You ever had sex with a fat girl? Was it good?
You ever had sex with a fat girl? Was it good?
Owen Nguyen
Aiden Thomas
>Be me, about 35, have skinny wife
>Work overseas, have skinny mistress
>Check out BBW threads on Yas Forums
>Get curious about fucking a fatty
>Match with Taiwanese landwhale on Tagged
>Go through the motions
>She thinks we're dating, lol
>Doesn't know I have wife
>She's dumb as dogshit
>Really lazy, hates any walking
>Wants to catch a train like 200m
>She's a terrible kisser
>Get her into bed
>The fat is like being on a waterbed
>Vagina is behind a mile of obese labia majora
>With about 7.5" I'm barely actually inside
>She just lies there like a beached whale
>Won't ride me, thinks it's too much effort
>Also scared of squashing me
>She thinks sex three times a week is a lot
>Starts getting possessive
>Messages me when I'm busy at work
>Gets pissed off if I don't answer immediately
>Asks if I'm cheating on her with other girls
>Haha doesn't know she's the one on the side
>Breaks up with me
>Blocks me on WeChat
>Whatever, sex was shit anyway
>Messages me on WeChat a few weeks later
>Can't reply because she still has me blocked
Kayden Ortiz
Not generally no. I'm not the type to turn down willing pussy, of course, but it's not ideal.
Firstly, if a chick is fat there can be literal inches of matter in your way when you're trying to go for it. If she has an extra inch of fat on her, that means your dick is essentially an inch smaller. If you are also fat, subtract another inch. Body type is extremely relevant. Give me a nice petite 19 year-old asian chick and I'll fill her like a fortune cookie, but I usually feel a bit undersized when I'm frogging a chubber.
Samuel Kelly
I'll add: just don't ever let some bitch make you feel small. Learn what average dick size actually is, and if she asks how big your dick is, ask her how tight her pussy is, and inform her that it's a very shallow, even offensive question. There are small dicks, but there are also big pussies.
Ian Miller
nice
Blake Diaz
I like how women can ask without any form of repercussion what a mans height is (something we have 0 control over) but If i ask a woman’s weight (something she has complete control over) thats not allowed. Fucking pigs
Caleb Ross
I saw a garbage mainstream porn clip a long time ago, it was one of those where the dude was interviewing the bimbo and asking her dumb questions before the scene. He asked what kind of dick she liked, and she replied "oh, I dunno, average, like 8 inches" and I almost put a fist through my screen. It's not a matter of ego, it's a matter of hating lies, especially ones that get out of control. How many 6-inch dudes think they're small because of that shit?
Yeah, it's blatant shallowness and women absolutely MUST be called out on it. I have a few female teenage coworkers who don't even realize that's the way it is. They think men are more shallow when it comes to looks than women are. Delusional.
Brandon Butler
Andrew Cooper
you're on fire brother
i hear you in every cosmo shape. Mgtow
Lincoln Howard
Eh, I'm fucked up on white lady and I'm washing it down with shots of jack, so I'd take my advice with a grain of salt. I do try not to talk complete nonsense though.
I have a few pics I can dump that might make the point better than I can right now. Incoming.
Justin Young
Adrian Turner
how did you even get it up?
Jace Turner
Yes. Yes, it was good. For two reasons:
1) They do a lot of hot shit because they feel they need to make up for their fatness.
2) It's much easier to relax and just slam that pussy because hey, she's fat, so you don't feel like having to make up for anything.
That being said after I shot my load I always wanted her out of my flat.
Brody Bennett
You know this is just because women are retarded right? They think 5 inches is about 8
Nolan Flores
yes is no.up is down. no mean yes. fat is skinny and phuck this game im out
Josiah Morales
Desperation is better than viagra.
They try hard, and somehow manage to be less effective regardless. And you always feel like you could do better, but don't want to tell them flat-out that they're too fat for you.
Nah mate, they watch enough porn that they really do get that mistaken impression drilled into them. I mean, they are still fucking retarded, but they can still compare your dick to the last professional male pornstar they saw and think somehow that he represents reality.
Ayden Nelson
Then again, just switching off my brain and just getting what I want has its appeal, too.
Nolan Harris
Yes
she liked it,
I just thought it was revolting:
tbh, I can't be doing with slovenly overweight cows'
not to put too fine a point on it,
you just get sea-sick, what with all that rolling about on all those disgusting mounds of unnecessary flab.
Samuel Ramirez
Let's see that whale
Jack Gomez
the bottom right image is from a tv show and it's really good
Parker Hall
Gather round you child-minded degenerates, Papa’s gonna tell you a life lesson. And no Matt, it’s not about the one that got away.
Let her go . . .
Fat or skinny women, are human beings. Authentic women(born with vaginas) do NOT all act the same. Some are winy complainers that expect perfection w/o effort, some understand “efforts=result(s)”. With “plus size women” you gotta search for your chubby/BBW who’s a daytime lady, bedtime slut. Same as any other women.
They are NOT products like your PS4/xBox One where if there are issues, you take it back with your receipt to where you bought it from. Are there some that “seem” to like the abuse, yes. Avoiding that hell storm is avoiding prison time.
I have a 250lb red head, she’s awesome in bed and it took a LOT of searching to find her. After some relationship counseling I might put a ring on it. Too early to say, but that’s how awesome she is. Our kid is not dictating our relationship.
TL:DR~women are not a reliable product since you don’t want to be treated as such. Transgender is a mental illness.
Ayden King
This one is gold.
Samuel Long
Noah Watson
Robert Ramirez
Lesson 1
Lesson2
In my experience chubby/BBWs are better for cuddlers, chubby chasers and the adventurous man-whore.
I, myself, am 2 of the 3 above. Sex with a plus size “woman” is like a couch you can fuck. So comforting and pleasant.
The stigma of bad hygiene is the same for any male/female. If they stink, don’t fuck them. Simple. Then again you degenerates can only go through life constantly high and/or drunk with “rational thinking” out the window. Do any of you TRULY expect to be constantly high, drunk, get the sexiest piece of ass and life be perfect? Ignorance is bliss I guess . . .
Carter Martin
Carter Evans
I've just been thinking yesterday: He-Man is my favourite of all the superheroes. Nicest body. Nicest haircut. Not on a vendetta, uptight, or angsty.
Rides a large battle tiger. Yeah, nice convertible, Batman. You had it custom made? Very impressive. That's a nice car.
Henry Green
So, the actual TL;DR is that fat chicks are people too? They're not all the same, and tastes vary?
Thanks for the insight.
Jaxon Morgan
There was one fatty I used too fuck, face was decent, but the best part was that she would let me do just about anything to her.
Anthony Carter
This is very true. And you can't do manly shit like toss them around in bed. You just have to get into stationary position and pump away. Fucking a fat girl is like manning a mounted turret.
Jason Thomas
This IS gold! I got in trouble at work for laughing too loud. My manager gave me the “wtf look”. Handed him my phone, I’m no longer in trouble.