If Johnny Cash were an Olympic diver, he’d be Johnny Splash

If Johnny Cash were an Olympic diver, he’d be Johnny Splash.

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If Johnny Cash was a driver, he'd be Johnny Crash

If Billy Ray Cyrus got COVID-19, he’d be Billy Ray Virus.

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If Johnny Cash cut his hand, he'd be Johnny Gash.

Idk why but this thread is making me kek

If Johnny Cash were a sprinter, he'd be Johnny Dash.

If Dr. Fauci fell of his bike & scraped his knee real bad, he’d be Dr. Ouchie.

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If Johnny Cash were a potato, he'd be Johnny Mash.

If Johnny Cash were a serial killer, he'd be Johnny Slash

If Johnny Cash had facial hair, he'd be Johnny Tash.