Protip: use paper towels when you fap instead of tissue

My dick don't aim down when hard, bro.
Awkward enough trying to piss with a stiffy

Better than your left sock i might say

she doing porn now? I haven't heard of any new music coming from her in like 6 years.

Lean forward, or go on your knees. Works for me most times.

I bet you use the paper towels for ass wipes. Sandpaper would be better for you.

I don't live with my family. I'd guess you must be underage since you assume everyone does. Go watch Pokémon or some shit, kiddo.

I cum in empty water bottles.

Toss them out after I'm done..

Is this a new leak?

You either have a weird-shaped dick or can't get a full erection if you can point it into the toilet.

Just selling pics, mostly feet.

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