If Johnny Cash were an Olympic diver, he’d be Johnny Splash.
If Johnny Cash were an Olympic diver, he’d be Johnny Splash
Gabriel Bennett
Christian Martin
If Johnny Cash was a driver, he'd be Johnny Crash
Thomas Ward
If Billy Ray Cyrus got COVID-19, he’d be Billy Ray Virus.
Carter Nguyen
If Johnny Cash cut his hand, he'd be Johnny Gash.
Jacob Nelson
Idk why but this thread is making me kek
Gavin Roberts
If Johnny Cash were a sprinter, he'd be Johnny Dash.
Jayden Gonzalez
If Dr. Fauci fell of his bike & scraped his knee real bad, he’d be Dr. Ouchie.
Nathan Perry
If Johnny Cash were a potato, he'd be Johnny Mash.
Jason Collins
If Johnny Cash were a serial killer, he'd be Johnny Slash
Aiden Torres
If Johnny Cash had facial hair, he'd be Johnny Tash.
Brody Lee
Check those trips, fuckin keks
Christian Sanchez
If Kurt Cobain was asian he would be Kurt Lo Mein
Dominic Barnes
If johhny Cash was a pornstar, he'd be Johhny Smash
Tyler Lopez
If Johnny Cash was a stund driver he'd be Johnny Crash
Justin Brown
trips confirms cash was a sweet potato
Carson Hernandez
If Johnny Cash were a toker, he'd be Johnny Hash.
Caleb Perez
Check'd
Jeremiah Bailey
If Heinrich Himmler had a twin, he’d be Heinrich Similar.
Dylan Scott
If Bob Saget was OP, he’d be Bob Faggot.
Alexander Williams
If Johnny Cash had dog it would have been called Spot.
Hudson Thompson
based
Liam Howard
Moe.
Matthew Thompson
If Johnny Cash caught an STI, he'd be Johnny Rash.
Nicholas Phillips
If Steve Harvey was cast in a woke remake of Little House On The Prairie today, he’d be Alice Garvey.
Gavin Reed
this thread sucks balls
like your mom
Leo Howard
If Johnny Cash exposed himself, he'd be Johnny Flash
Jackson Cox
lmao brainlet can’t think of anything
Ian Hughes
If Johnny Cash was a big green rage machine, he'd be Johnny Smash
Lincoln White
If Bill Cosby was a pickle, he’d be Dill Cosby.
Sebastian Parker
You're such a child, coronafag, school soon hopefully
Asher Miller
Fuck off newfag
Oliver Rogers
If johnny cash was a women he would be called johnny snatch
Ryder Miller
If Johnny Cash worked in garbage disposal, he's be Johnny Trash
Hunter Edwards
if kobe bryant died in a fiery helicopter crash he'd be kobe burnt
Leo Watson
If Johnny Cash was the Joker, he'd be quoting crime statistics
Jace Hughes
If johnny cash did rap, he'd be johnny trash
Dominic Barnes
If Johnny Cash died in a fire, he’d be Johnny Ash.
Brody Price
if johnny cash was a pro wrestler he'd be johnny bash
Sebastian Robinson
If Johnny Cash and Ron Jeremy were a gay couple the tabloids would call them Ron-John
Jose Reed
if johnny cash was a jewish banker he'd be johnny cash
Nathan Brown
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Andrew Smith
If the NFL allowed special-needs players the Cleveland Browns would be the Cleveland Downs.
Jeremiah Wilson
If Elon Musk was an elephant, he’d be Elon Tusk.