Tell us degenerate things about you that people irl don't know

Tell us degenerate things about you that people irl don't know.

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I jerk off with my clothes still on

I used to do this when I was a teen.

Well... I guess you kinda see my problem and why I still do it like that then

I eat cereals without milk

I like ice cream especially with salted caramel sauce

I pick up discarded girls clothes on the sidewalk and use them to jerk off. I clean them first though.

tbh a few years ago I would have answered but this shit website has become such a SJW shithole that I'm afraid I'll get banned for fucking nothing.

I'm just here for the (rarer & rarer) naked chicks now.

>this shit website has become such a SJW shithole

LOL

what?

Women bigger and taller than me make me horny as fuck. The fact that I'm a manlet makes this not so difficult to happen. I fantasize a lot about chicks I know growing bigger and taller, I even wrote stories and made some photo editing. I once went to see a escort that, with heels, was 6'8" tall, my top experience so far.

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where the fuck you find those kinds of things on the sidewalk?

Our height difference would be something like this.

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>this

I'm a pedophile.

I do it too. Furthermore, I cum in my underwear and don't change them afterwards.

Keep your eyes open. In ditches, gutters, anywhere.

haven't bathed in 4 weeks
i'm completely dead inside

Let my dogs fuck me
Steal clothing from peoples clothes lines
Eat food in grocery stores and not pay

Damn, I used do do that as well even though my cum stays inside as long as I remain hard so I had time to empty my load in the toilet. I used to go to school with my load still wet all over my undies, just didn't give a fuck.

I stopped doing that shit after I realized my mom could probably tell what it was and because my cum became more pungent as I was growing up

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I use the same cumsock for up to a week. It has to be a girly looking one though, like with pastel colors and/or in ankle length. Panties seem like a good cumrag in theory but they never hold the mess and aren't thick and absorbent enough.

I pee in jugs.

That would be my fucking dream. I never dated someone taller than me, though. Almost happened once, but the chick had some mentals issues and disappeared from everything.

As long as it's not poop.

>Let my dogs fuck me
Hope you are a femanon

I'm Russian

I only fuck ugly girls.

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I use some pretty big buttplugs.

>naked chicks

I like fucking my GF in the ass but she says it hurts to much

Wrong way round buddy, only ugly girls will fuck you.

I joined the military entirely because I wanted the experience of killing someone w/o having to worry about legal consequences

Pretty common... I've only known a couple of girls who actually liked it. Another one was down whenever I asked but I think it bored her (No pun intended).

you monster

>Wrong way round buddy, only ugly girls will fuck you.
Not really, I have terrible self-esteem. I've had gorgeous teen girls, college girls, adult women and MILFs of all races hit on me and I ignore them because I'm afraid to date an attractive female.
My present GF is 300 pounds. Have you ever eaten the pussy of a 300 pounder?