice?
How can I give myself cauliflower ear? I have been training BJJ, Muay Thai...
Nicholas Martin
Thomas Gonzalez
Wrestling
Asher Murphy
HAHAHAHA youre literally as fucking stupid as all the fucking retards i train with
listen pleb im a mvp and i wear fucking ear guards to not look like a retard
ur "trophy" cauliflower ears" provde one thing you fucking suck ass piece of shit
Aiden Reyes
I do wrestle, within the context of MMA. There are newbies who get cauliflower ear within a few months of training, and I haven't got anything in a decade of dedication.
Parker Bennett
you're trash>7
same guy trash talking u and i dare u to fucking do smth about it id literally fucking repaint the cage with ur blood u dog shit autist
Noah Robinson
Nah, you definitely look like a fag wearing headgear, bro.
Caleb Barnes
man i want to fuckin kill u right now im so glad i came on this piece of shit thread im fucking wild u dont even know i got half a bottle of vodka in me and im fucking steaming rage looking at ur autism where the fuck are u from and which gym do u go to i want to find u and meet u after this is all over i will fucking destroy you wether its in the parking lot or the cage
Aaron Rodriguez
WHERE
THE
FUCK
ARE
YOU
FROM
HOMO
ill be ur fucking death
Ryder Rogers
I couldn't care less - I'm a BJJ black belt, I'd murder you, friend. What I care about is how to get cauliflower ear that I've always wanted.
Jordan Rivera
play rugby (front row)
Liam Bennett
NO YOU WONT LOL IM A FUCKING SIGNED PRO FIGHTER YOU'RE A RETARD WONDERING ONLINE HOW TO GET FAKE CAULIFLOWER EARS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FAKE CAULIFLOWER EARS OMFG
i want to destroy u im serious where u from not kidding ill fucking meet u there tell me ur gym name
black belt bjj look at this retard UNDER WHO'S FUCKING NAME ARE U BLACK BELT BECAUSE IM BLACK UNDER THE GRACIES LOL
Isaiah Green
Good idea, but I'm too old (28) to start playing rugby when I've never done ball sports before.
Sebastian Jenkins
Are you stupid? You can have mine. Why try to look tough? you already can actually fight, dipshit.
Brody Morgan
Every time I see that Frenchie cum guzzler, I get so fucking mad. But then I remember he made Hendricks uber butthurt and choked out Bisping and all is forgiven
Joshua Davis
punch yourself in the face next time retard. in both eye sockets. gotta train like it’s a fight.
Levi Diaz
Gavin Allen
K THEN GIVE ME UR GYM NAME LOL
Camden Turner
Just cut your face up famalam, it will make you look tough, like you got mugged alot!
Sebastian Anderson
TELL ME ONE MOVE IN BJJ I DONT KNOW ONE FUCKING SHIT U CAN TEACH ME COME ON IM WAITING
Jeremiah Brown
I'm not the same user you were arguing with. I just stumbled upon this thread and wanted to know why OP wants deformed ears. Personally I think you're both retarded.
Christian Lopez
I'm a BB directly under Carlos Gracie Jr as of last November. Not that it matters as that is not the point of this thread.
Yeah, I but I want to look tough too. What's so wrong with that?
It's something I always wanted, and to look tough.
Adam Jenkins
LOL WHERE THE FUCK ARE U FROM BITCH
Caleb Adams
You should probably turn off Caps Lock.
Parker Cooper
>Any advice?
my advice would be to consider yourself lucky. if you're a black belt in BJJ, why do you want cauliflower ear? I get that some people view it as a trophy but that's honestly just silly. just be happy that you acquired your black belt without having deformed ears, I'm sure many of the top fighters in the world would envy that.
serious or ironic, you're fucking retarded, shut the fuck up
Leo Garcia
>6
I BET U G OT A PUSSY ASS FACE THAT U CANT STAND AND U WANT IT PURPOSELY DESTROYED LOL
COME ON MAN WHERE ARE U FROM ILL COME KILL U ITS EVEN BETTER
Gavin Green
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Aiden Cruz
I come from earth. Same as you. Don't you get the newsletters?
Jordan Watson
Well, I don't know. To each his own I guess. Good luck user.
Ayden Jones
I trained boxing and Muay thai for about 4 years before I starting doing any (mma) grappling, which ive done for about 5 or 6 years now. I never had a single cauliflower ear before i started grappling, and ive had them syringe drained twice. They look more or less normal now and i havent had any problems in about a year.
I think its the grappling that does it, headfighting and pressure, being really grindey seems to cause it. Like when the side of your head chaffes against stuff. Gi players seem to get it worse.
Isaac Russell
DONT DODGE NERD LOL TELL ME WHERE YOURE FROM ILL COME SET U DOWN IN UR FUCKING GRAVE BITCH
Henry Carter
ear guards idiot
Carson Cook
naah mate, thats young enough. just google for a team near you and say you wanna play hooker (thats the guy in the centre, so you fuck up both ears). ball handling isnt required for forwards. only violence matters