YLYL you lose
YLYL you lose
Camden White
John Foster
Camden Hernandez
Hudson Campbell
Sebastian Mitchell
Julian Sanchez
Anthony Powell
I'm black myself but this is too funny
Thomas Lopez
Grayson Mitchell
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Ryder White
this is something you'd see on r/funny
Jackson Walker
Nolan Reed
Gabriel Johnson
Samuel Cox
Evan Cruz
Brayden Wood
Aiden Johnson
Landon Campbell
Ryder Hernandez
Name my band
Cameron Edwards
Parker Parker
Jacob Garcia
Isaac Wood
Evan Taylor
Michael Carter
lol is this real?
William Reyes
Woah, woah, woah.. Look fuckstick I’m incredibly busy, so why don’t you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass.
First, take a big step back... And literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here Jack, but this is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
This is all your fault, you limey FUCK! From now on my fist is going to be so far up your shithole that every time you have a thought, it's gonna have to tiptoe past my wedding ring...
Great. Let me get this down… Oh, wait! I got a better idea. Instead of that, how about I send you a hobo's dick cheese? Then, you kill him. Do your thing, skin the fucking bastard. Go to town, man. Go to town! In the mean time and as usual, go fuck yourself.
We don’t negotiate with terrorists.
You’re a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That's physics. It's inevitable. We'll weep for you... in the press, set up a scholarship in you name, eventually - and I'm talkin' way, way down the road - we file an insurance claim… Preferably before the end of the fiscal year. The universe... is talking to you right now. You just gotta listen.
>..Did anyone find out who that was..?
Justin Perez
bond hamburger?
Brayden Price
Brody Moore
kek. you just don't understand the true spirit of the chan. we're nihilistic anarchists… with a twist.
we don't care if they were "innocent" (who is truly innocent, anyway?)
we just want to watch the world burn.
Aaron Turner
took forever but yes, i think they might have a role or two together soon?
Grayson Collins
Grayson Cook
yeah it's amazing how similar these guys look also, never noticed it until now
Adam Foster
how the fuck you let your self get this big ? id just suck start a shotgun holy hell
Lincoln Bennett
what about Zach G and the other guy. They could be brothers
Luis Collins
about as real as the existence of God
Jeremiah Harris
Camden Johnson
Remove pickles like 007
Daniel Gonzalez
The Failed Globalism
Connor Anderson
Zachary Flores
check these triples!
Luis Torres
Fuck u nigga here take my white bitch ill go have fun with those black mamas
Ass fo dayZzzz
Dominic Thomas
oh i love them, they were in batman right?
Carter Rogers
No it's the Bin Laden 22
Eli Hill
Levi Anderson
wow, the left really cant meme..
Adrian Myers
Nice try. Look at the outlets on the power bar. Those are Europoors.
Sorry that you guys don't have freedom, though.
Isaiah Cooper
They are brothers. Watch live at the people onion, he does a whole interview
Adrian Cooper
Bond burger?
Lincoln Morales
Soooo Jealous
Hunter Jenkins
Jayden Cook
Who's cares, if you saw pictures of what I used to jerk off to when I was a teenager it would turn you white, and I'm a Senator.
Brody Nguyen
Jonathan Johnson
Nolan Morris
Levi Carter
Hunter Green
Too soon.