SIMPing? Or next level mastery of the woman race?
>Get all the attention I want / need from her
>Have her dress in anything I like
>Be with other women, none of them mind
>Not having to listen to nagging / arguing, she treats me like the prince I am
>Know she talks to other SIMPs but none of us care, no worries about "cheating".
>Women deserve to be put on a pedestal
An e-thot is honest about just being in it for the money. I don't care, I make more than enough. I could spent more than 500 bucks a week on her and still spent less than you do on your nagging, cheating, sub-par, average looking "real" girlfriend. Mine never ever has a "headache" and I don't need to visit her parents or listen to boring shit. When I get bored with her, I turn off the screen.
Face it, SIMPing is the next level, its evolution and its the best.
SIMPing? Or next level mastery of the woman race?
Good luck fucking anything other than your hand, buddy.
Women are easily replaced by a realdoll.
face it, us SIMP's have you normies beat.
We figured it out.
>Women are easily replaced by a realdoll
Dude immobile dolls and e-thots are nothing like being with a woman. Stop pretending like forming a deep human-to-human connection and bond is achievable with a fuck doll and an online slut who is "pay to look but no touch".
Did you have a shit upbringing or something? Were you not held as a baby?
we are evolution and we've won. think about it. with new rules regarding virii we're already set. we are used to this. we stay indoors, and we have sex on a higher level than you can ever imagine. we aren't primates such as yourself and we don't contract virii or STD's
and yet we sleep with goddesses.
we are the next logical step in evolution.
Why though just why? You know if you want a quick wank just watch porn hub.
only one I would SIMP over. have held off paying for the 80$ patreon. but fuuuuuuc
>Knows she talks to other SIMPs but non of us care
So Cuckoldry
>Women Deserve to be put on a pedestal
- Nope, you just misandrist
>Never ever has a headache
-also never has or will touch your dick.
>So Cuckoldry
No, Cuckoldry comes from the pleasure of hating that she's cheating, from your being demeaned. Not caring means you just have one use for her too.
cute loli-cosplay thot
Imagine not knowing what a vagina feels like.
You don't fucking sleep with anyone that is my point.
This made me lol.
oh sweet summer child, to have such little imagination
Her genital herpes on her lip is so crazy gross, and she has them in so many pictures.
And for $20 in shots I can get laid with none of that faggotry.
I don't have to imagine my penis going into my girlfriends pussy or asshole. You will never know what that is like, slapping your cock all day at home.
except who's doing the cuckolding really? think about it. she has a bf that has to listen to her bs, put up with her pms, and pays trough the nostrils for little to no sex.
us simps however see her pretty much daily, she will always put out and give us what we desire, when you think about it considering how much attention and sex she gives us, we get it more than the actual bf does.
so who's getting cuckolded i wonder?
we don't care. he does. and we see and have her more, and pay less.
listen child, i am not here to explain to you how this works. if you don't get it now, you never ever will.
we simps are superior.
>hes paying out the nose for little to no sex
-you paying out the nose for no sex
>we simps are superior
- but you will never pass on your genes
Dude, they are using you for money, You are nothing but a customer to them. You are a consumer who is in an unhealthy one way relationship. If you stopped giving them money, it would be over. you are just a piggy bank to them. There is no relationship, just a transaction. You mean nothing more to them then you mean to the dude who makes you a sandwich at subway.
like i tried to explain to your primal brain before, we have evolved. we live life and experience what you call sex on a much higher plane of existence. we experience things you casuals and peasants will never and can never understand.
so? you think we aren't aware that its a business transaction only? whats wrong with that? i'm not looking for a free ride.
besides, you peasants pay for sex as well. you need to wine and dine them, pay their way, and listen to their horse shit.
i have yet to see a woman with even anything remotely interesting to say. like i said, i have the money, and its a transaction.
if you think that having an actual relationship is the same as being a simp, you deserve to be a simp.
>And never get laid while i pay them constantly.
Read that. Over and over
that is the greatest compliment you can ever give me. thank you. i do deserve to be a simp since i am intellectually far superior.
you fuck ugly sub par fat chicks.
us simps fuck GODDESSES .
Imagine paying a bitch for nudes in fuckin 2020. You are like the guys in the early 90s doin phone sex
You a SIMP
By definition you dont fuck anyone. You pay too much for live action porn.
>Fuck
Keep dreamin. Lemme guess, Rise up Gaymers honk honk
lol since when is Trump a simp, you jackass?
you again compliment me though, if Trump is also a simp that means us simps are destined for greatness.
ah, the ones that came before us. they started a great concept.
again you compliment us.
again your concept of sex differs from mine.